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Imagine the Young Justice League finds out about Captain Marvel being able to eat anything and they decide to test it out with a bunch of different things. At first it starts off pretty tame with screws and bolts but then it slowly escalates to more extreme things like lava and bleach. Eventually after he ate a number of dangerous things with no effect on him they started to veer more towards extreme flavors and sensations.
First they buy the most spicy pepper The Carolina Reaper and of course Captain Marvel, happy to hang out with his friends, eats it without hesitation. His face slightly flushes, his eyes water a little, and he has a small cough, but generally he's fine. One day one of the YJL members is scrolling through tiktok and sees a drink called Battery Acid, which is a energy drink mixed with a LOT of sour candy, they immediately grab everyone to buy everything they need and make the drink. The moment Captain Marvel steps through the zeta-tube they shove the drink in his face and tell him to drink it and Billy with zero survival instinct does. The moment the drink touches his tongue his brain shuts down and an error message appears (⊙ _ ⊙). He comes back to himself and downs the entire thing in one go. (He might be addicted now)
#billy batson#shazam#captain marvel#dc captain marvel#dc comcis#young justice league#as a person who can't handle spicy or sour things#he scares me#being from Fawcett City which is set in 1940-50s he probably has never had such extremely processed food before#due to the time bubble#having that drink was probably like opening up a completely different world#plus him being homeless he's probably eaten worse so by his standards it's good
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The acknowledgement that Daemon had a hand in creating what Aemond has become is fucking everything.
You never realize what monsters you create when you live for the sake of your own pride, and even more so for the sake of those you love.
Daemon has a singular kind of vision, and his pride stems from him losing what he rightfully believes is his. Aemond has the same vision, and sees that Daemon is of the same nature, and therefore views him as a "what I can be, and what I can be better than." Aemond's further drive following Daemon's assassination attempt then from the shame by his brother at the brothel builds him up. He feels now that he has more emotional weaponry that Daemon doesn't have, and that means he believes he can be more and be worse than Daemon. Considering Daemon went straight to Harrenhal, Aemond had the same initial plan, but he's able to spin this similar way of thinking to his advantage.
Daemon probably never thought of Aemond as anything more than a brat with no impulse control, but in reality, Daemon is the same just with more years behind him. We hate and fear what looks back at us in the mirror. Even if it was only a small look between Aemond and Daemon at the final dinner, that small moment was enough. Daemon killing Vaemond in front of Aemond was enough. These two small moments were enough to shape and push Aemond towards the possibilities - killing a man before the king and not being punished because it was done as a reflection of the King's wishes, staring a man down and instilling fear without words.
Daemon has to accept that he is more than a moment in Aemond's developmental stages and intentions - he is an image to be built upon and raised up in the name of Aemond's worth above all others.
#house of the dragon#hotd#aemond#aemond one eye#aemond targaryen#hotd aemond#prince aemond targaryen#daemon#hotd daemon#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#character analysis#hotd analysis#summary#FUCK I LOVE AEMOND#he scares me#in a good way#i love him#mom i love him#i type these straight from my phone as soon as the episode ends lol
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The two spectrums of animal shifting (twilight is a hypocrite)
Fanfic prompt : You know how there is this headcanon that twilight would never eat or kill another wolf because he considers it inhumane and wrong
I think that legend does the exact opposite and is with full serial killer vibes raising livestock bunnies
Why, because it is cursed (Ravio was in tears)
Like he definitely eats his kin as a display of dominance
(Bunnies are in reality genuinely bastards the cute baby myth is a lie they throw members of their group under the bus daily)
He has them in good outdoor conditions with a very secure cage and good range to walk in and toys … yet stares at them from outside with worrying intent in his eyes
He chills with them and talks with them (in rabbit form)…, then fucking eats them in rabbit stew the next day
He runs the rabbit farm like he is some demonic entity demanding sacrifice in return for safety and comfort (cult of the lamb style)
And they actually listen to his demands and willingly choose to be sacrificed
While Time was really impressed by his farming skills along with the orchard of apple trees
(They exchanged Recipe for apple cinder and rabbit stew)
And the rest of the chain didn’t really care beyond the fact that they can snuggle buns (it was windy's best day ever lol)
Or Wild just seeing easy food to prepare
While sky and twilight are fucking terrified and deeply uncomfortable by Legend's cult of buns who all are kinda chill with it
Sky genuinely cringed when he saw legend hand Wild a bun with eating intent
Twilight literally just skipped the food that time because seeing legend next to him munching on his cult members like it was acceptable killed his appetite severely
He could never look at legend the same way again that rabbit farm tainted his perception for the rest of time
Twilight *about to hyperventilate* : “YOU HAD A FULL CONVERSATION WITH THAT RABBIT BEFORE YOU ATE HIM.”
Legend not seeing the point : “Yeah, and?”
