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I need to make a gimmick account of "chrome spheres over checkerboards detector" so I can reply to this one with "Alright, but you're on thin fucking ice"

via cd.textfiles.com

(1993)

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Very cute!

Oh, whatever, more crochet doll nonsense as I just can't help myself! >:D Anyway, this time Paul is cosplaying as a pirate, lol. Not something he wore on the show (although he definitely should have!) and after all I did write that HIGNFY pirate AU (even if I'm still not sure why). And damn, it just looks too cute, haha.

Additionally I was always a bit of a fan of pirate fashion and dunno, historical men's clothes with lots of ruffles, so it was quite fun to make. The ruffles turned out really well, especially because I fully improvised those.

+bonus:

(lmao sorry)

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robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

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HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that

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The lost sequel and prequel- Babe: Pig at Warp Speed (1996)

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I've updated the older demo to use the new puppy truck if anyone feels like running around in it.

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It's a hypospray.

In the present, we give injections with needles, but in the Star Trek future they use hyposprays.

So logically if you want to sew in the Star Trek future, you use sewing hyposprays instead of sewing needles.

changed my url. @/simpletailoring was great but I really want us to focus on the important stuff: the stupid fucking gun my favorite lizard uses to sew

what is that. there's literally no way it's actually stitching. what do y'all think this thing doing is please tell me

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We've been working on this for the past 2 years...

This weekend at Vintage Computer Festival East @ms-dos5 and I will be celebrating the 30th birthday of Windows 95 with the biggest, most elaborate exhibit either of us have ever done.

18 feet of table space featuring 9 computers running various versions of Windows 95 on a mix of laptops and desktops, with awhat slew of productivity software, games, and goodies to explore.

VCF East is April 4th-6th, at the InfoAge Science Center in Wall, NJ. Exhibits will be open on Saturday and Sunday.

We hope to see you there!

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Don't want to get pregnant, duh

People are overlooking the obvious next step in "I'd fuck your clone".

Hello? If you have cloning, why limit yourself at one?

I had a threesome with your clones. I had an orgy with 100 of your clones, me, a lot of condoms, and a well stocked buffet!

No you can't see the pictures and you're not invited to the next one (April 16, theme: YOU)

I do have a picture I can show you of one of the cosplayers. See? They got the outfit perfectly, and they really captured your essence, the body language is perfect. Wait, no, maybe that might just be a picture of you. Can't tell.

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People are overlooking the obvious next step in "I'd fuck your clone".

Hello? If you have cloning, why limit yourself at one?

I had a threesome with your clones. I had an orgy with 100 of your clones, me, a lot of condoms, and a well stocked buffet!

No you can't see the pictures and you're not invited to the next one (April 16, theme: YOU)

I do have a picture I can show you of one of the cosplayers. See? They got the outfit perfectly, and they really captured your essence, the body language is perfect. Wait, no, maybe that might just be a picture of you. Can't tell.

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doing erotic roleplay with tgirl who can’t help but build out the world a little. you try to pull off her clothes but she’s already started working on a spreadsheet with an mspaint world map in another tab.

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Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

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That's unrelated. That's from PKZIP, an old and long gone DOS compression program.

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the only gender doctor in my network that's accepting patients is named Doctor Mann.

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I've got one of these in-box (and like 12 not in box) but it's a weird beige Epson-branded version, for some reason