#black gen z

[supahardware]

Where are the really cool black people who love shit like music, comics, anime, books, games n shit on this app? Especially my gen Z folx

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Dick: Sorry guys, Bruce AND Alfred said no more cookies for today

Damian: this vexes me

Tim: so not demure

Duke: I’m going to eat Damian

Jason and Steph: Destiel didn’t die for this

Cass: ☝️❓🤨🙄

Dick: Please guys what the fuck are you saying

[itscrazycasey]

Ah yes… Peter…

Peter, in the lab: Mr stark, are we cooking today or what!

Tony: Peter, we aren’t… in the kitchen?

—-

Peter: Mr. Stark, you’re girly pop!

Tony: … What?

—-

Tony: how are you feeling webs?

Peter, after a battle, in the med bay: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick!

Tony, concerned: What… does that mean?

Sam, laughing: Watch your profanity!

Steve and Bucky, confused: What the hell?

—-

Tony, his hands busy, handing over a piece of paper: Pete, can you read this to me?

Peter: actually, I never learned how to read.

—-

Natasha, fighting Peter on his homework: If you don’t do your work you’re going to end up at McDonald’s-

Peter: we goin’ to McDonalds if I don’t do my work?

—-

The avengers having a summer party

Tony: Peter what do you have-

Peter: A KNIFE!

Tony: WHAT? NO-

—-

Peter: So I was sitting there, BBQ sauce on my titties…

Tony: Peter you don’t have- what?

@spiderman-is-me

[frappegoddess]

In order to connect with his children, Bruce thought to adopt Gen-Z /Gen Alpha type slang, unfortunately, he sought out help from said children, the worst decision of all, asking Steph.

-----------------------------------

Steph, with a detailed powerpoint presentation at hand: Ate means that someone slayed really hard, they did a great job at something so they ate-

Bruce, taking down notes furiously: Can you go back to what slayed means? As well as skeebeedee toilet???

-----------------------------

Then next day -

Bruce: So...Damian, rizzed up any level ten gyatts yet?

Damian: Father, may I inquire as to the nature of the malady that presently afflicts you?

------------------------------

Bruce, driving Duke to school: You studied hard for that exam, you'll be fine

Duke: Yeah I know, I hope I don't flunk.

Bruce, nonchalantly: You'll cook the exam, you'll eat and leave no crumbs I'm sure of it :)

Duke: *Does a double take leaving the car*

----------------------------

Cass: *Showing off her new pointe shoes to the fam*

Bruce, without looking up from his newspaper: Pop off queen

---------------------------

Jason: The only reason I come back here is for Alfred's cucumber sandwhiches.

Bruce: Straight facts

Jason, glaring daggers at Steph: Oh god.

--------------------------

Bruce, thinking smash means to 💀 someone: I high key wanna smash Superman.

The batkids: WHATTTTTT

[jellysoiree]

We don't have time for "both parties are bad." that mindset is unproductive and unhelpful. Register and VOTE BLUE !!!

video

[hazedwords]

Chaos Club

Y/N: Oh god, she texted you ‘hi.’ Punctuation only means one thing, Lucius. She’s mad at you.

Lucius: No, it's Narcissa. She’s just being gramatically correct!

*meanwhile*

Narcissa: And then I used a period so he would know that I'm mad at him.

Severus: Cissa, a period doesn't say 'I'm mad', it says 'you're dead to me'.

Narcissa: I stand by my choice.

(Genz marauders era)

[incorrect-germa]

Yonji: I got that Skibidi Rizz better than Sanji!

Niji: No cap, bro. Flex it. That shit slaps.

Sanji: EY! LET MY BOY LUFFY COOK!

Reiju: It's giving very demure, very mindful.

Ichiji: ...

Ichiji: *searches everything they just said on Google*

[papa-evershed]

Rob James-Collier as Michael Generation-Z

KING OF THE TRACK JACKETS 👑

[anonymocha]

Do NOT try this at home, you may not blink or sleep for the next 48 hours and found unconscious frothing in the mouth on a sidewalk after that

[taylamaximoffstark]

[in-omnia-paratusss]

hey you know what makes me afraid for the future? the fact that most people who become police officers from now on definitely saw all the bullshit that we tried to call out and put a stop to and they’ll still become a police officer. They’ll see the discrimination and the brutality and they’ll go ‘i’m fine with that’ and they’ll become a cop. There’s no way you go into this blind. We’re all on the internet and that’s made it impossible not to hear the rally cries. I want to believe many police officers who just wanted to serve the public and protect people. The job may be shit but I’d like to believe the people are good. Still, I can’t imagine anyone from this generation going into it for any of the right reasons. They heard us scream for justice and scream for our lives and they will be happy to ignore us.

[weirdgirlkira]

[First post] Hi world

[hailstorm1816]

OKAY, OKAY, PLS HEAR ME OUT

Gen Z Marauders, right? But only the Muggles and other people who grew up in Muggle places act like that. What I'm saying is that the Wizarding world is basically the same with its lack of technology, but here comes all of the Gen z kids walking into Hogwarts.

As soon as the school year starts, all of the Gen z kids are chaotic as f in class. They're reciting every meme known to mankind, moaning out of nowhere, and doing TikTok dances.

And I like to think that a lot of them snuck their stuff in like phones and tablets, and somehow Remus gets them to work.

All of the things mentioned above happen in less than a literal week, and all the Purebloods are traumatized (mostly because they cant even walk down a crowded hallway without Cakecup songs playing on blast, and they mostly don't say anything because who tf wants to mess with a kid who ate Tide Pods for fun?) but also interested in the internet and modern technology. So, here come Remus and Lily showing everyone everything to know about the internet and the Purebloods are in awe because how the fuck can you do that without magic?

(Please can we talk about Gen z marauders more? It's so fucking funny especially if the Wizarding world is the same as it always has been so they're just traumatized by Muggles now.)

[rubyandthesea]

hiii, i snuck this picture while visiting a friend today 💋 as you can see by the hair on my sweater she has a lot of pets hahaha ૮ ◜ ‧̫ ◝ ა

how was your day?

[badlydrawnbabydirk]

[ No gen 5 remake. ]