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its me your beloved time god please feed my octavian addiction
hey babe. love you michael!!!
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anyway onto octavian/tav. going to be calling him tav from here on out because i fucking cant be bothered to type octavian so many times.
so tav and jason were absolutely friends. also twins. the amount of times that someone came up to tav with "great job in battle today!" or up to jason with "any new prophecies?" annoys them both until they try to do a funny and swap places for like a day (because twins and silly shenanigans and the only difference between the two is the brand (which, damn camp jupiter, we're just gonna skip over them branding children (something canonically described to be incredibly painful by multiple characters) let alone TODDLERS like Jason's age when he joins) and that tiny scar which can be easily replicated by white paint) and immediately chicken out because rule following.
tav cuts jason's hair (very long has not been cut since two) to match his hair's length (also people kept exploiting and pulling on it in battle. also dysphoria.) and it trips everyone up so hard. they're not having a good time over at camp jupiter because who the fuck is who
this ends up with jason accidentally introducing himself as tav because people accidentally call him that so much and quickly correcting himself but its too late because the new camper he was talking to already thinks he's insane because who the fuck just forgets their own name???
the brother/twin thing also breaks my heart because he loses both his best friend (read: boyfriend) and his brother on the same fucking day and never gets to see either again.
imagine how bad he would feel in toa because his brother pretty much caused this. apollo is here because he couldn't save tav and he wasn't loyal to his legion
anyway this is getting off topic i have a 2 foot by two foot large replica of the hippodrome to finish making babe ily and i might draw that later but seriously ive gotta stop writing posts on tumblr while i have school to do.
#i am octavian#i am jason#and we are not the same person#←i was legally obligated to say that.#pjo#hoo#jason grace#heroes of olympus#octavian pjo#octavian my beloved#they could never make me hate you#they could never make me hate jason either#the boys!!!#the skrunkies
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the theory of law that says it matters a lot what the particular text of a given policy says, what loopholes the specific language might leave, &c., is best described as "LSAT prep" or perhaps "wishful thinking." the actual practice of the law is not a rhetorical exercise, it is a power negotiation; these executive orders are written to signal clear intention to judges & create chilling effects for people who are bound by the law but not empowered to interpret it. the viciously transmisogynist executive order signed yesterday says "at conception" because it's a popular phrase among people who oppose abortion, & the violent repression directed at trans women is connected directly to all other attempts to subjugate women as a class, not least by suspending safe, legal access to reproductive care
#'the don't say gay law means you can't use pronouns for your students at all haha!' no it does not.#'the new executive order makes it legal to discriminate against white people haha welcome back DEI!' no it does not.#how do you guys think the law works? what do you think the law is?#i don't understand why people think this way! the law is whatever the judge says it is. legal loopholes matter in narrow circumstances#you can eke out some kind of victory occasionally; you might embarrass the judge into upholding those postwar liberal consensus values.#but we should understand that as functionally an appeal to noblesse oblige: tenuous; contingent.#no disrespect intended to LSAT preppers &c. btw. there are plenty of legal workers who know exactly what's up
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🎪 insane clown pusse // come 2 the [freak-show] 🎪
#i had to say it#i had to#i was legally obligated to say it#i might be done clownposting after this#okay maybe one more#me#scoutshorror#kittysmashh#goth gf#girls with tattoos#muscle mommy#tattoed girls#nonbinary#clown girl#egirl
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One of my biggest pet peeves is the justice league being labelled as " The Avengers of DC" and its like. No? The avengers are law enforcement. The Justice League are volunteers
#its like -- captain america is the staple of US military and Superman is a public servant#the one avenger member who has no bounds or legal obligation is tony and its bc hes rich. you could argue that he actually lost#autonomy when shield recruited him because like. protection isn't necessary tied to 'good.' the avengers protect the planet bc sure#its what they believe in and feel like its their duty and yada yada but ultimately they're self serving and most of their#help is accidental. i say most of bc we've seen they abstain from getting involved unless they have a common interest#with dc its like. you have these people in a position of privilege (having superpowers -- which gives them a spot of advantage to ppl who#dont have it) who do the right thing because they WANT TO. and they can stop at any time because nothing stops them.#they COULD say 'yeah you're on your own. we don't really care anymore. duces!' but they Dont.#because through its many flaws dc realizes that goodness isn't only a choice -- its a responsibility#theres probably better ways to say this but. alas#batman#superman#wonder woman#green arrow#aquaman#the justice league#tjl#justice league#dc#dc comics#text#text post
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have we considered that bartrand's betrayal maybe had nothing to do with greed or the red lyrium idol at all and instead was simply the result of an eldest sibling having to spend days - perhaps weeks - in the dark, listening to literally nothing but his little brother and his little brother's weird new bff workshopping their witty banter three steps behind him????????????????????????????
