#teen titans on crack

[dc-and-damirae]

damian: *on the phone* grayson? I need your help! I-

dick on date night with star: is the tower on fire?

damian: …no, not techily?

dick: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

blue beetle: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

damian: apparently it’s not an emergency

beast boy: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??

raven: *is lathing her ass off*

[incorrectbatfam]

Discowing but apply it to other genres

Technowing

Jazzwing

Punkwing

Baroquewing

Vaporwavewing

Gregorianchantwing

Soundcloudrapperwing

Surprisinglyprogressivecountrywing

CopyrightedNintendosoundtrackwing

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 332

So the team might’ve gotten hit by a magic-user before being able to contain the whole bullshit chaos going on. But nothing happened! So they’re fine. But then when they go to sleep they…. Wake up? They’re tiny, with snouts and wings and covered in goo. They’re dreaming, they’re all confident in that, but it feels so life-like all the same. Their surroundings are alien, skies fading between unfamiliar constellations and a poisonous green as a large form encircles them. 

Stars flicker between fur and scales as a form rumbles, that same poisonous green dripping from scars as the dragon, for what else could it be, stares down at them oh-so gently. A long sinewy body twists into the shadows, flames burning a soft pink and wings upon wings coiling across its form. 

And when they awaken they nearly forget about it at first, yet each time their head hits their pillow, exhaustion weighing down their limbs, they blink their eyes back again, in that place of floating isles, broken keeps, and forms flickering in the skies. 

It’s not until they start talking that they realize they’re all dreaming of the same things. 

[covertblizzard]

Such assholes I love them

[imsparky2002]

Nerdy Terra AU

I recently discovered that Terra and Gretchen Grundler have the same voice actress (Ashley Johnson), so I thought it'd be hilarious to make a one-shot AU where 2003!Terra has Gretchen's voice and personality.

She's an absolute dork, and has little idea of what to do with her powers other than use them to study rocks and minerals.

Was kicked out of Markovia after failing every test of courage and leadership by her parents. Also because they found her nasally voice annoying (the Titans find it adorable).

Had absolutely no idea that Beast Boy and Raven were crushing on her, nor that she herself was feeling affection for the both of them.

Almost always speaks in techno-jargon that even Cyborg can find confusing.

She joined the team on the condition that they pay for her to enter high school.

NEVER refer to her as words like "dummy" or "idiot", even in a loving way.

Lemme know your extra headcanons in the reblogs and replies! @artzychic27 @msweebyness @nerd-chocolate

[opheliawillowbrook]

So before we get into this @vilavi-2 said something about this being a good crack pairing, so like the little bridge troll I am, I had to! Nature demanded it! So here we go!

Wally: Hey… How's it going?

Rose: Could be worse.

Wally: Cool… Can I buy you a drink?

Rose: No offense, Cheddar Bush, but you're not really my speed. 

Wally: Oh, I'm definitely your speed.

Rose: Sorry Slick, but I have a strict policy. I only go out with guys that specifically piss off my dad.

Wally: Prefect, your dad totally hates me. I'm also, as you so accurately pointed out, a natural redhead. I have a raging alcoholic father, and I died 6 times. Jason Todd ain’t got shit on me.

Rose: That great’n all, but I'm not really into redheads, Pumpkin Patch.

Wally: You ever see pics of JT as a kid *opens phone to show receipts*

Rose: Holy shit, I've been fucking a day walker this whole time?

Rose: So how about that drink now, babe

[fukia]

Unfortunately, our king has yassed and Slade 💅😔⚔️

I am irredeemable.

[turnip-o-lantern]

DC ANIMATED SHOWS OF THE 2000s MY ABSOLUTE BELOVEDS

[dc-and-damirae]

blue beetle: What the hell is that?

damian, walking out of the elevator giddily: It's an alpaca !! :D

starfire: ...

damian: I got the last one :))

starfire: This one's on you *walks away*

raven: babe.....

[cvbullshit]

I just got back into kinda rewatching Teen Titans

THIS Teen Titans, 2003

And I never realized how much the Titans should've just gone poly

I'm sure the idea has been made but with how my opinion goes, my version of the Teen Titan Poly is this:

Starfire and Robin are dating. Raven and Cyborg are dating. Raven and Robin start dating, followed by Starfire and Cyborg. However, Raven and Starfire aren't together and Robin and Cyborg are not together. Ofc they're all aware, that's the point of a poly- Beast Boy gives me trouble though. Because he has a thing for Terra and I don't see him getting with the other Titans apart from MAYBE Cyborg, that's a big maybe though. And no, I don't see BB x Raven for this show, kinda don't care for the ship anyway. And I know, sure as hell, Terra will NOT be able to enter the poly, she had a chance with Starfire but the rest of the poly doesn't trust Terra enough to be in the poly.

