weepingtalecowboy
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weepingtalecowboy · 30 days ago
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Hi happy to be here
1. I like my relatively good grades
2. My eyes are blue
3. I like my ability to create different scenarios and bring the idea across well enough
4. I like to exercise
5. tormenting my blorbos is my favorite pastime
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5 things I like about myself
I like my hair it's one of my best qualitys
I love my sense of fashion
Iike my eyes
My humor
My resourcefulness lol
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weepingtalecowboy · 1 month ago
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Beyond legends and farther
Fanfic prompt :
Link has always known his name
He was the hero who saves princesses from evil
He is the one who travels through the kingdoms and serves hylia
It has always been this way for as far as he can remember and he can remember a lot
He knows that when ganon’s comes back he needs to protect Zelda
He is the one who travels and since he remembers has always been this way
But sometimes he feels that some things he doesn’t know the way he should
Like something is too far to reach his memory is odd
When is the point were memory loses the meaning behind it
When will a person gaze upon a picture and not know how they’ve felt during it or if it even was them
Looking at everyone’s fading faces one could perhaps assume they were happy or distraught or even content but one might not even recognize themself in it all the same
But the most heartbreaking part ,…
Memory fades with time
One will try to remember tragedy,…
One will try to remember happiness, …
Try to reconstruct it but the emotions behind it fall into forgetfulness
With time it fades and you remember nothing
Time makes you numb
Just how numb can you get until it simply makes everything fade
When do the people you once would have given your life for become strangers ?
When do you become a stranger just how much can you live on until you are an entirely different person
Until all your core memories change and you become someone else
Which one will fade first and more importantly will you be able to tell you lost everything that you knew
Link ponders this questions often yet watching all the people surrounding him again
He feels as if he forgot everything yet unfortunately hylia like always is not quite as kind
He knows about every single person around him
But he doesn’t KNOW why ?
What importance do they have
He looks at them and he sees only strangers and yet he knows everyone there.
So why does the chain feel like it’s the first time he met them
When the hero beyond legend has seen them through until the end of this journey
Link felt nothing for them regardless
Or wouldn’t it be horrible if the neat feature of cadence of Hyrule that lets you come back from the death was permanent and legend lived so ridiculously long that he literally ended up forgetting who he was
And it’s not like he would really have someone to remember if everyone he knew dies as well
With centuries he literally has nothing
His every item and every thing breaking and being replaced over and over until he forgets about the old ones
His home falling to ruin a decaying abandoned building because he traveled so long that for all the time that he was gone his orchard became a forest and hyrule became a different one
The princess became a different one again and again
And the hero eventually became a different one as well but not replaced just forgotten by everyone…even himself
beyond is now silly and unable to recognize that the hero of legends was him and that he had already been with the chain so long ago
And like everything he will forget this second attempt as well as he forgot the first one
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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Honestly it might as well be both being different entities considering how both are in different timelines
Even if at the base they were the same their very existence diverges enough that they would be different regardless
And honestly you are so right for that wind is the bad influence
Linebeck was just a rather shady guy looking for treasure
but then wind dropped and started using his boot and trying to collect a god's essence of being
suddenly his boot gets attacked regularly, his kid is driving into every single island imaginable to sink his ship (because early linebeck deserves to sink and everyone has done it at least once)
and he gets possessed by a life sucking parasite and said kid tries to go beat him up and suddenly everyone he ever knew turns out to not exist and at least now he is free
If this ain’t a bad influence then I don’t even know what
Wind was a literal calamity
Linebeck gotta explain that one
Fanfic prompt : It is very heavily theorized that the wind fish and the ocean king are the same entity
Seeing as both own a dream realm that was entered by link and are also equally as cryptic whale gods
But the only distinction between them is the fact that the very timeline diverts
That will have consequences in the world where the hero of time outright dipped there will be no hero to follow up
The one distinction is the fact that legend exists in one realm
So wouldn’t it be messed up if the ocean king never was woken up and the realm it was dreaming kept on going
So when in phantom hourglass wind is chilling with the dreaming whale god he really is just hanging out with descendants of koholint and that is the reason why everything is different
Even more messed up is bellum being a literal parasite but you know how the wind fish had nightmares that kept destroying everything and making it dangerous