Twilight totally not freaking out : “AND?!?!”
Legend who saw him eat rabbits as Wolfie : “hypocrite…”
Twilight: “I am an entirely different species than my prey!”
Legend *pointing at himself*: “me too ,… do I look like a bunny to you”
Twilight : “that’s not the same, you are a danger to society ( and that title belonged to Wild so you really outdid yourself for this)”
#linked universe#lu legend#lu wind#lu time#lu warriors#lu four#lu sky#lu wild#lu hyrule#lu twilight#lu wolfie#bunny legend#he definitely would#he scares me#link to the past#tw dead mention#tw cannibalism#but not really#tw bunny cult#cult of the lamb#mentioned#lu ravio#tw cursed
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decided to be normal and take the official touchstarved uquiz over 200 times so I could figure out what answers are associated with what characters, here are the results. please download for higher quality and feel free to share it around and speculate as much as you want lol.
original ver + a quick colorblind friendly ver
my process was basically to blindly run through every answer over and over with a few sets of control answers, changing only 1 variable at a time. once i had enough filled out, because there are 11 questions, i could easily make a set of 10 control answers assigning 2 answers to each character, 2 for mhin, 2 for kuras, etc. the quiz result this way would Always be whatever character was associated with the 11th answer. i used this process to fill any remaining blanks and double check anything i was unsure about.
as for mothman, no matter what combination of the evenly split control answers i tried it always spat back out a different result, so either he is assigned to everyone or no one. this was probably just a mistake lol
#kuras#mhin#vere#leander#ais#touchstarved game#touchstarved#what does bacon jalapeno cheeseburger mean redspring??#what does it mean?#does he like the smell of beef??#do i love this man enough to smell like beef?#possibly#i am not above acquiring the beef perfume#also vere being assigned anime is very funny#in retrospect it couldnt be anyone but vere#also slenderman leander that man is sus as Fuck#leander simps please come collect this man#he scares me#i really hope redspring didnt see that someone took the quiz 200 times
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girl i’ve been seeing how reckless you’re playing with your hair
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Everyone guess who this is
#he scares me#blue eyes white boy#I’ll get used to it but he is uncanny to me. another victim of eye stretching disease#pirates smp#inthelittlewood#namemc spoilers
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me when i dont draw for months on end and finally draw again and its sloppy sanegiyuu making out
#cthulhu art#kny fanart#kny#sanemi shinazugawa#giyuu tomioka#sanegiyuu#fun fact i have a like hate relationship with sanemi#he scares me#demon slayer
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it says that he uses a "wood drill" in his dollhouse death-screen....
....WHO GAVE HIM A DRILL?????
#sjsm#he scares me#specimen 6#the merchant#ben the merchant#spookys jumpscare mansion#spookys house of jumpscares#sjm#sjm fanart
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Skin accurate helsknight isn't real he cant hurt you..
Skin accurate helsknight:
Bro who is that 😟 the only helsknight I know is my bbg (and some other fanon designs.. some of you have some real bangers) (also tiny cube helsknight that i drew in the corner.. i want to give him a little smooch)
#art#artists on tumblr#jaloparker art#hermitblr#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#helsknight#helsknight fanart#oc art#lore accurate helsknight#he scares me#tiny cube helsknight is very cutesy though#im going to put tiny cube helsknight in the hydraulic press#i learned the basics of blockbench i kinda wanna sculpt tiny cube helsknight now..#hhhhhhh my local library has a 3d printer too....#i could have a physical version of tiny cube helsknight...#i might have to do that now..#the only problem is that i dont have the charger for my laptop at the time of writing this post (sep 8th)#so ill just have to suffer until i get my charger back i guess 😔#at least i have traditional art still..#ill have my charger back by the time this posts so maybe ill have made him by then#we'll see
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Packing my bag for work like I'm going to spend the night at the museum. Don't have to worry about things coming to life except maybe this guy.

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new interest core!!!
(THIS IMAGE IS NOT MINE!! OP IS @asordidbarwere!! i am so sorry i didnt credit you before i meant no harm i swear)
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My beta reader for the next Hold You Tight update: "Look, the way you just gave me whiplash with his character is IMPRESSIVE."
Me:
#navybrat updates#bucky barnes#club owner!bucky barnes#hold you tight#hyt#turn it up au#huge compliment#and look#he gives me whiplash#this man#he scares me#and i'm writing him#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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We've got some more images of that new Mikey doll, he's now on display


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Dippy Fresh deserves prison time for being so radical and fresh.
Also, because he murdered someone.
On the dance floor!!
No, actually.
#look at those eyes#these are the eyes of a killer bella#he scares me#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#gf#dippy fresh#dipper pines#dippy fresh pines
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So, I just saw this picture:
And.... uuhhhh my brain did NOT see it as intended ;0;
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