#Superman Jr.

[thes-hitoverlord]

/co/

[orange-s-mario]

[kenandeliza]

Older brother

How the heck indeed plastic man

inspired by @im-not-buying-it-ether ‘s post

[fawcetttweets]

NOT a Judgement Free Zone

This only took me like ten minutes and I’m so fricken happy about it!!

On the topic of Marvels playlist:

On his work playlist, he listens to a lot of older songs like Elvis and Frank Sinatra. It’s what he hears a lot around Fawcett and they were his parents favourite songs so it’s comforting to listen to, plus it helps with his cover as an immortal.

On his secret playlist, he listens to a bunch of Weird Al, children’s songs like purple people eater and Nyan Cat (or the gen alpha equivalent), and ‘innapropriate’ songs. By that I mean songs that swear a lot, never songs about sex. He only listened to WAP once by accident and he almost cried, but now he’s recovered enough to joke about it.

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[soleminisanction]

It turns out the best-ever image of a Super carrying a Bat was published in 1975.

[toobytoobs]

Random Captain Marvel things I think confuses the JL (yes, obviously this is inspired by Wonderjanga)

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Everyone at the Justice League debrief meeting after a mission

Captain Marvel, randomly standing up and looking a little sick: “uh, please excuse me”

Batman: “Captain, you cannot just-“

Captain Marvel: *turns away and projectile vomits a bunch of letters onto the wall*

Batman: “…”

Batman: “you are excused.”

Captain Marvel, picking up the letters and sifting through them like it’s normal mail: “aw man! Another bill!”

Wonder Woman, shaking her head with a disapproving sigh: “man’s world and their idiotic delivery methods”

Superman: “oh Diana, that’s not- actually, nevermind”

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Captain Marvel: *sitting in the JL watchtower cafeteria blowing out a candle on a small birthday cake.*

Green lantern, walking in to see him: “oh Cap! It’s your birthday???”

Captain Marvel with childlike glee on his face: “Yeah! I’m turning 11!”

Green Lantern: “wait wha-“

Captain Marvel: “and 3! And 41,024,618! And 350,597,120,140!”

Green Lantern: “excuse me what-“

Captain Marvel, checking an hourglass duck taped to his wrist: “oops! I gotta go or I’ll be late for Dinosaur sledding with Tawky Tawny!”

Captain Marvel: *zips out the room with the cake, leaving a very confused Green Lantern behind.*

Green Lantern: “Dinosaur sledding???”

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Superman: *walks into the watchtower break room to see Captain Marvel and a younger blue version of him playing catch with a jar that holds a screaming worm inside.*

Superman: “Captain, who is this??? Why is there a worm in the jar and why on earth are you throwing it?”

Mr. Mind: “RELEASE M-“

Captain Marvel after chucking the jar straight at blue Captain Marvel’s head: “oh hi Supes! This is my older brother!”

Blue Captain Marvel after almost dropping the worm who is now screaming profanities: “holy crap! You’re Superm-!”

Before blue Captain Marvel can finish, a portal opens behind him and he gets sucked in screaming.

Superman, now with his fists up: “Captain Marvel! Get back!”

A younger girl version of Captain Marvel pokes her head out of the portal: “yo, Cap! Sivanna gave Tawny fleas and now Tawny seems like he’s gonna commit murder!”

Captain Marvel, flying into the portal without hesitation: “bye Supes!”

Superman, just standing there shellshocked: “I need to sit down…”

[kyxhiin]

What can the Marvel's eat?

The Justice League realized that there has been so many instances where the Marvel's (Mary, Cap, and Jr [you can add the Vasquez too]) consumed something inedible (shhhh everything's edible but you can try only certain things once...) everytime they had to get rid of it in a time crunch. This include things from an explosive, to poisons/ such as arsenic and Datura, to even things like kryptonite.

Now this led the JL to wonder.. What's the limit for them? These are things that played out in my brain lol. Number 1! Billy.

Broodman: Marvel, Try this.

Batman handing Captain Marvel a suspiciously heavily incased Vial of glass with some sort of solid metal inside of it.

Captain Marvel: Sure thing Mr. Batman!

Said Billy immediately putting the thing in his mouth, starting to crunch on it. Glass and other things could be heard breaking and shattering. Only about 3 seconds passed before he swallowed it.

Captain Marvel: Goley that sure tasted odd!

Batman: That's because it was plutonium. Now, how did it taste?

Number 2! Mary.

Hanging out in the Justice League watch tower. Munching on something from a mysterious bag.

Flash: Heya Mary, do you know where Cap i- Wait, what are you eating?

Mary Marvel: Oh nothinggg, just some dried cannabis leaves! Got them from a recent drug bust.

Flash immediately running and snatching the bag away from her.

Flash: WHAT? MARY, DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS DRUGS ARE? -Going on a small lecture- Who even got you these!

Mary Marvel:... Cap..

Flash: What.