What if bellum actually is a stronger version of this as in the nightmares literally got to a point of draining the wind fish's life force as it literally killed people (like you can’t tell me the turned to stone people are not dead)
And only when wind starts running around with linebeck to free tetra does everything get better
Yet linebeck who should be a dream construct somehow ends up in the waking world
What if Linebeck was a descendant of Marin in this timeline and the ocean king somehow subconsciously knew that at some point in another time someone named link as well begged him to let their loved one go
Having dreamed so long the ocean king might have had the feeling that something wasn’t adding up
And the ocean king couldn’t refuse the new born hero spirit
After everything he was awake at least
And then legend gets involved with this mess because what does it mean when wind told him that he met some random dreaming whale and also then some guy who he liked left the dream despite being one
Just for legend’s sake wind kind finds linebeck and tells him to go tell him how he got out and stuff just slips when legend sees a portrait of a certain someone
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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Linebeck gotta explain that one
Fanfic prompt : It is very heavily theorized that the wind fish and the ocean king are the same entity
Seeing as both own a dream realm that was entered by link and are also equally as cryptic whale gods
But the only distinction between them is the fact that the very timeline diverts
That will have consequences in the world where the hero of time outright dipped there will be no hero to follow up
The one distinction is the fact that legend exists in one realm
So wouldn’t it be messed up if the ocean king never was woken up and the realm it was dreaming kept on going
So when in phantom hourglass wind is chilling with the dreaming whale god he really is just hanging out with descendants of koholint and that is the reason why everything is different
Even more messed up is bellum being a literal parasite but you know how the wind fish had nightmares that kept destroying everything and making it dangerous
What if bellum actually is a stronger version of this as in the nightmares literally got to a point of draining the wind fish's life force as it literally killed people (like you can’t tell me the turned to stone people are not dead)
And only when wind starts running around with linebeck to free tetra does everything get better
Yet linebeck who should be a dream construct somehow ends up in the waking world
What if Linebeck was a descendant of Marin in this timeline and the ocean king somehow subconsciously knew that at some point in another time someone named link as well begged him to let their loved one go
Having dreamed so long the ocean king might have had the feeling that something wasn’t adding up
And the ocean king couldn’t refuse the new born hero spirit
After everything he was awake at least
And then legend gets involved with this mess because what does it mean when wind told him that he met some random dreaming whale and also then some guy who he liked left the dream despite being one
Just for legend’s sake wind kind finds linebeck and tells him to go tell him how he got out and stuff just slips when legend sees a portrait of a certain someone
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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The quality makes it so much funnier
posting this seperately :)
I was thinking of the dialouge and general story. Heres an option i had so far :)
(MIGHT BE OOC!!)———————————————————————(POV: Warriors (Captain Link))
The war was in full force, the sounds of metal clashing together, sounds of hits, and the smell of smoke and blood. It was gruesome, to say the least. This scene of a desperate war. Lana had been making portals to get some... help, she says.
By that, she means summoning innocent people and heroes from across time. Not really ideal since one of said heroes was a 10 year old CHILD, and insists he is 17 mentally.
But never did Link expect he would be glad that Mask was as messed up as he is.
Cause he would rather him be like this, instead of him be like... whatever the new girl was.
When she fell out of the portal, she was absolutely panicked and bruised. Wary of anything and everything, and seemed to be searching for something.. or someone. Eventually, with the help of Zelda and Impa, Link had managed to get her to calm down enough to speak to them.
"What is your name?" Link inquired
"Tetra. Tetra's my name." The girl, now known as Tetra, replied. "Have you seen a boy with green clothes and black, yellow-redish eyes with black tentacles?"
...yet again, Link felt somewhat glad that this wasnt something Mask has experienced and talked rather vaguely about. "N-" Link was gonna reply no, but he was cut off by the sound of Lana's voice.
"You mean like that?" She yelled, looking at another portal. Tetra turned on her heel to look at it too, freezing right after. There he was, a boy just like what Tetra described, standing there. He was closer to the where the enemies were.
"Yes, like that." Tetra answered, after a while of staring at the boy. "Link, you idiot.." the girl mumbled to herself.
Link felt personally offended, but then realized. If this was anything like how the meeting with Mask went, then that boy is another Link. Link turned to look at Lana. "Did you make that portal too-?"
"Yes." Lana answered whilst nodding. "From my research, it was supposed to summon the 'Link' and 'Zelda' from the era of the great sea." She said, looking at where the other Link was with a contemplating look. "Though it might be another mistake on my part, like how i summoned the merchant and the island girl."
Tetra paused, then turned again to look at Lana. "It wasnt a mistake. Im Zelda. Even though i usually dont go by that name..."