#queenie rambles about dragon age#i am legally obligated to say this is a joke and im not currently writing anything with this premise...to keep myself from writing it aslkd#just for a second. imagine you are bartrand. imagine. just. i know. i get it. no one wants to imagine they're bartrand. please. try.#all you want is to find this fuckin thaig. and what do you get???? varric practicing his tight 5 standup routine w this ferelden#and worse - you think they might be fucking FLIRTING too deAR MERCIFUL GOD#im not saying its right#what i AM saying - as an eldest sibling myself - is like. yeah. okay. i get it.
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-- all saints' wake.
#Pigeon Screens#Odette Hollows#Prudence Dubois#Prudence#<- was my og tag for her so now I am legally obligated to do both#anyway hi this is not IC but it is at the same time very IC do you know what I mean#like odette would never wear pants but if she were forced to do a fashion shoot for this outfit this is how she'd do it you know#last night I gave myself butterflies posing prudence#something about her expression and the casual lean and the grabbing of odette's leg#idk idk#my own OCs do things for me and that's magical 2 me#part of this outfit will become just The Rotation for both of them tho#i fucking love the shoes a LOT#and these pants and top look amazing on pru#also thank you to iron AND sif AND angel who all had to look at these and pat my hand and say “no they are very good”#(I say had to so it sounds like I'm a bully who forced them to do it and not their friend who asked with big wet eyes)#(sometimes I genuinely cannot believe how nice people are to me and i freeze up and then just start r2d2 screaming in my head)#(whoa what is happening in these tags!? we just don't know!!!!)#(anyway love you all mwah)
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that one movie sinbad did about the genie
#my art#dc comics#shazam#captain marvel#billy batson#mary batson#mary bromfield#mary marvel#earth-101#me making the character whose name has gone through a bajillion changes and legal issues into a trans woman and a story of accepting onesel#and the pressure of transitioning and being trans as a public figure#and combining mary and billy into the same character at different points in her life#basically the bit is that kid billy transforms into an adult Woman superhero and is like. what's up with that.#hey wizard. why'd you make me a girl.#and the wizard's like. dead. so isn't able to explain.#and later on kid finds out that the powers transforms you into the idealized version of your self in your heart#and for this kid its a cool and strong lady#cue a lot of weird identity shit and name changes and struggles with self image and being like#''am i trans bc of being the captain or is the captain a woman because i'm trans. is this something i want or do i just feel obligate to.''#eventually big moment of self discovery and she comes out as a woman and changes her name to mary#maybe when she fully comes out she transforms by saying mary instead of shazam as a fun like. ''say my name'' to ''say YOUR name'' reversal#as a symbolic moment of oh. that's me :)#idk. i'm spitballin
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Soooo we still rockin with the Aurora Cycle orrrrrrr
(Commissions are open!!)
