#Black Olive

[myslices]

Graduation pizza

[famegasm]

[rubys-kitchen]

Quick Taco Dip

Chef’s Note: Best eaten the day made

Original recipe’s link1, link2

Ingredients

DIP

2 block (8-oz each) cream cheese, softened

1 cup to 1 1/2 cup sour cream

4 oz diced green chilies

3 tbsp taco seasoning

1 tbsp lime juice

1 tsp garlic powder

Kosher salt

TOPPINGS

2 cup to 4 cup shredded lettuce (I did 3)

1/2 cup to 1 cup shredded cheddar

1/2 cup to 1 cup shredded Monterey jack

2 cup cherry tomatoes, quartered

1/4 white onion, finely chopped

1 cup sliced black olives (2 cans, 2.25 oz each, drained)

Tortilla chips, for serving

Instructions

1. In a large bowl, beat together cream cheese, sour cream, green chilies, taco seasoning, garlic powder, and a pinch of salt until blended.

2. Transfer mixture to a serving dish (I used an 8x11-inch baking dish/2 quart)

3. Top with lettuce, cheeses, tomatoes, onion, and olives. Serve with tortilla chips.

[frownyalfred]

reactions to Batman coming up to the Watchtower for a JL meeting without his cowl just wearing a domino mask, in order of hilarity:

oh no he’s hot (Clark)

he’s older than I thought he was (Diana)

he’s younger than I thought he was (Hal)

he has hair??? (Barry)

why do I recognize that scar above his left eyebrow? (both Dinah and Ollie, simultaneously)

good lord how is he so hot (still Clark)

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Roy, let me ask you something. What was the first thing you did after the battle?

Roy: I called Ollie and Dinah to tell them I was okay.

Bruce: And what was the first thing Jason did?

Roy: He ate a banana.

[lovesick-joey]

can't believe they'd do that smh

[starwench]

Bread Recipe This Mediterranean loaf studded with black olives, garlic, and Italian seasoning is a spiced from-scratch yeast bread your family will love.

[churochoru]

I have brainrot after watching invincible

Extra v cause I though lineless was cute

I was inspired by “DC meets traumatised teen” by UnknownAlicia on Ao3

[murdockbuckley]

no one can convince me brucie wayne isn't the type of celebrity to have released his own songs and so he appears as a guest judge on singing shows and it's always incredibly funny

and everyone thinks he's songs are going to be terrible but they're actually really fucking good

when he's pre-children it's just his vocals and piano playing, sometimes alfred makes a cameo with an instrument or two

then he starts adopting and slowly his songs start to gain new instruments and voices, they start branching into different genres

and some of the songs are really silly and obviously written as jokes by his children, some are heartfelt and heartbreaking

and anytime anyone in his family brings him lyrics he produces and releases the songs no matter what (this includes any of his close friends)

of course any profits gained from the songs are funded to different charities, all specifically chosen by whoever created the song - or if bruce created the song they all chose a different charity and let a spinny wheel pick

oliver queen often challenges bruce to music competitions, knowing he'll lose, just so they can compete and see who can raise more money

[myslices]

The homey Blaize

[direwolveshc]

Recipe for Black Olive and Mediterranean Spice Bread Your family will adore this spiced from scratch yeast bread that is flavored with black olives, garlic, and Italian seasoning. It is a Mediterranean loaf.

[paulpingminho]

[frownyalfred]

Green arrow, getting into a fight with batman because he insulted bruce

“No, I want to hear you say it again,” Ollie said, leaning over the conference table and past Dinah to jab a finger in Batman’s face. “Insult him again, I dare you.”

Batman, for his part, looked entirely unperturbed by Ollie’s chest puffing. “I said, Bruce Wayne isn’t exactly known for being intelligent. That’s common knowledge, Green—”

“Do you know what he’s been through?” Ollie exploded, “Do you know how fucked up his childhood was? It’s a miracle he’s functioning as an adult. I knew him in school — do you know what he was? Sad. And you have the nerve to sit in your stupid little angst suit and lecture me about Bruce Wayne?”

Dinah swallowed, giving up on holding Ollie back. She glanced at Batman out of the corner of her eye, prepared to size up an opponent, but the other man’s posture was still relaxed.

He seemed…taken aback, if such a thing was possible for the Batman.

“I…apologize,” Batman said quietly. “I hadn’t realized the extent of your feelings toward him.”

“Pick on someone your own size next time,” Ollie grumbled, as close to an apology as he would get. “Bruce does so much for Gotham. More than you’ll ever do. So yeah, if he’s a little air-headed sometimes — that’s fine with me.”

With that, Ollie turned on his heel, exiting the conference room with a huff. Batman stared after him for a long moment, steeped in stillness.

“He cares about his friends,” Dinah offered, breaking the awkward silence. Batman gave her an odd look, jaw tensing.

“I know.”

“Now you do,” Dinah said, putting enough emphasis on the first word for him to look up at her, acknowledging the hint. “I’d better go check on him.”

[mournfulroses]

Mary Oliver, from a poem titled "White Heron Rises Over Black Water," featured in Devotions: Poems

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