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shirt that says I VIOLATE ASIMOV'S THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS SAFELY, OFTEN, AND EXTREMELY WELL

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I finally hacked my roommate's switch and pirated Wheel of Fortune onto it and my wife and I each created female characters, but halfway through the second game it crashed and I had to force quit the program. When I launched it again, it had saved our progress, but my wife is now this man?!

Wheel of Fortune transed my wife!

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Yeah! And fun fact, that's not even a new observation:

I've got a copy of this book from 1996 and in it, there's a little essay where the author talks about how he was having trouble getting into ds9 because half the time, the episodes "didn't feel like Star Trek". And he decided to look at it like DS9 was two shows:

1. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. This show has Boldly Going, Strange New Worlds, etc. There's an anomaly of the week, and aliens who cause unique problems with their weird cultures and abilities.

2. Bajor: Terok Nor. This is a show about a bunch of people on a space station, and how Bajor is recovering from 50 years of colonial oppression. These episodes have to do with people on the station, with people from bajor and cardassia.

And he said he really started to enjoy the show after this realization. His expectations were different. Not lower, just different. It's a different show telling different stories, but with the same characters.

A good example of the second type of show is Duet, from season 1. It's about a Cardassian showing up who was at a Bajoran labor camp that had a particularly horrible reputation, and he's accused of being a war criminal. It turns out he's not the camp leader like he appears to be, he was a file clerk there, and he is posing as the war criminal, in order to martyr himself out of guilt of not stopping the massacre, and to force his government to face their horrible legacy.

Does this have much to do with Boldly Going? With Strange New Worlds? Not really. Other than the oppressors and oppressed people being aliens, it could easily be a story about a concentration camp survivor and a camp guard.

It's still a great episode! But it is even better if you're not attempting to judge it by the expectations of a TOS/TNG episode, which it is very not.

star trek show that's an anthology series in which every episode is a different recognizable genre but in the context of a canon star trek culture like High School Drama on Vulcan, Police Procedural on Betazed, Breaking Bad on Ferenginar,

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I love it!

boys boys boys boys boys

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Four things that are 100% true and you should think about if you haven't already:

You don't have to be a boy if you don't want to

You don't have to be a girl if you don't want to

You can be a boy if you want to

You can be a girl if you want to

This isn't a joke. This is reality. Have you considered these facts? If not, maybe take a moment to think about it. How's your gender doing? If you don't like it, it can be changed. Hell, even if you do like it, maybe you'd like something else more?

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me trying to flirt with my computer "so, is there a MR-DOS?"

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Sometimes you need to put the fear of god into your machine to make sure it doesn’t act up, thats why I do all my improvised screwdrving with various knives.

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ough gfs

(she/her for both)

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even the top with a god complex can wear the cow bikini, maybe, in this new woke reality

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anatomy practice. idk guys uhhhh im not weird about computers

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Accidental mispeaking earlier today:

catboy slim

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So here it is, my great mystery project - now finished!

On my search for a new crochet project that's at least sort of unique, I had the insane idea to recreate one of my favourite works of art. And well, I did. I'm honestly pretty proud of this one too because it took obviously quite a bit of effort and I'm still a beginner at crochet. Well, I'm sure someone else did it before and most likely even better, but if so I couldn't find it ;) (Not even a crochet pattern for the full thing!)

And because my photo skills aren't the best, just as usual...here's another photo taken with flash where you can actually see the stitches pretty well. Not sure if you should actually look at them closely though, lol.

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Maybe I just have a biased perspective but that post about "my husband is exploring her gender and Linux" is confusing to me, because I sorta assume "learning Linux" and "realizing you're a girl" are just things men gotta do before they can get married

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A Bird in the Hand

Monster Researcher Eclair (and Andie) study the Steppes clan Centaurs and Mountain Harpies.

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I sometimes think people only consider non-binary people as authenticly not-male and not-female until they learn your assigned gender or genitals. Then you're just "female-lite" or "male-lite".

That's why I want a cloaca. I don't have either of those things in my pants, guess again!

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There's not enough genders. I demand more.

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If someone says "I LOVE MY TWINK HUSBAND"...