#Eatting fast
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lordgroose · 1 year ago
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my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
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my life is a joke
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hinamie · 1 month ago
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trick or treat!
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chalkrub · 3 months ago
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autumnal chill....featuring the girl
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theultimateetc · 4 months ago
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Note to self
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toyastales · 3 months ago
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Cheesy Pepperoni Stromboli
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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months ago
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Jeff having his midlife crisis in FNAF into the pit
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ckret2 · 2 months ago
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I'd like to think Bill was projecting in the paragraph on hibernation.
(fun fact! every color in bill's clothes, breakup recovery objects, and furniture were color picked from ford's body! yes bill did get a leather couch the same color as ford's flesh!)
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kaspermoon · 7 months ago
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nothing feels better than seeing your weight go down
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svramblrdegg · 8 months ago
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The feeling of fasting getting easier >>>
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ellaisstarving · 1 year ago
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i fucking love unhinged pinterest mealspø. fym “bagel”???? shit like this is so fucking funny LMAO
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prttyndolllike · 5 days ago
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if they did it, so can you <3
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!! not my pics !!
taglist; @amptoohigh
reply if you'd like to be added <3
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emacrow · 7 months ago
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The Watchtower found a enormous floating crystallized casket in space. Part 2.
The one idiot to accidentally open the casket was Francis whom just came to work and decided not to check the do not get near tape wrapped around the casket by Constantine who was too busy at the moment to explain why they shouldn't open it.
He wa so getting fired when one of the corpses slowly rose and stretched slowly, cracking a couple joints. It was the middle corpse that was a young boy, who rubbed his close eyes and opened them to reveal glowing lararus green eyes that was enrapturing Francis deeper and deeper as the light kept him staring deeper and deeper until...
Which seem like it was a mere 5 minutes, but unfortunately for Francis to unholy scream as his eyes, nose and ears literally bleed, his mind ruptured beyond belief as he saw the very end of what becomes of the living when they become dead.
Which alerted the justice league immediately to the laboratory section of the watchtower.
Only them to see Francis passed out on the floor, bleeding slowly from his face, and a corpse missing from the casket where the other two remains.
Batman immediately got everyone of on a man-corpse hunt around the watchtower base for 3 hours straight..
Only for Flash to speak through the comms..
"I found him. He in the kitchen." Flash spoke as he watch in slight horror and amazement as he watches this kid eating a enormous amount of unique combination of food mashed together like an unholy yet fascinating dish.
The kid looked much more ravenous then a man dying for thirst in the Gobi desert when flash found him first, literally raiding the fridge, eating every leftover and frozen food items as he almost got flash hand as well if it weren't for his extra fast reflex before getting an idea to distract the once corpse being with a large enough meal to keep him occupied.
Meanwhile danny only took a nice long vacation nap in his casket for a lil 10 days as a break from king work... which would've been about 100 years in another dimension before he gotten a not so good awakening and his dormant caveman reptilian brain went straight to hunt food instinct until his main consciousness wake up later.
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girlboyburger · 2 months ago
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mspaint commissions !!!! all 16 of 'em!!
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aiyve-rose · 4 months ago
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Finally finished this
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Sorry it took a while, I mayy have accidentally injured my hand while trying to cut a mango 😔 so a few art pieces are on hold.
Skaksks I'm experimenting with this style so let me know what you guys think!
+ a sneak peek of the jim & claire piece I'm working on.
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vskitty · 14 days ago
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i love eating clean
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toyastales · 3 months ago
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Triple Bacon Cheeseburger 🍔 🧀 🥓
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