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incorrectbatfam · 5 months ago
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Dick, to the Joker: Hello. My name is Richard Grayson. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.
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emmikay · 29 days ago
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Achilles: Hello. My name is Achilles Peleides. You killed Patroclus. Prepare to die.
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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 5 months ago
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Sausage, to Sausage Supreme: Hello. My name is Mythial J Sausage, the J is silent. You kidnapped my son. Prepare to die.
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incorrect-piltover-quotes · 5 months ago
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Vi, to Silco: Hello. My name is Vi. You groomed my sister. Prepare to die.
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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 11 months ago
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[The Turtles are trying to help Karai escape from Shredder's prison] Leo: Let me explain- Shredder: There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!!
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Wyll: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Karlach: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
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theivorybilledwoodpecker · 3 months ago
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Maglor: Good night, Elrond and Elros. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
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incorrect-dnd-classes · 1 year ago
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Barbarian: It’s not my fault that I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.
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beautifulterriblequeen · 3 months ago
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Ezran: Hello. My name is King Ezran. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Runaan: Stop saying that.
Ezran: HELLO! MY NAME IS KING EZRAN! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!
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adastra121 · 2 months ago
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MC: Who are you? Kuras: No one of consequence. MC: I must know. Kuras: Get used to disappointment. MC: ...Okay.
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incorrectsistersgrimmquotes · 5 months ago
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Sabrina: We'll never survive.
Puck: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.
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aotearoa20 · 2 years ago
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Eärendil pleading Middle Earth’s case to the Valar
Eärendil: Let me explain
Eärendil: …
Eärendil: No, there is too much, let me sum up
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emmikay · 1 month ago
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Mustang: Hello, my name is Roy Mustang. You tried to kill my precious Lieutenant. Prepare to die.
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autisticzenitsu · 30 days ago
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Tanjiro: Surrender! Muzan: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
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middleearthmistress · 5 months ago
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Legolas, upon entering Fangorn Forest: It's not that bad. Well, I wouldn't like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely.
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