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That can make a good replacement for eggs when baking, but it has no necromantic uses. I mean, unless you're trying to resurrect a coconut.

Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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no, I was saying which sapient creatures you can use eggs from. Dolphins don't lay eggs.

Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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this is why prophecies are always coming true 100 or 1000 years after the evil is sealed away. Some counter was about to roll over, so it was the last possible moment to put it off to

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of course. But don't mix it up with coconut milk, which is a different thing.

Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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When I'm president, I'm gonna institute Universal BASIC Income.

It'll be a stipend everyone gets, but it can only be used to purchase BASIC programming books or 8-bit computers.

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I just had a bill come in that I really don't need right now. Looks like things are gonna be tight this month. I could use some help.

https://ko-fi.com/demilypyro

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Music comes in many formats

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Babylon 5 + 'The Onion' Headlines (Part 1)

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Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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This is exactly the kind of informative commentary on magic that leads wizards to live in towers full of scrolls and books. Thanks for your valuable contributions to alternative thaumatology!

Necromancers don't want you to know this, but if you want to cast a spell that needs blood, you can use orange juice instead. It works the same.

Similarly if you need to sacrifice a virgin, you can smash a potato and it'll count.

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The witch stepped back into a dark alley as the stranger passed, as they were clearly expecting to be alone. No one wanders the street this late at night without a light unless they were Up To Something, and people who are Up To Something enjoy their privacy. Fortunately, witches have ways to not be seen, which come in handy when they're Up To Something.

The witch watches as the stranger approaches a city wall, and pastes a poster on it. A wanted poster? This late after midnight? Something fishy is going on here. The stranger turns around, and the witch closes her eyes, to avoid any eyeshine giving her away. She saw the stranger momentarily beneath the hood before her eyes closed, however, it was the same blonde woman on the poster. Who puts up a wanted poster for herself? she wonders, and waits for the footsteps of the stranger on the echoing cobblestone to fade away.

Approaching the poster, she lights her tinderbox to get a good view. It's not a wanted poster, it's a rescue poster. Princess Annlinde, taken by the dragon Vornax, imprisoned in the crumbling guard tower on the former northern border. The poster promises the standard rewards, knighthood and land and the hand of some female royal if the princess is rescued, all the usual.

But it's definitely the woman she saw putting up the posters. No one puts up a wanted poster for themselves, and definitely no one needs rescuing from a prison they are clearly not in.

Lighting her pipe with the dying embers of her tinderbox, she walks back home, slowly. Something funny is going on here.

Opening the door to her small home, she addresses the assorted cats and kittens working various tasks.

"Pickles" — she says, and a cat stirring a cauldron looks up — "pack your things, we're going to the northern border. Nigel, you too. Sausage, you're in charge while we're gone."

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NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT

Announcing FISH FEAR ME, a new action roguelike from the creator of SNAKE FARM! Catch fish, fight them, sell their bones, and catch more fish as you embark upon the quest to become the greatest battle-fisherman of all time!

Upgrade your boat and weapons

Hunt down bounties on ferocious sea monsters

Learn the secrets of Nightmare Lake

Get rich and die trying

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Only five days left in the Makeship petition for a Morgan plushie, and we still need 64 pledges!

Please consider pledging if you'd like a demon kitty plushie.

https://www.makeship.com/petitions/morgan-the-demon-cat-plushie

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Mrrp

Mew.

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I love the shows I only know about through F/F shippers. Like I think this one might be about scifi stuff, and that one might be detectives or something?

But no, all I see on my dash are the important scenes in gifs of two woman looking at each other like they want to kiss, but they don't.

All the other stuff? Unimportant! It's just a vehicle to get to the part where the women can have homoerotic tension.

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World's manliest smooch