#Son of a hula hoop!

[bobauthorman]

Words to Live By

[sbnkalny]

*screams in confusion and anguish* I wont stop until you give me your p r e t W h e w p E e B Ooh, black and white

[gardentool]

Nanami: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Gojo: Yes.

Nanami: I was hula-hooping. Y/N and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Gojo: Oh my god.

Nanami: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Gojo: Why are you telling me all this?

Nanami: Because no one will ever believe you.

Gojo: You sick son of a bitch.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Regulus: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Barty: Yes

Regulus: I was hula-hooping. James and I attend a class for fitness and for fun

Barty: Oh my god

Regulus: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle

Barty: Why are you telling me all this?

Regulus: Because no one will ever believe you

Barty: You sick son of a bitch.

[falling-star-cygnus]

y'all ik i haven't been here long, but this came to me and i have to share it -> i have no idea if someone else has already done this :{

Derek: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? Stiles: ....yes Derek: I was hula-hooping. Derek: Peter and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Stiles: oh my god- Derek, pulling out his phone: And I mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the... oopsie-doodle. Stiles: Why are you telling me this? Derek: 🙂 Derek: Because no one... will ever believe you. [He deletes the album] Stiles: No- no nono no-! Stiles: .....youu sick son of a bitch..

[livsoulsecrets]

*Jason shows up to patrol with a broken wrist*

Jason: Do you want to know how I actually broke my wrist?

Tim: yes?

Jason: I was hula hooping. Dick and I attend a class both for fitness and for fun.

Tim: Oh my God.

Jason: I’ve mastered all the moves. *shows pics*

Tim: Why are you telling me this?

Jason: Because no one will ever believe you.

Tim: You sick son of a bitch!

[headcanonthings]

Bruce: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? Hal: Yes. Bruce: I was hula hooping. Robin is teaching me as a bonding activity. And fun. Hal: Oh my God. Bruce: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. Hal: Why are you telling me this? Bruce: Because no one will ever believe you. Hal: You sick son of a bitch.

[shyjusticewarrior]

Jason: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Tim: ... Yes.

Jason: I was hula hooping. *shows pictures* Rose and I take a class for fitness and fun.

Tim: Why are you telling me this?

Jason: Because... no one will ever believe you. *deletes pictures*

Tim: You sick son of a bitch.

[crazylittlejester]

as much as i love Wars and Time knowing each other from the War of eras and being able to meet each other again, I think their canon relationship has gotta be like Holt and Jake Peralta. Like that one scene where Holt is like “dyou wanna know how I REALLY hurt my wrist?” and then precedes to tell Jake he’s a master at hula hooping and shows Jake pictures of it and Jake is like “haha why are you showing me this” and Holt looks him dead in the eyes and goes “because no one will ever believe you” and then DELETES THE PICTURES and Jake is like “NO!!! NO!!!!! you sick son of a bitch…” is so Time fucking with Wars coded

[sxphr]

Wednesday: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Yoko: Yes.

Wednesday: I was hula hooping. Enid and I attend a fitness class for fun.

Yoko: Oh my god.

Wednesday, showing the photos on her phone: I've mastered all the moves.

Yoko: Why are you telling me this?

Wednesday, deleting the photos: Because no one will ever believe you.

Yoko: You sick son of a bitch.

[incorrectdccomicquotes]

*Batman walks into the Batcave with a cast on his wrist*

Nightwing: Woah, what's with the cast?

Batman: I sprained my wrist.

Oracle: Oh no, what happened?

Batman: Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

Nightwing: Yeah, jeez Oracle, back off. Leave the guy alone.

Nightwing to the rest of the batfamily: So he wouldn't say what happened which can only mean one thing.

Oracle: He's in a fight club.

Nightwing: No. He did it doing something he's embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Batman: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should be all doing right now.

*Later on, Batman goes up to Nightwing when he’s alone*

Batman: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Nightwing: ...Yes.

Batman: I was hula hooping. Clark and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Nightwing: Oh my god.

Batman: I've mastered all the moves. *pulling out his phone and showing Nightwing pictures of himself hula hooping* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Nightwing: ...Why are you telling me this?

Batman: Because no one... will ever believe you. *deletes the pictures from his phone*

Nightwing: No, no!

Batman: >:)

Nightwing: You sick son of a bitch.

[distractaed]

(before they got close)

Andrew: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? Neil: Yes. Andrew: I was hula-hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. Neil: Oh my god. Andrew: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle. Neil: Why are you telling me all this? Andrew: Because no one will ever believe you. Neil: You sick son of a bitch.

[yeagerbitchh]

Batman: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist? Hal: Yes Batman: I was hula hooping. *shows pics of him, still in Batman uniform, hula hooping* Batman: Supes and I attended class for fitness and for fun Hal: Oh my god Batman: Ive mastered all the moves. The pizza toss,the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle Hal: Why are you telling me this Batman: Because no one will ever believe you *deletes pics* Hal: ... you sick son of a bitch

[graaaaaayy]

Kaz: do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Jesper: yes.

Kaz: I was hula-hooping. Inej and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Jesper: oh my god.

Kaz: I’ve mastered all the moves. the pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Jesper: why are you telling me this?

Kaz: because no one will ever believe you.

Jesper: you sick son of a bitch.

[gfmaximoff]

Steve: Do you really want to know how I hurt my ankle?

Tony: Yes.

Steve: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class along with Parker.

Tony: Oh my gosh?

Steve: I’ve mastered all the moves- the Pizza Toss, the Tornado, the Scorpion, the Oopsie Doodle.

Tony: Why are you telling me all this?

Steve: *smirks* Because no one will ever believe you.

Tony: Rogers, you sick, sick son of a bitch.

[the-black-bulls]

[Gauche walks into the base with a cast on his wrist]

Finral: Woah, what's with the cast?

Gauche: I sprained my wrist.

Finral: Oh no, what happened?

Gauche: Don't worry about it, I'm fine.

Magna: Yeah, jeez Finral, back off. Leave the guy alone.

Magna, whispers to Luck: So he wouldn't say what happened which can only mean one thing.

Luck: He's in a fight club!

Magna: Naaaaaaaaah. He did it doing something he's embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is how do you hurt your arm smiling?

Gauche: I tripped over an uneven sidewalk, which is none of your business.

[later on, Gauche goes up to Magna when he’s alone]

Gauche: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Magna: ...Yes.

Gauche: I was hula hooping. Marie and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Magna: Oh my god.

Gauche, showing him photos: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Magna: ...Why are you telling me this?

Gauche: Because no one... will ever believe you.

Gauche: [burns all the photos in front of Magna]

Magna:

Magna: You sick son of a bitch.