#VICTORiOUS Incorrect Quotes

[westofvega]

I got bored and Victorious was on my mind so I made some Twitter posts. God I wish there was a slap.com app so these would be better. 90% of these are from real conversations with me and my friends.

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

Tori: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Jade: Um...Neat.

*later*

Jade, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Beck. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Beck, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Jade. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Robbie confessed his love for me?

Jade: Didn't you thanked him?

Beck: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[final-bae-stination]

VICTORiOUS Incorrect Quote

Robbie: What am I made of? Tori: Atoms and flesh. Andre: Robbie. Tori: Friend material.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[curiouslymyown]

Pandora: my names Panda

Regulus: oh like the animal

Pandora: what’s that supposed to mean???!!

Regulus: nothing I- I love pandas

Pandora: me too! They’re so cute and silly!

Pandora:

Pandora: *leaves*

Regulus: ????

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?

Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.

Jason: So forever.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 17

Jason: I can't girlboss without my fucking coffee!!

Jason: Google, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area; I have a mirror!

Tim: She can be critical.

Jason: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.

Tim: No, you don’t.

Jason: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Tim: Just that you don’t take criticism very well!

Jason: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: You’re not sweating. Natasha: Uh huh. Peter: How can you not be sweating? Natasha: I don’t sweat. Peter: Everybody sweats. Clint: Not Natasha. Natasha never sweats. Peter: What do you mean “Natasha never sweats”? Natasha: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it. Peter: Does it worry you that you never sweat? Natasha: No. Peter: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode? Natasha, deadpan: I would love that.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!

Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!

Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?

Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!

[natasharswifey]

Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems

Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2609

Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Emily: *gets a text* Oh! It’s Morgan.

Spencer, excitedly: Did he get me the stuff?

Emily: Yeah, he says he got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.

Spencer: Wow! Where’d he find 12 gallons of fake blood?

Emily: You wanted fake blood?

Spencer:

Emily: I’ll go call Morgan

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

Tori: Jade, you love me, right?

Jade: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

[harringroveera]

They really are the package deal, please don’t separate them

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: I thought that maybe—

Agatha: [cuts Rio off by kissing her]

Rio: You’d love me again.

Agatha: Who says I stopped?

Billy: Awwwww!

Rio:

Agatha:

Billy: I ruined the moment.

[danganronpafakes]

Kaito: A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems. Tsumugi: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

Source: Victorious (“The Birthweek Song”)