So currently my poly map is Raven x Cyborg, Starfire x Robin, Raven x Robin, Starfire x Cyborg, and BB x Terra doing their own thing on the side- At least until the poly trusts Terra to date Starfire.

*WHEEZE*

Man never would I have thought to make this in the past but like- C'Mon, they should've had a poly, I have a new found love of Cyborg x Raven- It just kinda worked out-

[incorrectbatfam]

Who's on Dick Grayson's long list of exes (wrong answers only)

Roy after a bet

Taylor Swift because he wanted a song about him

Maroni's secretary

Tex Luthor, Lex Luthor's gay cowboy cousin

Jimin, also after a bet

Mark the Batburger cashier

Vivian Jenna Wilson, Elon Musk's trans daughter

Jimmy Olsen on three separate occasions

Cupid, the Roman love deity

Bonnie and Clyde on a time travel mission

A random heiress at a Wayne gala

Matt Murdock on a multiverse mission

Legolas on a different multiverse mission

Han Solo on yet ANOTHER multiverse mission

Jake from State Farm

One of Jason's goons

[aarcanegrimm]

Corvus

Masterlist | AO3

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Other:

Azzie Gedeon & Selene Morte | “Say hi Buddy.” |

'You will never be rid of me daughter.'

That was the last thing she heard as she passed through the stinging branches of trees and her eyes began to shut. That was the last thing she heard before she slammed straight into the ground.

Picture Link

[covertblizzard]

uhhh knight + ranger justice league?

[dc-said-bi-robin-rights]

“Hey, Rose?" Cassie said, walking into the gym and leaning against the doorframe. "Do you have a sec?"

Rose half-turned her head, letting the fists she was using to pummel the punching bag in front of her into shreds drop. "Shoot.”

“It, uh, actually might take more than a second," Cassie said, scratching the base of her neck. "Look, just work out later, okay? I need to talk to you."

Rose raised an eyebrow at that before ultimately shrugging, taking off her earbuds and grabbing her towel. “Sure. But I was in the middle of my routine, so this better be important."

"It's important to me," Cassie retorted, crossing her arms and looking away, an inexplicable flush coming over her face. "You, um, remember that time you used that Regulator guy on Amy and me?"

Rose's face darkened. “Look, if this is about whether or not we should invite Bombshell back to the team, then..

"No, it isn't about that," Cassie said, tucking a lock of her own hair behind her ear and looking away. “It's about what happened after that, actually. When you, um, grabbed me by the throat and pointed a knife at me.”

Rose frowns. “Don't tell me you have nightmares about that or something. I barely even touched you.”

"No, not nightmares." Cassie scratched her neck, steadfastly looking anywhere but at Rose. "I……. that is.…. I was just wondering if…”

Rose put a hand on her hip. "Just spit it out, Cass."

"Is there any way you could, um, do that again?"

Rose blinked. Cassie blinked. Outside, a pigeon flies into the window and dies.

"Do that again?" Rose repeated, like she might've just misheard her. "What, holding a knife against your throat?"

"Yes, actually," she said, turning to glare at Rose before sighing and leaning her head back against the doorframe. “Oh, whatever. Go ahead, make your stupid snarky comment so we can just forget this ever happened and move on."

"I don't think so,' Rose says, her lips curling into a smirk. She walks up to Cassie and grabs her chin lightly between her thumb and her index finger, turning her head to face her before leaning in close to her ear. I think you're going to tell me exactly what it is you want me to do, wonder bitch."

"I want you to hold a knife to my throat as you fuck me," Cassie murmured huskily, shivering at her own words. "And I want it to be real. I want to be able to bleed if you screw up."

"Who says I'd be the one screwing up in this situation?" Rose's breath was hot against her ear, as was the hand that's suddenly sliding down her thigh. “You're perfectly capable of hurting yourself all on your own, little miss condescending princess.

Cassie closed her eyes. "Rose.”

"Unless you want me to break the guy out of jail and make him watch—“ Cassie shuddered “—I'm not sure how I'm supposed to make that happen, wonder bitch,” Rose admitted, leaning back and swiping her thumb over Cassie's lips. "It's not like you have a kryptonite or something I could use."

Cassie bit her lip, briefly debating the wisdom of giving Rose this kind of information before eventually acquiescing to her own desires. "Actually, we kind of do."

Rose raised an eyebrow. “We?"

"The Amazons," she clarified, dismissing the mental image of an angry Donna screaming herself hoarse at her for revealing their one weakness to anyone outside the tribe by mentally reminding her she's not technically an Amazon. "We do have a kryptonite. It's, um, being tied up."

Rose blinked. Cassie blinked. Outside, there was a loud crash and an equally loud yell as Bart slipped on the kitchen rug at super-speed and crashed into the counter. This happened at least three times a week. No one had bothered to move the rug yet.

