#young justice league

[why-be-normal]

She’s me fr

[weepingfishturtledragon]

Imagine the Young Justice League finds out about Captain Marvel being able to eat anything and they decide to test it out with a bunch of different things. At first it starts off pretty tame with screws and bolts but then it slowly escalates to more extreme things like lava and bleach. Eventually after he ate a number of dangerous things with no effect on him they started to veer more towards extreme flavors and sensations.

First they buy the most spicy pepper The Carolina Reaper and of course Captain Marvel, happy to hang out with his friends, eats it without hesitation. His face slightly flushes, his eyes water a little, and he has a small cough, but generally he's fine. One day one of the YJL members is scrolling through tiktok and sees a drink called Battery Acid, which is a energy drink mixed with a LOT of sour candy, they immediately grab everyone to buy everything they need and make the drink. The moment Captain Marvel steps through the zeta-tube they shove the drink in his face and tell him to drink it and Billy with zero survival instinct does. The moment the drink touches his tongue his brain shuts down and an error message appears (⊙ _ ⊙). He comes back to himself and downs the entire thing in one go. (He might be addicted now)

[camenxi]

i love those posts about older JL being still intimidated/afraid/etc of batman being careful around him and yet all the younger JL is close to bruce like he’s a fucking kid magnet all of them goes to, like they’re all comfortable around him and it leaves older JL in shock. they could see their kid close to bruce thinking they’re gonna die one way or another because they did something next thing they know said kid is hugging THE batman and the bat is not even minding it at all.

[dorimei]

Batman and Barry are having a calm–if not even a nice conversation when it happens. They’re walking around the Watchtower, talking about the League’s next mission, and that’s when Barry’s face drops, and points to something ahead of them. 

It’s Wally. On one knee. With a small black box in his hand. Dick is in front of him.

They both stop and stare. 

Wally is speaking.

“Richard ‘Dick’,” Wally wiggles his eyebrows suggestively, and Barry wants to die, “Grayson-Wayne, will you do me the honors of being my favorite baby-girl for the rest of my life, and marry the Wall-man?” 

Barry wants to die. He wants to be dead. He wants to dig a 10-foot hole, and cover himself in the dirt, and stay there forever. He can’t even gauge how his face looks right now, and he does not want to look at Batman. The Bat. The guy who decided to dress up as a Man-Bat, go out, and terrorize the criminals of Gotham as a hobby. And his nephew, his loving, funny, fucking stupid, nephew, Wally, just proposed to Batman’s kid. And called himself the “Wall-man” and called the Batkid his “favorite baby girl.”

Dick just said yes.

Barry was not ready to be related to Batman.

[evangelineshifts]

Y’all tell me not to make a young Justice DR. I’m only on Ep 3 I know such limited DC information I can’t.

I’m whelmed. I’m like SOOO whelmed.

[marvelous-writer]

Happy Birthday to this precious man 💙🎉🙌😘❤️💙

[cup1d0logy]

Incorrect quotes with OC

At the YJ watchtower, doing media checks:

Tim, noticing a rumour about Karolina: She is having an affair with Lex Luthor?

Karolina, offended cause wtf: WHO IS SHE? WHO TF IS SHE? IS SHE ME? CAUSE THAT AINT FUCKING ME! SHE? SHE AS IN ME? AS IN I? Fuck no! Ew, absolutely not.

YJ league: ... aren't you like 14?

[definitelynuwonhere]

Robin is fine ngl

[imheretoreadafic]

Imagine Batman gripping the steering wheel of the Batmovile (which is a van in my heart). His veins are popping out, and he's shaking with rage because Young Justice snuck out on a mission and almost got killed, needing him to come save them. But Wally is about to pass out because he ran way more than he ate. So he's in a Bat Burger line, trying his absolute best to be as polite to this cashier as possible despite the clear anger in his voice.

[mixedkid-matchup]

[foolnamedjoey]

YJ inspired Jason I stare at you

[weepingfishturtledragon]

Captain Marvel Adopts Superboy AU

I've been seeing more Connor and Dad Captain Marvel content and I want to add. I imagine it being Connor's first birthday and Captain Marvel wanting to throw the best birthday party ever! He talked to the Gods and got a full day in the gardens on Mount Olympus, he decorated, invited the entire Young Justice League, made the perfect cake himself, and got him a powerful artifact as his gift or maybe Conner's signature leather jacket with a lightning bolt stitched on the back! It was amazing and really fun but at the end of the day I see Captain Marvel becoming emotional about how fast Connor and everyone is growing up and crying a lot little.

[lostpimplepatch]

I was rewatching Young Justice and the fact that all versions of Robin are the only one forced to keep their secret identity even with their teammates and friends is usually written off as Batman being paranoid. I think it's more than that, that it's his way of giving the kids an 'out'. If they ever decide they don't want to fight crime anyone they have a safe identity to return to, no obligations.

They are children first, soldiers second. Bruce knows better than anyone the loneliness his job brings and of course he would want better for anyone, especially his kids.

[fakeicecubes]

Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Robin!Dick: C'mon, KF, no one thinks Batman's my dad!

Kid Flash, turning to Young Justice and the Justice League: Put your hands up if you thought Batman was Robin's dad.

*everyone puts hand up*

Robin:

Robin: Batman, why is your hand up

[imma-dragon53]

You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”

Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”