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p1nkshield · 2 months ago

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Damian: Todd prepare. I’m going to kill you!

Jason: you can try but it probably won’t stick!

Bruce: what is this about?

Jason: I sent baby pictures of knife child to the robins group chat.

Damian: WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE THOSE TODD?!?

Jason: If I wanted something I would bribe Talia with them.

Damian: what? LIES! NEITHER OF MY PARENTS WOULD STOOP TO SUCH A LEVEL RIGHT FATHER?

Bruce: …

Damian: father?

Bruce:… how much?

Damian: FATHER?!?

Bruce: name your price!

Damian: NO!

#bruce wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #Jason’s about to treat Roy to all the bat burger he could possibly want #tw threats #batfam incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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gothamite-rambler · 1 month ago

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"Weird Questions from a Weird City: Batfamily Edition

Duke Thomas: What’s your biggest fear?

Jason Todd: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Tim Drake: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Dick Grayson: Vampires.

Jason Todd: ...

Tim Drake: ...

Dick Grayson: I got turned into one once and nearly killed peoples. It's a bloodlust, you never know when you'll be fully quenched and every non-vampire is a succulent vessel... But I'm not a vampire anymore and that is in my past.

Dick eats his apple after that.

*silence*

Duke Thomas: Holy crap stick, Batman.

Tim: Can I change my option to Dick Grayson?

Jason: Same.

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frownyalfred · 30 days ago

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Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

#incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #batman #dc #batfamily #really it could have been any of them #like yeah you can cry after the mission dude #but you gotta lock in #gen z humor #Roy Harper #Oliver Queen #green arrow #arsenal #red arrow #arrow

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fanaticalthings · 4 months ago

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POV: You're on Gothamtwt

just gothamite things

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 5 months ago

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Jason: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bruce’*

Dick: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

#it could go either way tbh #batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #dick grayson #jason todd

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ginaonline · 5 months ago

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I'm sensing... I'm sensing that you're a little bitch. The spirits recommend that you shut the fuck up.

#shawn spencer #psych #psych tv #psych 2006 #psych incorrect quotes #this came to me in a vision #i wish i could say this to my dad #happy pride i guess

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incorrectbatfam · 6 months ago

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Bruce: *wears dark gray*

Alfred: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

#source: tumblr #this could honestly go for anyone in this disaster goth family #bruce wayne #batman #alfred pennyworth #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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hinamie · 2 months ago

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"I'll show you every day that choosing to live was worth it"

some of my favourite scenes from @hijinks-n-lowjinks' fic things i would miss from the other side . this fic tore my heart out fr but like in a good way and i wanted to pay it homage the only way i know how <3

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #itafushi #fushiita #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #megumi fushiguro #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #I LOVE PLOTTING AND ALSO SCHEMING #listen i have a lot of feelings and i needed 2 process them and i do that by making art 2 target my mutuals directly #read my about it's there it's in the fineprint if we talk You Are Not Safe smile #i just . BITING BITING BITING this fic #the domesticity the grief the casual yet unfathomably deep soulmatism.......im ruined i tell u Ruined #so naturally i dropped everything #remember how i said lefts/rights r my enemy my beloathed my nemesis. MIRRORS MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE FHGDSAJFGJS I WANTED DEATH #i was like this is incorrect. no this is correct. flips them around in my head. no im wrong again actually #purgatory tbh but we got there (watch me be wrong again tho if i am wrong again i think i will Cry)#anyway!!! i don't have much else to say except pls read the fic and show jinx some love they 1000% deserve it this fic 1000% deserves it #i could only draw so many scenes but i would draw all of it if i could #fr i ws so paranoid abt accuracy lmao cut 2 footage of me looking up rice cooker models and wtf the colour 'carnelian' was #i hope i got everything right i hope i did it justice :'>#also if any1 mentions how megumi's arm in 3 is at an awkward angle. look me in the eye and tell me youve comfortably cuddled with someone #i will call u a liar

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protagaster · 1 month ago

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Penelope: I think I’m in love with Odysseus…

Ctimene: ...

Penelope: Any thoughts?

Ctimene: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

#epic the musical #swap au #warrior!penelope #but honestly this could work in canon too #shitpost #epic the musical incorrect quotes #penelope of ithaca #ctimene #odysseus x penelope #odypen #i'm gonna start releasing these incorrect quotes in between vignettes only because they're so much fun to make!!!

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tiger-grace · 2 months ago

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Dick: oh no, is that a gray hair?

Steph, shaking her head sadly: twink death

Dick: nevermind, must be from the dog!

Cass, raising an eyebrow: twink immortality?

#dubious twink expiration date #ra’s al ghul eyeing him when he suspiciously also doesn’t seem to be aging #bruce could never #dick grayson #steph brown #cassandra cain #black bat #spoiler #nightwing #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #ironic for the gray son himself to never look old

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wishiwasadruid · 7 days ago

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Gwaine: Arthur asked me to pretend to be his boyfriend because his father is homophobic and wants him to date a noble but he ended up hating me so much that he was relieved when he found out Arthur was actually dating Merlin

Lancelot: Task failed successfully

Leon: Congratulations on being so awful you destroyed century old prejudices

#merlin #bbc merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #could be cannon could be a modern au #merlin and arthur #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin bbc #bbc merthur #sir gwaine #sir lancelot #sir leon the long suffering

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months ago

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James & Regulus: *kissing*

Sirius: If this Firewhisky doesn’t knock me out, Moony, just hit me with the bottle

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cherries-and-knives · 11 months ago

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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lassieposting · 1 year ago

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Tav, using their Pet Owner Voice: What have you got in your mouth? What are you eating? Drop it! Drop it right now!

Scratch: [whines and drops Wyll's boot]

Owlbear Cub: [guiltily spits out Boo, alive and unharmed]

Halsin, currently a bear: [drops a half-eaten salmon and makes an indignant noise]

Astarion: [startles at the raised voice, lets go of Tav's wrist, reclaims it and goes back to his breakfast once he realises they're not talking to him]

Gale: [chewing faster]

Tav, sternly: Gale...

Gale: [reluctantly spits out a powerful magical artefact into Tav's outstretched hand]

Tav, muttering under their breath: Can't have shit in the Gate.

Gale, ruefully rubbing the back of his neck, also under his breath: Gods forbid a wizard do anything

#bg3 #incorrect bg3 #bg3 headcanons #they have all been the target of What Have You Got In Your Mouth at least once lmao #gale dekarios #halsin #astarion ancunin #scratch the dog #owlbear cub #tav #can also count as #bg3 prompts #this is likely not as funny as i think it is but it killed me how many of them this could apply to

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a-multifandom-mess12 · 10 months ago

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