#. A. CLARK › ❪ . . .

[puckgoss]

https://www.tumblr.com/puckgoss/748475116236734465/how-old-is-she-she-looks-30-and-hes

Lol I wrote the original post hating on Addison, but anon in that screenshot is clearly her or her friends defending her to the max 😂 and no where in that did I mention money or how she affords “it” whatever that is lol. My point was saying she is really trashy (that’s my opinion) and doesn’t seem that bright listening to her tiktoks.

I just remember when K’Andre was single he was very well sought after, he’s handsome and I’ve heard a really friendly, nice guy. So I’m surprised he’s with her.

That’s awesome for her that her family’s fitness centers do really well though!

i think "it" = plastic surgery, fillers, botox etc

ty for clarifying!

[pinkiemachine]

I made a thing….

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

“Through the Ages”

[thattripleabattery]

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Bruce: Today I realised I'm old

Clark: What happened?

Bruce: I fell in the kitchen and instead of laughing, all my kids came running to see if I was ok

Clark:

Bruce: I saw fear in their eyes

[bats-and-the-birds]

Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer

wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?

Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)

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Bonus:

Happy birthday, Tim 🥰

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[angel-cryptid]

[frownyalfred]

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

[puckgoss]

how old is she? she looks 30 and he’s 24

https://www.tumblr.com/puckgoss/748430518151954432/random-but-im-pretty-disappointed-in-kandre

idk exactly how old she is but around 24 as well, she just looks older bc filler etc ages u

i think that anon was just in their hater era implying she looks like an onlyfans model, unless they know something we don't

[sreppub]

i’m a little stressed rn so i wanted to draw bruce putting on clark’s flannel when he thinks no one is looking…. and dick <3

[violent138]

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

[jesncin]

"Who Is Superman? A Private Interview with Lois Lane" a fancomic about hope and connection. I've had this story in mind for so long and I'm very excited to be able to share it at last. Thank you for reading, and happy Lunar New Year!

[joshuaballsett]