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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

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The red button on espeon’s head is for recording secrets!

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you think im petting you but actually i a,m takig you away

FOR THE LOVW OF GOD HELP ME

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Whoever tried to delude women into believing that they won't age as nicely as men is fucking crazy. Old women are as hot as old men. You too can be in your 70s and still be desirable as a woman. They were lying to you

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The third weirdest thing about the world of Subnautica is that their escape pod replicators have a "malfunction and only make Markiplier dolls" mode. This has canonically killed at least one person.

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According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

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CHEATING AD ON TUMBLR!?

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drew this post as a comic because its so fucking funny to me

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I can't describe the feeling of finding what feels like the perfect first line for a story. Knowing exactly how it starts, in this case after literal years of debate and concepts and planning. It's a huge relief, imparting a sense that this is just might work. Maybe I really am competent enough to do this. I've started it again and again and again, but this time—this time—it finally feels right.

It’s the second month of the first summer since the accident, and Alice Ruxbourgh has been missing for thirteen days.

That's it. That's it. I've got it. I know what I'm doing.

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Catatouille...

ratatouille or a hitchhiker. you decide

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slowly becoming the designated DIY guy of my household not because of any skill or training but because im the only person with the hubris to say 'fuck it hand me a drill how hard can it be." highly reccomend it because it gives a butch thrill that cannot be matched. i understand why suburban dads are like this now. im unstoppable.

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No, I will absolutely not let you get back into the damn coffin!