"Then whats the matter with.. your uhm, Link over there?" Zelda asked, looking the other Link up and down, as if trying to figure out his abilities. She was paying ALOT of attention on the weapon in his hand, too. Same with Impa. Link was getting curious and wanted to take its appearence in too, but decided to pay more attention to the conversation
"He's- he's fuckin' possessed!" Tetra stated bluntly. "Some stupid, power hungry sea monster is using him as some sort of personal puppet!" Tetra added on as she started to look increasingly frustrated.
"Hmm... yeah, that sounds familiar." Mask suddenly spoke up. Oh for goddesses sake! When Link thought his vague comments would FINALLY stop for once! "You've experienced somethin' similar?" Tetra asked, bewildered.
"Mhm. you got some special weapon or ability you need to use to help him?" Mask asked as if it was the most normal thing ever.———————————————————————WIP ENDS HERE!!
Making a name for this AU soon :)
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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Ankle biter wind let’s zGGGGOOOOOO
posting this seperately :)
I was thinking of the dialouge and general story. Heres an option i had so far :)
(MIGHT BE OOC!!)———————————————————————(POV: Warriors (Captain Link))
The war was in full force, the sounds of metal clashing together, sounds of hits, and the smell of smoke and blood. It was gruesome, to say the least. This scene of a desperate war. Lana had been making portals to get some... help, she says.
By that, she means summoning innocent people and heroes from across time. Not really ideal since one of said heroes was a 10 year old CHILD, and insists he is 17 mentally.
But never did Link expect he would be glad that Mask was as messed up as he is.
Cause he would rather him be like this, instead of him be like... whatever the new girl was.
When she fell out of the portal, she was absolutely panicked and bruised. Wary of anything and everything, and seemed to be searching for something.. or someone. Eventually, with the help of Zelda and Impa, Link had managed to get her to calm down enough to speak to them.
"What is your name?" Link inquired
"Tetra. Tetra's my name." The girl, now known as Tetra, replied. "Have you seen a boy with green clothes and black, yellow-redish eyes with black tentacles?"
...yet again, Link felt somewhat glad that this wasnt something Mask has experienced and talked rather vaguely about. "N-" Link was gonna reply no, but he was cut off by the sound of Lana's voice.
"You mean like that?" She yelled, looking at another portal. Tetra turned on her heel to look at it too, freezing right after. There he was, a boy just like what Tetra described, standing there. He was closer to the where the enemies were.
"Yes, like that." Tetra answered, after a while of staring at the boy. "Link, you idiot.." the girl mumbled to herself.
Link felt personally offended, but then realized. If this was anything like how the meeting with Mask went, then that boy is another Link. Link turned to look at Lana. "Did you make that portal too-?"
"Yes." Lana answered whilst nodding. "From my research, it was supposed to summon the 'Link' and 'Zelda' from the era of the great sea." She said, looking at where the other Link was with a contemplating look. "Though it might be another mistake on my part, like how i summoned the merchant and the island girl."
Tetra paused, then turned again to look at Lana. "It wasnt a mistake. Im Zelda. Even though i usually dont go by that name..."
"Then whats the matter with.. your uhm, Link over there?" Zelda asked, looking the other Link up and down, as if trying to figure out his abilities. She was paying ALOT of attention on the weapon in his hand, too. Same with Impa. Link was getting curious and wanted to take its appearence in too, but decided to pay more attention to the conversation
"He's- he's fuckin' possessed!" Tetra stated bluntly. "Some stupid, power hungry sea monster is using him as some sort of personal puppet!" Tetra added on as she started to look increasingly frustrated.
"Hmm... yeah, that sounds familiar." Mask suddenly spoke up. Oh for goddesses sake! When Link thought his vague comments would FINALLY stop for once! "You've experienced somethin' similar?" Tetra asked, bewildered.
"Mhm. you got some special weapon or ability you need to use to help him?" Mask asked as if it was the most normal thing ever.———————————————————————WIP ENDS HERE!!
