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the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

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mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

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i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

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being on the visual art grindset will have you thinking things like "i NEED to get into shapes"

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Stupid thing I thought of drawing ages ago when I was watching fruit basket

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I hate checking out a piece of media your mutuals love dearly and just being unmoved. Unimpressed. Like I’m getting a bad grade in mutual a thing that is normal to fear and possible to achieve

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(Seen here)

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#Crashed The Fuck Out

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me every time I post something

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nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:

Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more

Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock

Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.

Have a little glass of wine

Take as long as you feel like for lunch

Deeply understand that work doesn't matter

Make sure your boss your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️