#the answer is I AM and it's my blog which means i can do whatever i want#as taylor swift would say “it's been a long time coming”#anyway all of my mutuals are now legally obligated to read this series#if you're interested in a fun kind of corny but emotionally rich sci-fi with FANTASTIC characters then this is for you i promise#aurora cycle#the aurora cycle#aurora rising#aurora burning#aurora's end#squad 312#scarlett jones#finian de karran de seel#finian de seel#fin de karran de seel#fin de seel#finlett#tyler jones#zila madran#aurora o'malley#aurora jie lin o'malley#kaliis gilwraeth#kal gilwraeth#kalora#also for context#the two characters at the top are who i was talking about in my post the other day
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Jasper and Faith werewolf/vampire au collab 🌙💋
Sketch/Lines by @darkfire1177 | Colors by @spaceratprodigy 🖤✨
#hi I'm popping on to say everyone is legally obligated to look at the art jay and I made together#bestie you know I have been gushing to you abt this every step of the way I'm so so happy we got to make something together#I love our girlies sm I love YOU sm I'm so glad I have the honor of getting to be your friend#I'm also so glad you had fun with this I hope it was able to being some brightness to your days 🫂💕#pls promise me you will reblog spam the hell out if this for me while I'm still on a lil break#ily jay darkfire I can't wait to plan out more fun stuff ✨#alyjay memes#friend art#my art
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does anyone wanna see some parts of chapter 2 of Say no to this or.........
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Happy over the garden wall 10th anniversary!
i know you from your Beast and Enoch arts 2 years ago and continue being fascinated by your arts ever since 💙 ✨️
I’m a little late to this, but thank you so much!! I’m glad you’ve hung around for my other stuff, it’s very flattering <3
#also nifty! I didn’t realize it was its 10th anniversary#Anywhozels anytime I talk about OTGW I am legally obligated to say y’all should#go read Doyouknowhowtowalt’s fics#if y’all like beastnoch. gods who aren’t human and thusly do not act like it. or thought that Lorna is super cool and deserves more lore#(also just lore/world building in general)#their fics are perfect for you and you should read them djdjdjjd#doodle#sketch#OTGW#the beast#enoch#anon#ask
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woe! dreadful little polycule be upon ye <3 minors maybe dont. click this one.
#THIS ONE WAS. PIECEMEALED TOGETHER OVER LIKE. MONTHS. SORRY IF ITS OBVIOUS. i dont particularly like it a ton except for a couple bits#& im not saying that on the actual. fic page because obviously u never shit talk ur own art in front of an audience etc. this doesnt count#though <333#anyway. if u read this one ur legally obligated 2 be really niceys to me about it. im so sick and gross and was up at like. 4am working on#this.....#ros fic#tshirt that says. ask me about my extremely complicated extremely aroace and normal relationship and history with intimacy thoughts on#the new haven wards and their stupid idiot teenage relationships.#pd lb
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#if you say "i am a ghost'' im legally obligated to send your ass to purgatory. sorry#polls#spirituality
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poor little meow meows (where are their acting awards)
#oh no... do i have a type in male leads#Legally obligated to say that the kdrama guy is technically worse and more of a devil than the devil guy#but thats just realistic for a rich dude. They're both emotionally stunted though! with bad dads! lol#love between fairy and devil#the master's sun#kdrama#cdrama#kdramaedit#cdramaedit#romance edit#roamce gifs#tv gifs#parallels#joo joong won#tae gong shil#dongfang qingcang#xiao lanhua
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and also, she ripped an archmage's throat out with her teeth . so
#i am a victim of a targeted attack from taliesin jaffe once again making a character im legally obligated to be absolutly insane about#🛐🛐🛐🛐#kiddo say#cr spoilers#i lov e women who are wild animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#girl she growled. twice#🐺 awoooooo
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+ a bonus! (post-season 2)
part 5 (because i have to write a paper and i’m procrastinating). welcome back to “wren makes shitty gomens posts using her real-life actual text messages”
(Part 1)
#i always say ‘last one’ and then my friend will say something funny and I’m like ugh okay I’m legally obligated to make another shitpost no#*now. dunno how to spell apparently#good omens#crowley#ineffable husbands#good omens 2#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable lovers#ineffable wives#good omens season 2#good omens shitpost#shitpost#gomens#go2#gomens 2#good omens 1941#David tennant#Michael sheen#part of one is redacted because I don’t need ppl knowing what I do for work#that makes it sound like I’m a mob boss. I’m Italian so…#but no just for privacy and safety and shit#if we’re mutuals then u know what I do for work and it’s very anti-climatic#good omens incorrect quotes#incorrect good omens quotes#incorrect gomens quotes#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale
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