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[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[the-ace-reader]

Antinous, to the other suitors: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you want to go APE SHIT?

Odysseus, standing behind him: Yes. :)

Antinous, .2 seconds before death: Oh, shi-

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *reading Lolita and tearing out each page as he goes so everyone on the bus knows he's critical of his interests*

Roy: *sitting next to Jason and eating each page like a goat in a petting zoo*

[roguethealright]

Psych quotes my favorite! I love all these characters

But let’s be totally honest, Jason would know all his friends bank accounts and net worths just for fun.

[lovesick-joey]

can't believe they'd do that smh

[batfamgalore]

*Dick, Jason, Tim, and Roy are trying to get information out of a criminal but none of them are in their uniforms*

Jason: Okay, man, now what we’re gonna play is a little game called “damn good chance you’re getting shot”.

*Jason pulls out a revolver and spins it*

Roy: Tuck the shooter, Jason.

Jason: Tuck it? This is how I do it, man.

Roy: I know this is how you do it, but this is not the time to do it how you do it.

Jason: I ain’t tucking her (the gun) once she’s out.

Roy: Tuck it, Jason!

*Dick and Tim watching from afar*

Tim: Should we step in?

Dick: Just a little tiff, Tim. Besides there’s no bullets in that gun.

Tim: How sure are you?

Dick: One in six chance.

Tim: Those are the exact odds.

[superbat-love]

Lex: Look at those spoiled brats. If it weren’t for their daddy’s money, would they even be worthy of attending this gala?

Maxwell: [glances over at Bruce, Clark, and Ollie, who are deep in discussion] I don’t know, Lex. You seem awfully preoccupied with them. You’ve been talking about them all night. Could it be… you’re jealous you can’t get into their circle, no matter how hard you try?

Lex: [scoffs] Me? Jealous? Of those brainless trust fund babies? Please. I’m leagues ahead of them!

Lex: And who is that man standing so closely to Bruce? The one with his arm around him?

Maxwell: Oh, that’s Clark Kent. He’s the son of a high official from a foreign country.

Lex: I’ve never heard of him.

Maxwell: Probably because he’s too old money for you.

Lex: [seething] Argh!

[yourmomxx]

Jason (to his family): What took you guys so long? I thought you were gonna be here an hour ago!

Bruce: Well, we were making good time in traffic until I got cut off by some crazed motorcycle hoodlum in black leather.

(Roy enters)

Roy: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some walnut driving six miles an hour.

Bruce (points at Roy): That's the hoodlum!

Roy (points at Bruce) : That's the walnut!

[foolilazuli]

Roy: Be sure to eat everything on your plate, Lian. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

Jason: The pancakes are overcooked

Roy, covering Lian’s ears: Hey Jay, how bout you shut your whore mouth?

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

I have this hc that Bruce, although the genius and all, is not very good with names. He knows too many people and doesn't care that much. And when he starts giving the wrong name to someone ; either it's a temporary glitch in his brain, or that's their officially new one in his compartmentalized mind.

Bruce : I can't get a hold of Flash. I need him urgently. Have you seen Marty recently ?

Dick : Wally. And no, I haven't.

--

Bruce, putting a comforting hand on her shoulder : I promise you, everything's going to be fine, Sylvia. You just need to follow the plan.

Stephanie : I know, I'm ready to-- Wait, who ?

--

Bruce : That's enough, Bill ! The threat is on us right now and if you don't get this done--

Oliver : Oliver, Bruce. O-LI-VER. We've literally known each other for decades, you little shit !

--

Batman : This isn't funny, Amir. In the League, we won't tolerate this kind of--

Booster : Oh... Uhm, actually it's Michael.

Batman : I wasn't finished. So, now, you go ahead and reflect. I don't want you around here for today. We need the team sharp and focused. Lives are at stake. Can you understand that, Amir ?

Booster : I--

--

Bruce, getting back in the cave, taking his cowl off : I saw Ronny out there. He asked why you weren't answering his texts.

Jason: Ronny... Who the fuck's Ronny ?

Dick, who knows who Ronny is because Bruce has been calling him that since their Teen Titans days : Roy. He means Roy.

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

Bruce: Stephanie, your entire identity has been consumed by by your relationship with a man (looks at Tim)

Stephanie: You Found My Oliver Queen Tumblr?!?!

[hello-waffles-are-good]

Dick: you guys can't kiss, that's incest!

Roy: no it isn't!

Dick: yes it is, Littlewing

Roy: [gesturing between him and Jason] *we're* not related

Dick: oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Roy: well, it makes it not incest!

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason, to Roy: We murdered a man together. I feel like that was bonding.

[a-bunch-of-queerness]

jason: i don't know how to tell you this, but... i love you.

roy, not looking up from playing with lian: that’s great, jay. especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.