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Hoje é meu aniversário, então...
Batkids e aniversários.
• O primeiro aniversário que Dick se lembra foi comemorado enquanto eles estavam em turnê. O circo estava em São Petersburgo, seus pais o levou para ver a Praça de Santo Isaac, onde as primeiras rosas estavam surgindo. Depois que ele foi adotado por Bruce, Dick sempre visita as rosas que foram plantadas por Martha. Ele sempre presenteia os membros de sua família com uma rosa em
• O último aniversário que Jason teve com sua mãe, eles estavam passando muita necessidade. O dinheiro estava apertado, mas ela conseguiu um pedaço de bolo e uma vela e encorajou Jason a fazer um pedido. Hoje em dia, não importa o quão irritado com a batfamília Jason esteja, ele faz questão de preparar o bolo de aniversário deles.
• Tim não se lembra de ter tido uma festa de aniversário. Seus pais sempre trouxeram "presentes" (objetos que provavelmente deveriam pertencer a museus) que eles afirmam ter sido escolhidos para comemorar a data, mas nunca estavam presentes. Desde que Tim se tornou integrante da família no dia de seu aniversário tanto os Waynes, quanto seus amigos, se reúnem na mansão (que inevitavelmente precisa de reformas depois de cada festa).
• Steph manteve uma tradição com sua mãe de ter ao menos uma refeição juntas no dia do seu aniversário. Como sua mãe trabalhave em regime de plantão em hospitais em alguns anos elas se reuniam no café da manhã, em outros no almoço, ou mesmo no jantar. Depois que ela se integrou aos Waynes, apesar de seus protestos "Eu não sou sua filha Bruce" reuniões com toda batfamília antes da patrulha no dia do seu aniversário se tornaram comuns.
• Damian não teve a infância mais ajustada de todas, mas no seu aniverário ele e Talia sempre estavam em uma misssão. Uma maneira conveniente deles terem o dia inteiro sozinhos, nesses dias Talia incentivava Damian a agir mais livrimente. Depois de ir para Gotham ela ainda faz visitas na semana do aniversário de Damian, normalmente no fim de semana.
• Cass nunca comemorou aniversário antes de ser adotada. Ela escolheu comemorar dia 20 de março, Cass prefere pegar uma pessoa da família e viajar para um local que nenhum dos dois tenha visitado ainda.
• Duke passa os dias (manhã e tarde) do seu aniversário fora de patrulha, ele passa com sua família e visitando seus parentes. Durante a noite ele passa em patrulha com toda a batfamília. No fim de semana, após seu aniversário, Duke faz uma festa na mansão.
#dc#batfamily#batman fandom#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#dick grayson text#jason todd text#tim drake text#stephanie brown text#cassandra cain text#duke thomas text#pt to ts
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Bonus:
Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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“Cass should be Batman” “Dick should be Batman” “Jason should be Batman” the real question is: Who tf would wanna be Batman lmaoo
#cassandra cain#dick grayson#jason todd#batman#dc#dc comics#like no offense id be like. yeah no that’s not happening. thanks tho#it’s like winning a dead goldfish#text#text post#batfamily
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Dick: [flaunting his Halloween costume] Ta-da! Guess what I’m supposed to be?
Cass: Fun Batman.
Jason: Batman having a midlife crisis.
Duke: Rainbow Batman?
Damian: Father with a fruit hat.
Tim: Fruity Batman.
Barbara: Batman finally being honest with himself.
Steph: Batman’s ‘Date night with Superman’ outfit.
Dick: …What? I’m supposed to be a Devil Fruit, guys! [points at his fruit stem headband]
Jason: I like my interpretation better.
Bruce: Thanks a lot, kids.
Dick: Well, what are you going to be wearing for Halloween, Bruce?
Bruce: This.
Barbara: You're going as Batman?
Bruce: No, I'm going as Bruce Wayne going as Batmaaan~~~
Tim: Omg, an even fruitier Batman.
#happy halloween#dc headcanon#batfam headcanons#dc incorrect quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam shenanigans#text post#dc#batfam#batfamily#superbat#batkids#batdad#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#cassandra cain#black bat#stephanie brown#the spoiler#barbara gordon#oracle#batman#bruce wayne
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Presenting Cassandra Cain!
#fanart#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#batgirl#image id in alt text#described#dc#i was copying the main style of the batgirls (2022) comic#I did two of these on only one layer! it was an interesting process#not my usual process yknow#but having her costume be fully black is important#and you cant get that look doing just lineart#cass cain
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I was thinking (shocking, I know) and I think the bat kids should have a little auction/market amongst themselves but for like stolen clothing
Like every three months they congregate in a fucking walmart parking lot (bc there’s way too much of them) at 3 am and they trade favours and stolen clothing for funsies.
There are some rules though like; It’s a strictly bat kid thing, no one else is allowed and the clothes must be of family members and family adjacents
Jason and Bruce’s clothes are always in demand bc theyre so fucking big.
*ehem* now here is my rendition of what would happen in one of these auction.
