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Commission for @relia-robot of their fun robot moth character, Lighthouse.

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I'm taking a break from streaming for the next 3 weeks, taking my first vacation in several years. Since that's my only source of income, if you'd like to help cover my food and living expenses in the meantime, this is the donation link. Thank you.

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

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Today, @gewt and I cleaned out the pantry.

The oldest product we found expired in 2020. Which was, honestly impressive. Especially since we moved in in 2021.

🎶 I'm sorry, snackies

I never meant to skip you

I never want to say EXPIRED

But tonight, I'm cleaning out my pantry 🎶

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Phoenix Wright, professional poker player 🃏

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Besides goncharov, natch

I wonder what fiction has the biggest original content to fanfic ratio.

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I wonder what fiction has the biggest original content to fanfic ratio.

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Copyright infringement isn't theft but if we work together, someday it might be

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I'm too adhd to be poly. I'd totally forget that I have a partner until we haven't talked for like 7 months

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"Leave her be", a voice in the darkness interrupts just as the monster is about to sink its teeth into the princess. Both the beast and the maiden turn to look as a man in armour steps from the shadow into the moonlight, drawing his sword. "Let her go", the knight says, "it's me you want."

The monster barely hesitates before shoving the princess away, to rush towards the knight. Falling on her knees on the ground, the princess can only helplessly watch, tears running down her rosy cheeks, as the monster and the knight begin violently making out.

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I'm taking a break from streaming for the next 3 weeks, taking my first vacation in several years. Since that's my only source of income, if you'd like to help cover my food and living expenses in the meantime, this is the donation link. Thank you.

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

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I imagined this to be funny and tbh it kinda is

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I can't even lie down until 8am and then I lay there for another hour thanks to health issues, but finally I can maybe try to sleep.

And that's when the jackhammer outside my window starts

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she installed windows for ue

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Flirt with that cute robot girl

Take her to a private room & open up her back panel

Dig through her internal electronics, yank her wires just hard enough to cause a spark, remove pieces & toss em to the side. She doesn't need them.

Short circuit her till she's unable to think, her fans running at max speed & her internal mechanics sparking are like crazy

Bluescreen that cute robot girl

She needs it

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To quote something I wrote a long time ago:

I've had dreams of car crashes since I was a child. The only thing that changed when I learned to drive is that I shifted from the backseat to the driver's seat, with just as much control over the car. It's always the same crash, I leave leave the road as and fly through the air, my foot impotently slamming the brake pedal as the ground rushes up to meet me. I wake up with a sickening crunch of metal and bones.

My relationship with Jay felt the same. From the beginning it was obvious we were flying through the air, we couldn't stop it, and it was only a matter of time before the messy end reached up to tear us apart.

who else gets nightmares about being a really bad driver

like your legs go stiff and it’s physically difficult to hit the breaks + you somehow keep swerving into the other lane

gotta be as common as teeth falling out dreams, right?