#VICTORiOUS Incorrect Quotes

[westofvega]

I got bored and Victorious was on my mind so I made some Twitter posts. God I wish there was a slap.com app so these would be better. 90% of these are from real conversations with me and my friends.

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

Tori: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Jade: Um...Neat.

*later*

Jade, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Beck. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Beck, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Jade. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Robbie confessed his love for me?

Jade: Didn't you thanked him?

Beck: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[final-bae-stination]

VICTORiOUS Incorrect Quote

Robbie: What am I made of? Tori: Atoms and flesh. Andre: Robbie. Tori: Friend material.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: You’re not sweating.

Y/N: Uh huh.

Carol: How can you not be sweating?

Y/N: I don’t sweat.

Carol: Everybody sweats.

Natasha: Not Y/N. Y/N never sweats.

Carol: What do you mean “Y/N never sweats”?

Y/N: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it.

Carol: Does it worry you that you never sweat?

Y/N: No.

Carol: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode?

Y/N, deadpan: I would love that.

[curiouslymyown]

Pandora: my names Panda

Regulus: oh like the animal

Pandora: what’s that supposed to mean???!!

Regulus: nothing I- I love pandas

Pandora: me too! They’re so cute and silly!

Pandora:

Pandora: *leaves*

Regulus: ????

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?

Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.

Jason: So forever.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 17

Jason: I can't girlboss without my fucking coffee!!

Jason: Google, stop showing me sex ads! I know there are desperate sluts in the area; I have a mirror!

Tim: She can be critical.

Jason: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.

Tim: No, you don’t.

Jason: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Tim: Just that you don’t take criticism very well!

Jason: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!

[bwaybby09]

Elphaba: I should warn you.

Glinda: About?

Elphaba: My father. He can be critical.

Glinda: That’s okay. I take criticism really well.

Elphaba: No, you don’t.

Glinda: What’s that supposed to mean?!

Elphaba: Just that you don’t take criticism very well.

Glinda: Why don’t you just kick me in the face?!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: Here's what I want to know. How do you girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants, or do you jump right in?

April: One leg at a time.

Renet: I jump right in!

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: You’re not sweating. Natasha: Uh huh. Peter: How can you not be sweating? Natasha: I don’t sweat. Peter: Everybody sweats. Clint: Not Natasha. Natasha never sweats. Peter: What do you mean “Natasha never sweats”? Natasha: Sweating is gross so I don’t do it. Peter: Does it worry you that you never sweat? Natasha: No. Peter: But what if one day all your sweat just builds up inside and you explode? Natasha, deadpan: I would love that.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!

Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!

Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?

Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

Sikowitz: *sees Tori and Jade together*

Sikowitz: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Robbie: You mean... you ship them?

[natasharswifey]

Natasha: A girl doesn't dye her hair that colour unless she has serious psychological problems

Wanda: My hair colour has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

[alien-slushie]

Dash: Fenton was up all night tweeting pics of himself and his Loser Squad, and now he has 200 more followers and there is no way I'm gonna let him have more followers than I have!

Kwan: Why not?

Dash: Because I'm prettier than he is!

Kwan, sympathetically: Are you?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Rio: I thought that maybe—

Agatha: [cuts Rio off by kissing her]

Rio: You’d love me again.

Agatha: Who says I stopped?

Billy: Awwwww!

Rio:

Agatha:

Billy: I ruined the moment.

[nnnot-kellz]

Jinx: Who wants to have a sleepover at my house?

Caitlyn: I do!

Caitlyn:

Caitlyn: Oh come on, none of you want to see where this lunatic lives?