"You're kidding."

"I'm not," Cassie sighed, pushing her hair back with a hand. “I know it sounds like was made up by some guy with a bondage fetish but if we're tied up by someone we're, um, attracted to, we lose all of our powers."

Rose's one eye twinkled in amusement, smug. "Attracted to, huh?"

"Shut up," Cassie scoffed, hitting Rose in the arm. “You know I'm attracted to you, dummy, I'm your girlfriend."

"I know." Rose's grin widened and she leaned forward, tracing Cassie's bottom lip with her thumb. “Still, never hurts to hear it more than-*ow*! Did you just fucking *bite* me, you skank?!"

Cassie grinned. It had been more of a teasing nip, really, but maybe Rose was just not as tough as she looked. “Don't grab what you can't handle."

"Oh, I'm gonna handle you," Rose retorted darkly, turning Cassie around and shoving her against the wall before snatching her lasso.

"So how much of you needs to be tied up for this little trick to work, anyway?"

"Just loop it around my legs or something," Cassie instructed, grinning when Rose kneels down to do just that before straightening back up. "I want to have my arms free."

"Right." Experimentally, Rose pinches Cassie's arm and is gratified by a sharp intake of breath. Looks like it's working, then. So there was no need to keep testing it.

Rose let that thought hang in the air for less tan a second before going ahead and pinching Cassie's ass this time, much harder than she’d pinched her arm, just to be mean.

"Ow!" Cassie complained. "Stop that!"

Rose snorted. "Or what?'

*Or-" Cassie began, but is cut off by her own surprised yelp as Rose smacks her on the ass.

"Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this," Rose purred, and Cassie shivered at the dark tone of her voice. “Just you wait. I have so many ideas I wanna try. But first..”

~~

Tim had been having a good day. A very good day, in fact. He was no longer team leader, Damian was nowhere in sight, and he had finally managed to have sex with somebody the night before without the world ending. Not only that, but Kon had finally agreed to stop calling him skaterboy90004x in public after much, much arguing. He was having such a good day that he spontaneously decided to work out for the first time in a while. Not train. Just workout. Just do some weights, run some miles, maybe do a push-up or two if he could manage it. It sounded nice.

That was until he walked into the gym to see a lingerie-clad Rose cleaning a knife in front of a very red-looking Cassie, who, upon closer inspection, was revealed to be completely naked, her modesty preserved only by the fact she was lathered head to toe in whipping cream.

Actually, that wasn’t exactly true. Her head was free. It was just the rest of her that was…

The rest of his brain caught up to Tim’s detective cortex, as he liked to call it, and he blinked. “Uh…”

Both Cassie and Rose’s heads whirled around to stare at him, blinking back in surprised. Cassie blinked. Rose blinked. Tim blinked. Somewhere beyond the room-to-floor glass wall, a very sinister-looking Deathstroke planted his feet against the glass, keeping his hands on the rope of his grappling hook. The super-villainous super-villain peered inside, and he blinked too, before having an instantaneous heart attack, falling thirty stories, and dying as a smear on the sidewalk. No one inside noticed, being otherwise preoccupied.

“This is not what it looks like,” Cassie tried after a long pause, which if true, would frankly only make it worse, because, well, if it wasn’t what it looked like, *what the fuck was it*?

“Yes it is,” Rose said, grinning. “Wanna watch?”

Cassie’s head turned accusingly, her face turning a shade of red previously only seen in the deepest layers of hell. “*Rose*!”

Rose rolled her one eye good-naturedly. “Just kidding, wonder bitch, no need to get your panties in a bunch.” She winked at Tim—or blinked, maybe, it was actually kind of hard to tell with the eyepatch—her grin widening,. “Close the door on your way out, skater boy. I’m going to lick your girlfriend clean.”

For some reason, he gets the urge to correct that instead of immediately sprinting out of the room and pulling a Rose on both his eyes—preferably after rinsing them with boiling water. “To be clear, me and Cassie never actually dated, we just…”

“GET THE FUCK OUT TIM!”

[willosword]

watching the first episode of teen titans rn and "THERES NO MEAT IN PEPPERONI 🤬😤" has me in stitches for no reason

[cupcake-hearts]

Watched back to back videos of 2 of my favorite shows and...

Teen TITANS meet Attack on Titan!

Robin barely introduces them and Eren is already screaming. Mikasa is ready to fight just because, and everybody else is either scared or confused. (Besides Beast Boy and Sasha. They're best friends now because of food. Meats are an issue but they're fine.)

And then i thought what would Levi be doing, and then i remembered Batman exists and saw this short raven hair orphan as his next potential child.

I can't draw y'all but i hope you can imagine this the way I'm picturing it😂