Making a name for this AU soon :)
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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This was ages ago but now that I am kinda out of hibernation I would find it funny to play
Last song : wasteland by royal and the serpent
Favorite color : currently on red too blue
Last film/movie : ninjago movie
Last show : rewatched a hero’s purpose by major link again
Sweet/spicy/ savory: I am a weak individual and die from the spice of a paprika so sweet is really the only option
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Last goggle search: olm pics (my sweet little eldritch demons if you look it up it will certainly be something)
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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@ari4zzss2
That would be awesome if you did it regardless lol
Hylia be putting all her eggs into one basket (then hits demise with it)
Fanfic prompt:
A thing I find interesting is the fact that the mortal with the blood of the goddess can be sacrificed to bring back demise at some strength
Like not even needing death just their blood
As in skyward sword Zelda was not successfully sacrificed so demise's revival was half assed but functional when ghirahim failed to do it fully
The curse specifically is a free respawn for demise as long as both a mortal with the blood of the goddess and the hero's spirit exist
In addition in adventure of link ganon needs the hero's demise to return so it probably can be possible that any hero would suffice as it would fit in with the curse specifically mentioning the hero spirit
The sheer terror Hyrule would feel when he realizes that everyone in the chain is a decent sacrifice
His hyrule is DOOMED no way nobody be dying in it
Both revivals hinge at a different bearer of the triforce
So imagine how personal it would be to choose the hero of legends
Because if we go with the legend and fable being siblings headcanon
That out of all heroes legend is probably the best option for a revival
Because he gotta be more annoying than hylia
Like demise said her name with such disdain but she hasn’t ruined his life
OVER 4 TIMES IN A ROW
In link to the past he collected the LED light maidens , triforce and then beat up ganon
In the oracle games he hindered the lightening of the flame of despair and destruction (who were essentially just a revival ritual but less effective because the oracles were not sacrificed)
And the final adventure for the oracle games (if you sync them up you get a free extra game ) link prevents the sacrifice of Zelda so ganon's moms sacrifice themselves to light the flame of sorrow but because the ritual was hindered three times in a row ganon came back as a feral beast
But ganon kinda seizes the full triforce in the process and link straight up fights ganon without the triforce and kills him somehow despite that
Like that isn’t even the worst part
Later in link between worlds ganon gets revived again and fused with Yuga this time around
Still feral though but a bit more civilized this time through yuga
And after an intense battle of tennis you literally just throw a literal painting of an arrow at him and that poor pig dies AGAIN
Like twice is a coincidence
But three times in a row is a pattern lol
Even worse this nightmare continues on for ganon when in cadence of Hyrule cadence spawns in after Octavio knocked everyone to sleep and then she and link start dancing to defeat Octavio
Ganon betrays his loyal henchman who brought him back to life again
Then gets jammed to death by the same dude via some rhythmic moves (the dance moves give you extra special abilities ) AGAIN and that cockroach attained immortality during the time
Like that has to be utterly embarrassing
Four times in a row is called a sign from the goddess to not engage
I would be surprised if he still hates hylia more than legend for the stuff he pulled on the poor man
But that got me thinking legend essentially is her reincarnation with the hero spirit add on
Putting all her expenses into one dude to make him a nightmare initially would be risky but it definitely paid off
But if legend gets sacrificed then ganon would be the least of Hyrule’s problems (because out of everyone ganon in that timeline must have a GRUDGE like no other ganon before , it’s fucking personal)
Fucking demise would be back with full power because legend is a fancy way of saying linda successfully fused into existence
so both the hero spirit and the reincarnation of the goddess get sacrificed at once
So demise definitely can still curse out hylia for that one (now with actual fingers to hold up at sky and legend)
Sky was terrified that day
Only for legend to crawl back from death and start being a problem again (the fates be being nice and respawning him)
Let's just hope he learned his lesson and won’t engage with the hero who dunked on him four times in a row and hindered him 7 times
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weepingtalecowboy · 2 months ago
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This is literally hilarious
I love phantom hourglass solely for rabid gremlin linebeck
But rabid gremlin wind is hilarious
He would definitely bite ankles
posting this seperately :)
I was thinking of the dialouge and general story. Heres an option i had so far :)
(MIGHT BE OOC!!)———————————————————————(POV: Warriors (Captain Link))
The war was in full force, the sounds of metal clashing together, sounds of hits, and the smell of smoke and blood. It was gruesome, to say the least. This scene of a desperate war. Lana had been making portals to get some... help, she says.
By that, she means summoning innocent people and heroes from across time. Not really ideal since one of said heroes was a 10 year old CHILD, and insists he is 17 mentally.
But never did Link expect he would be glad that Mask was as messed up as he is.
Cause he would rather him be like this, instead of him be like... whatever the new girl was.
