#source: the princess bride

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick, to the Joker: Hello. My name is Richard Grayson. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[emmikay]

Mustang: Hello, my name is Roy Mustang. You tried to kill my precious Lieutenant. Prepare to die.

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage, to Sausage Supreme: Hello. My name is Mythial J Sausage, the J is silent. You kidnapped my son. Prepare to die.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi, to Silco: Hello. My name is Vi. You groomed my sister. Prepare to die.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[The Turtles are trying to help Karai escape from Shredder's prison] Leo: Let me explain- Shredder: There's nothing to explain! You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Wyll: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Karlach: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Maglor: Good night, Elrond and Elros. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Barbarian: It’s not my fault that I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Ezran: Hello. My name is King Ezran. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Runaan: Stop saying that.

Ezran: HELLO! MY NAME IS KING EZRAN! YOU KILLED MY FATHER! PREPARE TO DIE!

[adastra121]

MC: Who are you? Kuras: No one of consequence. MC: I must know. Kuras: Get used to disappointment. MC: ...Okay.

[aotearoa20]

Eärendil pleading Middle Earth’s case to the Valar

Eärendil: Let me explain

Eärendil: …

Eärendil: No, there is too much, let me sum up

[incorrectsistersgrimmquotes]

Sabrina: We'll never survive.

Puck: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

[emmikay]

Socus: Surrender!

Odysseus, with a spear through his side: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept!

[middleearthmistress]

Legolas, upon entering Fangorn Forest: It's not that bad. Well, I wouldn't like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."

Stiles: "I will never doubt again."

Derek: "There will never be a need."