#vincent valentine

[final-smashey]

[theghostavocadoe]

So remember like, a year ago, when they displayed Advent Children in theaters? Well I was there with a decently full theater so here's some shenanigans that went on while i as in there

Someone in the row behind me went "Hi Axel!" when Reno appeared

Giggling when Cloud slammed the door on Reno

Heard someone go "awwww!" when Loz cried

Kadaj's stupid little "yEAh" making the entire fucking theater burst out laughing

Audible cheering when Vincent appeared

Audible cheering when SEPHIROTH appeared

Complete dead silence when Kadaj died. Like I don't think I heard anybody breathing

When Kadaj goes "found ya~" his voice becomes all surround-sound and it's really freaky. Heard at least 3 people (including me) go "euegh..." when that happened

And of course everyone losing their shit over "where can I buy a phone 😐"

[vinnigami]

well this update was disastrous to my work ethic

[sephirthoughts]

i loled

so vincent

whoops

[bread--hood]

•◇• Vincent Valentine •◇•

[rottenpumpkin13]

That time Vincent took Lazard's place and had to cope with the SOLDIERs

Time traveler Vincent finds himself breaking into Lazard's office to investigate some files. When caught, he panicked and cast Sleep on the Director. Now he's trapped playing office politics with four of SOLDIER's most high-maintenance employees while trying not to blow his cover.

FROM: Angeal.Hewley@shinra.com TO: Director.Lazard@shinra.com SUBJECT: Request for Extra Training Room Time

Director,

I understand the training room schedule is tight, but I must request additional hours for my training sessions with Zack. He's exhibiting alarming levels of pent-up energy, and frankly, it's starting to scare me. As a precaution, if you receive emails from him, please do not open any links. I repeat, do not open any links from him.

Additionally, I'd like to submit a budget request for melatonin gummies for Sephiroth, and a disciplinary child containment enclosure I plan to use on Genesis.

Cordially, SOLDIER First Class Angeal Hewley

FROM: Genesis.Rhapsodos@shinra.com TO: Director.Lazard@shinra.com SUBJECT: Request for Additional Funding

My friend, do you fly away now? To a world that abhors you and I?

Dearest Director Lazard,

I am requesting additional funding for the following critical acquisitions:

• An authentic iron maiden.

• A functioning guillotine.

• A set of jousting lances to foster team-building through friendly competition.

• A lute.

The gift of the Goddess awaits,

SOLDIER First Class Genesis Rhapsodos

FROM: Sephiroth@shinra.com TO: Director.Lazard@shinra.com SUBJECT: Maintenance Request

Director Lazard:

The air conditioning in my office is still producing that noise. Despite multiple requests, the maintenance crew has refused to address the issue following the "incident" last week. Apparently, my solution of cutting the unit in half with Masamune was deemed "inappropriate" and "a violation of company property guidelines."

Additionally, Angeal has claimed there is no noise coming from the air conditioning and has suggested that my lack of sleep is causing auditory hallucinations. I would like to inform him that the shadowy figure trailing behind me does not share his opinion.

I trust this matter will be resolved promptly.

Regards, Sephiroth

FROM: Zack.Fair@shinra.com TO: Director.Lazard@shinra.com SUBJECT: Check This Out ASAP!!!

Director L,

www.totally-safe-shinra-updates.xyz

:)

Zack Fair

As the inbox notifications continue to mount, Vincent contemplates casting Sleep on himself and joining Lazard in blissful unconsciousness until this timeline sorts itself out.

[curiositykilledthecas]

Crash Course: FFVII Characters

[darkfoggyforests]

OH I LIKE THIS A LOT

vincent (again)

[starxskullz]

my favorite not vampire guy!!

[getvalentined]

It's been quite a while, but I finally got these little guys up on my joyboard where I can see them all the time—without actually putting a hole in the paper. Three generations of FF7's most goth lineage, presented as delightful little paperchildren from @crimson-sun! (Grim is the only one here that can't fly so I understand his anxiety.)

[evil-robot-cat]

I haven't drawn any Really Weird reevince fanart in a while, so I hopped onto this trend to fix that. I guess there's no ambiguity about Tyrant's parentage now.

[rocketbirdie]

You think Vincent is waterproof?

well all that shiny leather and metal has gotta count towards somethin' right

[modormouth]

FFVII x Bloodborne (𝖈𝖊𝖗𝖇𝖊𝖗𝖚𝖘 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖔𝖑𝖉 𝖑𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖘)

Consider Vincent transforming into a visceral looking Bloodborne-esque Cerberus....

[flummoxx]

I kinda love regina‘s design honestly

[skebbles]

Cid's trying