When she fell out of the portal, she was absolutely panicked and bruised. Wary of anything and everything, and seemed to be searching for something.. or someone. Eventually, with the help of Zelda and Impa, Link had managed to get her to calm down enough to speak to them.
"What is your name?" Link inquired
"Tetra. Tetra's my name." The girl, now known as Tetra, replied. "Have you seen a boy with green clothes and black, yellow-redish eyes with black tentacles?"
...yet again, Link felt somewhat glad that this wasnt something Mask has experienced and talked rather vaguely about. "N-" Link was gonna reply no, but he was cut off by the sound of Lana's voice.
"You mean like that?" She yelled, looking at another portal. Tetra turned on her heel to look at it too, freezing right after. There he was, a boy just like what Tetra described, standing there. He was closer to the where the enemies were.
"Yes, like that." Tetra answered, after a while of staring at the boy. "Link, you idiot.." the girl mumbled to herself.
Link felt personally offended, but then realized. If this was anything like how the meeting with Mask went, then that boy is another Link. Link turned to look at Lana. "Did you make that portal too-?"
"Yes." Lana answered whilst nodding. "From my research, it was supposed to summon the 'Link' and 'Zelda' from the era of the great sea." She said, looking at where the other Link was with a contemplating look. "Though it might be another mistake on my part, like how i summoned the merchant and the island girl."
Tetra paused, then turned again to look at Lana. "It wasnt a mistake. Im Zelda. Even though i usually dont go by that name..."
"Then whats the matter with.. your uhm, Link over there?" Zelda asked, looking the other Link up and down, as if trying to figure out his abilities. She was paying ALOT of attention on the weapon in his hand, too. Same with Impa. Link was getting curious and wanted to take its appearence in too, but decided to pay more attention to the conversation
"He's- he's fuckin' possessed!" Tetra stated bluntly. "Some stupid, power hungry sea monster is using him as some sort of personal puppet!" Tetra added on as she started to look increasingly frustrated.
"Hmm... yeah, that sounds familiar." Mask suddenly spoke up. Oh for goddesses sake! When Link thought his vague comments would FINALLY stop for once! "You've experienced somethin' similar?" Tetra asked, bewildered.
"Mhm. you got some special weapon or ability you need to use to help him?" Mask asked as if it was the most normal thing ever.———————————————————————WIP ENDS HERE!!
Making a name for this AU soon :)
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weepingtalecowboy · 3 months ago
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The Roy 🫐 pince and his mom peblo
A family photo
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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This is what makes it funny lol
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idk if this has been said before but a headcanon of mine (from my ✨personal✨ collection) is that before Hyrule met Legend he thought that he’d have a sort of Heman (He-Man???) build
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Like this ^ before meeting him bc the legends were always saying stuff like “The hero of Legend could lift BOULDERS with his bare hands!!! He could run faster than an arrow 😤”
and poor Rulie always felt like such a fraud bc he was using power cuff and rings to aide himself
when he finally meets Legend and finds out he’s a slight malnourished twink that’s also been using magic items to aide himself he’s so happy and relieved.
there’s also something so special about being able to see yourself in your hero and finding out they’re not some perfect alpha chad but a genuine person who wasn’t ready to fight but had to blah blah blah
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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The hero of legends might be fun but you know what Lunk does the whole thing so much more justice lol
Lunk is this beast of a man even He man can’t compare too
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idk if this has been said before but a headcanon of mine (from my ✨personal✨ collection) is that before Hyrule met Legend he thought that he’d have a sort of Heman (He-Man???) build
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Like this ^ before meeting him bc the legends were always saying stuff like “The hero of Legend could lift BOULDERS with his bare hands!!! He could run faster than an arrow 😤”
and poor Rulie always felt like such a fraud bc he was using power cuff and rings to aide himself
when he finally meets Legend and finds out he’s a slight malnourished twink that’s also been using magic items to aide himself he’s so happy and relieved.