Mary Marvel: Well! The people smuggled special fawcett leaves out of the city! It is incredibly dangerous to people who aren't from Fawcett.. And besides it's not even illegal anymore ! Now excuse me *grabbing the bag from the shocked flash* I'll continue doing my business in peace.

Number 3! Freddy.

During a fight with some random villain. The villain threw a massive cannon ball sized kryptonite shard at Superman. Junior, immediately flying over and catching the big shard of kryptonite.

Batman: Quick! Dispose of it!

Captain Marvel Jr.: UHH... UHHHH

The next second included Jr unhinging his jaw to an impossible level, cartoon style and swallowing the kryptonite shard.

JL members: .

The Villain: .

Green Lantern (Guy Gardner): WHAT THE F-

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[wwprice1]

Clark, Diana, and Bruce are joining the Challengers of the Unknown!

[dailyplanetmedia]

My personality (cap) w/family

My personality (Johnny) w/friends

[frownyalfred]

Lex Luthor in BVS, scribbling “you let your FAMILY die!” in red ink on a letter to Bruce Wayne, who famously, tragically lost his only son at a young age: oh yeah he’s gonna love this

[volleypearlfan]

Random 2025 predictions

RFK Jr's brain is completely eaten by the worm in it

A random Depeche Mode song trends online

The yumeship community has a major drama and then implodes upon itself

Nickelodeon holds a huge event celebrating Avatar: The Last Airbender's 20th anniversary but it goes horribly wrong due to them using AI or other things

JKR will outright say that she thinks only white women can be really women

Nintendo officially changes Diddy Kong's name

Project 2025 is enacted and AO3 gets banned. Then people either try to start a new website or migrate to FF.net, only to be frustrated by the old and ugly UI on that site

For that matter, TikTok is banned as well

Chappell Roan sells out and guest stars in an animated kids show where she voices a literal pink pony.

American Dragon Jake Long undergoes a fandom renaissance, sparked by a popular crossover fanfic with Danny Phantom

Disney buys Sesame Street, under the condition that each new season have at least one episode dedicated to shilling Disney products. So there will be an episode where Elmo, Abby, and Cookie Monster watch the latest MCU movie.

Disney posts an official Nick Wilde thirst edit on TikTok.

Related to the above: The furry community has a war about whether Mr. Wolf from The Bad Guys or Nick is hotter.

Completely AI movies start being released by major companies

Hawk Tuah starts beef with another content creator

Elio somehow beats the HTTYD remake at the box office

The creator of Skibidi Toilet is sued by a parent for "inducing brainrot"

The Witch Hat Atelier fanbase proves to be even worse than Dungeon Meshi. Now you will see Coco pfps attached to the most asinine opinions of all time.

Ouran High School Host Club season 2 is finally announced, but they completely changed the art style into something more generic (most notably removing the characters' noses)

Netflix greenlights an animated series based on Chill Guy

Snyder fanboys try to boycott the new Superman movie, but fail.

Mr Beast gets into huge legal trouble.

Netflix shits out a true crime docuseries about Luigi Mangione.

[thes-hitoverlord]

/co/

[jetslay]

The Superman Family & The Shazam Family by Jesús Merino.

[avalon-of-babylon]

I fucking love genuinely out of touch rich guy Bruce Wayne. Like realistically, yeah, he knows the value of a dollar and how far it gets you but just off the people around him it would be fucking hilarious.

Dick who's lived his entire life in the circus asks for some lunch money.

Rich guy™️ Bruce hands him a thousand because he doesn't have anything smaller.

Reporter Clark Kent casually venting about his 2 mortgages.

Rich guy™️ Bruce tries to relate by talking about how hard it is to juggle his 27 private properties across the world hidden in various shell companies full of millions of dollars worth of batman gear.

Meanwhile Oliver Queen who just has the 1 house, shoves everything into a gym bag and flies his own ass places is sitting there like what the fuck.

Jason certified street kid and son of a drug addict currently splitting rent 5 ways "Yeah it's been hard to keep the lights on with Roy in rehab"

Rich guy™️ Bruce "why don't you dip into your trust fund?"

Jason certified problem child perpetually on the edge of getting disowned. "My what now?"

Commissioner Gordon, father of two, fully aware his daughter is batgirl, spends half his paycheck on his son's indefinite psychiatric treatment, cant afford to leave the rent controlled apartment he's had half his damn life, with a literal nightmare job in the worst city in the world, paranoid because of the stupid amount of corruption around him constantly, and is always on the edge of a mental breakdown.

Rich guy™️ Bruce "You need a vacation. There's this amazing place in the Bahamas you should try-"

Commissioner Gordon, whose idea of a vacation is faking his death for a week in a sting operation, already sobbing.

[blackynsupremacy]

“why you always watching superhero stuff? ” 😐

The superheroes:

[emperorsfoot]

Another for the fandom’s growing library of how Kryptonians carry their bats.

(Super Sons, Clark Kent Jr. and Bruce Wayne Jr. 1972)