Tim: I’ll take the B/P route for a week if you give me your purple sweatshirt
Steph: Nuh uh 2 weeks or nothing
Dick: ✨guess what I got✨
every Bat kid looking at him, knowing what he was going to take out
Batkids, in synch: show us
Dick, pulling out one of Bruce’s oversized sweaters:
The whole group excluding Dick: Ỉ̸̝̱̪̞̃̅̔̂͜͝ ̸̞͑̊w̸̡̱̙̫̱̯̲̅̈́ȃ̴͖͎̠͔͇͊̂̚n̶̡̧̜͉͙̝̜͑̍t̵̺̭͍̪͛̐̈́ͅ ̸̹͓̳̂̓̇i̵̢̪̰̻̤̎̈̓ͅt̵̜̳̝͘
#The glitchy text says “I want it”#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#dc robin#batfam#batman#dcu#duke thomas#bat kids
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Bruce Wayne is the kind of guy who would rent out a theater to see his daughter perform but won't pay for Spotify Premium
#bruce wayne#batman#cassandra cain#orphan#batfamily#batfam#batgirls#batkids#batsiblings#batman family#dc comics#wayne family adventures#webtoon#headcanon#batposting#shitpost#text post
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all the bats decide to build a 'rage room' for Jason where it's just a ton of Random shit that he can smash. they don't even lock him in there or anything, but Alfred likes to make cakes he can smash Cass leaves her punching bags in there, and dick leaves his most prized possession, the discowing suit, the LIGHT OF HIS LIFE for Jason to destroy. they don't talk about it. but it helps.
His eyes get the tiniest bit green at dinner and suddenly theres a new room in the manor with a sign saying 'Jasons smash!!' filled with probably priceless breakables
jason gets to smash shit, and bruce gets a way to conveniently dispose of those awful gifts he gets from other rich people.
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Tim, looking around the darkened corridor: "You think it's a good idea to be breaking into random places right now?"
Jason said nothing, fumbling in his pockets.
Dick: "You live here, don't you?" Which gets everyone's attention laser-focused.
Jason just cast him a look, getting the door open.
Steph entered first, smacking into something that falls over. "Jeez." She complained, stumbling backward until Cass steadied her by the shoulders. "Sorry, that's my bad."
Duke turned on the lights in one motion, making everyone blink and wince.
"Get off me." Damian snapped, and Dick carefully let him go, letting him limp angrily into a chair. He frowned, scrutinizing the place. "You live here? Why would anyone--"
"Guys." Dick rubbed his eyes over the mask, cutting off Damian and Jason’s sharp answer. "First aid kit?" Dick asked Jason tiredly.
Jason nodded, moving to get it and heard Damian ask "What?" in response to a patented glare he must be getting.
Tim had made a beeline for the kitchen. "Dude, why do you have a singular set of dishes? And why are there just guns in this cabinet?"
Jason scoffed, handing Dick the kit. "Didn't realize I was running a fucking bed and breakfast."
"There's guns in this cabinet too!" Tim shook his head, opening and closing two more. "Oh good, just large knives in this one."
At Tim's raised eyebrows, Jason went into the kitchen and shooed Cass down the counter she was perched on, grabbing the paper plates he kept in a drawer and shoving them into Tim's chest.
Glancing at the way Steph was rubbing her neck, slouched at the table, Jason grabbed two ice packs, sliding one her way and throwing the other to Damian.
Duke, taking a book off Jason's meticulously organized shelf: "Why do you have seven copies of Pride and Prejudice? Did you keep forgetting you bought it, or--?"
Jason, storming over to put the book back. "Stop."
Dick looked up from the wound he was stitching. "Are they different at at all?"
"Are they in different languages?" Steph asked.
"Did you barter them for food? Because your fridge is fucking empty." Tim reported.
Jason groaned, realizing that they weren't going to drop it. "One has a different introduction and one is the zombies version. And yes, the rest are the same, now could you all stop touching stuff?"
"Why do you have five copies of the same book?"
#New format I'm testing out: too lazy to write a fic and too content heavy to be a text post#I present to you minificpost#Batman#Dc comics#Mini something#Batfamily#Jason Todd#Dick Grayson#Duke Thomas#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#damian wayne#Tim Drake#batfam#Don't know why I fixated on pride and Prejudice#Man reads other books too lol
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You know what would be really funny. If Jason had the most normal/conventional food taste out of his siblings (still very far from regular people’s “normal”), he’s stuck in the manor because of an injury and therefore has to witness the culinary WAR CRIMES his siblings consume for sustenance. Since there’s no Alfred to stop them anymore, they have been running rampant.
Jason: What. The fuck. Is that.
Damian, pouring out a green sludge into two cups: father and I’s breakfast smoothie, or did you hit your head hard enough to forget the concept of a smoothie?