there’s also something so special about being able to see yourself in your hero and finding out they’re not some perfect alpha chad but a genuine person who wasn’t ready to fight but had to blah blah blah
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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Welp gotta go traumatize my boy now already lining up them paragraphs (legend will definitely hate you now)
Thank's so much for this tag lol
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Anyone wanna see a Dark Link/Shadow Legend
Well you get to see him anyways :)
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From an AU idea I had where the Shadow is a future dark version of Legend trying to prevent the events that cause Hyrule's well hyrule going magic nuclear fallout. Via taking control of monsters (black blood)to fight other monsters to solve the problem. This does not work. Also Fable is Aurora in this au and Legend is the prince from the legend surrounding the whole sleeping princess debacle. The legend of course has been warped a bit by the time Hyrule hears about it and has somehow split from the stories about the Hero of legend. Making The Prince from the legend seem like an entirely different person. And Shadow Legend is the shadow Hyrule fights before obtaining the triforce of courage. Looking the same bc Legend got summoned through Hyrule's shadow. Anyways it's a whole weird time paradox situation and shadow Legend Is mentally screaming the whole time while also being in very deep denial and unaware he is in fact THE Shadow until he ends up Injuring Twilight in the Sunset arc(?) i think. Ends up connecting the dots then. Think mistaken identity except It's Shadow legend mistaking his own identity. very angsty I think. And in the drawing i did Legend is in fact holding a Corrupted-damaged fire rod. Also wearing fable's crown. I thought of all this listening to Fallen Kingdom. And Outrunning Karma but that was kind of after the fact.
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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This isn’t even a joke when I say that this is hundred percent accurate
WTF acid trip ah game fr
So me and a bunch of friends on Discord recently got together for a powerpoint night. I made mine on every character in Hyrule Warriors. Enjoy some of the spoils of my suffering:
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Fuck tumblr's 30 image limit, find the rest here
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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The isle of koholint was a god's creation (everything in it was)
It was a god's dream
So why would a mortal being be able to enter it
Wouldn’t it be more likely that the wind fish's wish to wake up manifested itself as a hero who would take up the task
And once the hero catches the god's eyes but It was too late for him
Yet the impression remains even through dream still
After all who doesn’t like the idea of a hero getting a better ending then was meant for them
Even if the hero is just a creation of dream
It’s nice to dream sometimes and entertain nicer simpler things
Having a quest for its hero to beat and many people to accompany him
Even a lover who would sing a tune and be the heart of the story
It is a sappy story but a nice one nonetheless
But all dreaming has an end someday
And so would the story end with the hero completing his quest and waking the god
It was the end
But the only ones who will end were the wind fish's dreams
But two dreams the wind fish couldn’t let end
It felt unsatisfactory for things to end so sadly and abruptly
Perhaps it can think of something for the seagull to do still before she ends as well
Perhaps a last chance to live truly and see how the world changed through time
Met link again and travel like she wished
Her own adventure before she ended
But for its final dream the hero
Perhaps a better chance was something that would satisfy it for it took its idea from a drowning soul
Maybe letting this one survive to adventure on was just
Because the reality didn’t have such luck … but people can dream away reality for a bit
They always do
Or
What does it mean when legend was in a god's dream
The lightning strike was one that legend shouldn’t have survived , if the lightning didn’t get him the waves would have pulled him under
Yet the hero was alive by the end after the wind fish’s wish woke up
But that doesn’t mean the hero of legends survived just a god's idea of him did
Was he himself or was it just the idea of him after the dream ended ?
You might not remember your dreams but you will always have something akin to an idea of them
Until those ideas fade as well one day
Even the later adventures were more dream like after the events of link’s awakening
A parallel world where the hero met his doppelgänger and yet it repeats a lot from link to the past
A new adventure through a kingdom that prioritizes fashion and saving a princess from a fashion curse
An adventure where death is meaningless
Like the wind fish’s wish didn’t is running out of ideas for its creation and dialing up its fantasy to make the idea last a while longer
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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Hyrule : he ate two fairies
Wind : more like I am the two fairest , and we all are fine with it lol
Wait a minute... WW!Link technically has fairy powers, or is he part fairy? Because in WW, the Fairy Queen gives him ice and fire powers to use in his arrows. She doesn't give him the elemental arrows already made, she GIVES him the power to imbue them, and she does this by having Link absorb two fairies.
What does that mean for Link? What does it make him?
In LU
Wind: Hey Hyrule, I have two of you inside me, or am I them?
Wind:...
Wind:What am I?!
Hyrule: ?!
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weepingtalecowboy · 4 months ago
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Bonds is a Tears of the Kingdom fan comic. A timeline where the Princess is not returned to normal after the final battle, leading Link to find a way through forbidden means. Zelda, now determined to find Link, dons a new identity to try and retrace Link's steps and reverse what has been done.
Arc 1 (Prologue): Taboo
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Arc 2 : Sleep
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Arc 3: Selfish
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Arc 4: Conspiracy
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Arc 5: Mockery
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Arc 6: Scar
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
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