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daddiesdrarryy · 2 days ago

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Narcissa: You two must still miss your mother terribly

Regulus: It’s debatable

Bellatrix: And isn’t it a crying shame neither of you got her looks?

Sirius: And we thank the lord every day for that

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skullmakesmelaugh · 2 days ago

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Holly: I think Lockwood is in trouble

Kipps: Alright

Kipps:

Kipps: struggling to give a shit, if I’m honest

#incorrect quote #lockwood and co #source: Derry Girls #holly munro #quill kipps #incorrectlockwoodandcoquote

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batfamgalore · 8 months ago

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*Dick is Batman but he’s gone missing and they’re trying not to assume the worst but Damian is already trying to pick out the next Batman*

Tim: He’s not dead, Damian.

Damian: Well, not yet.

*glares*

Damian: Hopefully, he won’t, you know, die, but if he does, the show must go on.

Damian: Isn’t that right, Jason?

Jason: You terrify me.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #source: derry girls

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incorrectbatfam · 6 months ago

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Damian: *shows his drawing of Tim*

Damian: Your eyes are red because I ran out of brown.

Tim: My eyes are blue.

Damian: Now you tell me.

#source: derry girls #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batboys #batbros #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

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nanaonmars · 10 months ago

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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!

clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love

duke, in the background: boke!

jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.

clark: 🧍🏻

#source: derry girls #batman #superbat #bruce wayne #does this count as irish jason?#maybe irish batman in general lmao #jason todd #clark kent #duke thomas #batfam #i think it’s hilarious asf if jason is the most protective of bruce #technically this could have fit with damian but i wanted the age to be similar to how long superbat have been together #and it’s also consistent with the audio #jason and duke brother rights #idc what you guys say #also i highly recommend derry girls it’s so good #derry girls

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doorlene · 9 months ago

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matthias: did we accidentally drug those people?

kaz: so? drugging people isn't a crime.

matthias: you have a very loose grasp of the law, demjin.

#derry girls is never not hilarious #source: derry girls #incorrect six of crows #matthias helvar #kaz brekker #six of crows #crooked kingdom #grishaverse #leigh bardugo

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vices-aand-virtues · 7 months ago

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Incorrect Bridgerton Quotes

Colin & Penelope: *kissing*

Eloise: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards.

Penelope: Listen, Eloise–

Eloise: This is incest!

Colin: No it's not!

Eloise: Yes it is, Colin!

Colin: We're not related!

Eloise: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose??

Colin: Well it makes it not incest!

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton #colin x penelope #penelope x colin #penelope x eloise #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #penelope bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #incorrect quotes #source: Derry girls #personal #clare devlin #michelle mallon #james maguire #I know a lot of ppl have done this lol

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here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can · 6 months ago

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Sirius, after catching Regulus and James snogging: This is incest!

James: No, it’s not!

Sirius: Yes, it is!

Regulus: We’re not related!

Sirius: And that makes it okay?

Regulus: Well, it makes it not incest!

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hello-waffles-are-good · 3 months ago

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Dick: you guys can't kiss, that's incest!

Roy: no it isn't!

Dick: yes it is, Littlewing

Roy: [gesturing between him and Jason] *we're* not related

Dick: oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Roy: well, it makes it not incest!

#source: derry girls #dc comics #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #roy harper #nightwing #red hood #red arrow #arsenal #red hood and arsenal #jayroy #incorrect dc quotes

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totally-correct-star-wars · 3 months ago

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Fives: I was like a thief in the night. Rex: You weren't "like" a thief in the night, you actually were a thief in the night! And you stole from Cody of all people! Cody! I once saw him punch a nexu, Fives!

#source: derry girls #incorrect star wars quote #incorrect quote #star wars #incorrect tcw quote #the clone wars #captain rex #arc trooper fives

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 4 months ago

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Benedict: *Shows his drawing of Colin*

Benedict: You’re eyes are red because I ran out of brown.

Colin: But my eyes are blue.

Benedict: Now you tell me.

#bridgerton #incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #bridgerton siblings #colin bridgerton #siblings bc #bridgerton brothers #bridgerton family #source: derry girls #this is my best work #please clap

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daddiesdrarryy · 10 days ago

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‪James & Regulus: *kissing*

Sirius: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

James: Oh god, Pads!

Sirius: Oh you, sick, sick bastards…

Regulus: Listen Sirius—

Sirius: This is incest!

James: No it’s not!

Sirius: Yes it is, James!

James: We’re not related!

Sirius: Oh and that makes it okay I suppose?

James: Well it makes it not incest!

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incorrectly-quoting-mxtx · 1 year ago

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Jiang Cheng: I said you could invite one friend.

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, they don’t come separately.

Lan Jingyi: Yeah, we’re pack animals!

#source: derry girls #source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #Jiang Cheng #Jin Ling #jin ling and his jiujiu #lan jingyi #mdzs juniors #Junior quartet

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batfamgalore · 9 months ago

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*All the batboys have plans to see a concert in Gotham, but there’s an Arkham break out so now all hands are on deck*

Jason: Oh, great.

Tim: I hate my life.

Bruce: Look, guys, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing that show. But there will be other concerts.

Dick: No, there won’t. The fact that this one’s happening is a miracle. Nobody good ever comes here because we keep killing each other.

#batman #dc #robin #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #bruce wayne #source: derry girls

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incorrectbatfam · 1 month ago

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Dick and Barbara: *kissing*

Damian: What the actual fuck?! Oh you sick, sick bastards.

Barbara: Listen, Damian—

Damian: This is incest!

Dick: No it's not.

Damian: Yes it is, Richard.

Dick: We're not related.

Damian: Oh and that makes it okay, I suppose?

Dick: Well it makes it not incest.

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roseofithaca · 4 months ago

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Odysseus: It's time for me to go. I don't belong here. I never did.

Calypso: But you love it here!

Odysseus: I don't think I do. I think I just developed Stockholm Syndrome.

Calypso: That's ridiculous, Switzerland doesn't exist yet!

#incorrect epic the musical quotes #source: derry girls #epic the musical #odysseus #calypso #the odyssey

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