Jason, scooting his chair away clutching his water bottle to his chest: yeah I dont know what nuclear reactive, Gotham harbour concoction you so flagrantly bestow the title of “smoothie” on but keep that shit FAR away from me
Tim: *sits down next to Jason, cracks open a can of energy drink and pours it into a glass, pouring milk on top until it reaches the brim*
Jason, with tears in his eyes looking at Dick for help:
Dick: *shrugs, shoving a fistful of dry cheerios into his mouth*
Jason: *turns his horrified gaze to Cass*
Cass: *grins at him toothily with two heaping plates of a full English breakfast sitting in front of her. He has no idea where she got it from. She is using a set of utensils for each plate.*
Jason: *stands up calmly* maybe I should stop looking for the unstable bomb I lost in the manor the other week *walks out of the kitchen, a few moments later a shrill scream is heard*
#Bruce watching it all unfold: yay :) my kids are here :)#Jason: I’m going to hunt you all for sport#Cass: *BONK*#jason waking up in the medbay: GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN#Godzilla really fucked them up#you will not get that unless ur android im sorry#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red Robin#robin#Tim Drake#batgirl#Cassandra Cain#damian wayne#damian al ghul#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#text post
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Dick: so wait, most of us have died at some point. How come we don’t have white streaks in our hair like Jason?
Tim: maybe it has to do with the Lazarus Pit
Damian: false. Neither Mother nor Grandfather have streaks born of unnatural causes
Steph: maybe it’s cuz he was dead longer
Cass: that doesn’t make sense
Steph: do you have a better idea!?
Jason:
Jason: I have vitiligo, you fucks
#the mystery of Jason’s semi present white streak#dc#DCU#batfamily#batfam#Jason Todd#dick grayson#Damian Wayne#Tim Drake#Stephanie brown#Cassandra Cain#text post#incorrect quotes
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Batfam on Twitter (3)
#Tim was texting Kon#batfam#dc#batfam incorrect quotes#batfamily#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#robin#batkids#batman#damian wayne#duke thomas#barbara gordon#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#damian al ghul#tim drake wayne
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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄
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#the batkids collectively: yeah bruce WISHES he were batman lol what a loser#bruce probably isnt on sns often so bro's completely oblivious to his children bullying him online#jason to dick later: ok but bruce had a point. why DIDNT you wanna put pants on the robin uniform#dick: you literally wore that same uniform after me i dont wanna hear it#batfamily#batfam#social media au#batkids#dick grayson#jason todd#cassandra cain#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#bruce wayne#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#texts#tweets#fanatical posting
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I’m on vacation so have some hcs about the Batman beach episode:
Bruce cannot swim. For shit. Stays on shore and plucks pretty shells with Damian the whole time.
Damian, who’s secretly terrified of water says Yes, Grayson, the frog floaties are safety measures.
Jason trying to find the grossest things imaginable (dead fish, trash, seaweed) and chasing Tim with them
Steph challenges every kid at a sandcastle building contest and loses every single time
Cass can hold her breath for a full 10 minutes and trolls people into thinking she drowned.
In her defense, if you think someone can drown 5 times in a row, you’re your own problem
Dick must and will do the Pamela Anderson slow mo run at every beach he visits
Talia forces Bruce to BATHE in sunscreen because the weakest ray of sunlight will get him fried like KFC.
Consequently, Bruce hates beaches, but she loves them, so.
Tim is insanely scared of seagulls and Jason does everything he can to catch one as a pet.
Duke loves surfing, but he pretends to be bad at it to make a bet with his siblings and win. “I bet I can learn how to surf in one day.” “Yeah, alright, and I bet a weeks worth of Alfred’s cookies.” “I’m in :)”
#dc#dc comics#text#batfamily#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown
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Clark: Should we really be here?
Bruce: What is it, Clark? Do you not want to be on a date with me?
Clark: I do! But it feels weird to be following Cass and her date like this.
Bruce: We’re not following them, we just happen to be in the same vicinity. Bowling is my hobby.
Clark: …Sure. Anyway, he seems like a nice guy.
Bruce: Hmph. He may be big and tall, but I bet those muscles are just for show. Even Damian could take him on.
Clark: Damian is a trained assassin.
Bruce: Eat your strawberry crêpe, Clark.
Clark: Bruce, why are there police officers talking to Cass?
Bruce: Ha! I knew there was something suspicious about that guy.
Clark: They’re heading this way.
Officer: Sirs, we’ve received a police report about two suspicious-looking men in Hawaiian shirts and sunglasses stalking a pair of teenagers. Please come with us to the police station for further questioning.
Bruce: Stalking a pair of- That’s my daughter!
Clark: Can I finish my crêpe? I don’t want to waste good food.
#overprotective dad#the incident that led cass to ban bruce#from monitoring her dates#dc headcanon#batfam headcanons#batfamily headcanons#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam shenanigans#dc fanfic#batfic#drabble#text post#dc#superbat#batfam#batfamily#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#black bat
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hyped for her new solo!
#image id in alt text#described#dc comics#cassandra cain#cassandra wayne#batgirl#orphan dc#black bat dc#fanart#illustration#this was drawn to be like fake cover art#one day I'll be able to draw buildings like the spiderverse but today is not that day
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