#source: incorrect-overwatch-quotes

[sleeplessdreamer14]

(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.

Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.

(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.

Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?

(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!

(Name): (chuckling) You-

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!

Junkrat: Ughh!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: You better keep up. This isn't a daycare. Robin!Dick: Kids can surprise you. Bruce: Then I better not be disappointed. Dick: Kids also disappoint you.

[marksider89]

Emily: Is Amélie still mad at you?

Lena: Yeah. But she misses me.

*A bullet whizzes past Lena*

Lena: Her aim is gettin better, though.

[hannah-the-red-head]

Mauga: Yep! Sometimes I gotta beat the simps off me with a stick! Mauga: *frantically swinging a long stick at a mob of rabid Overwatch fans* BACK! BACK I SAID!

[overwatch-chat]

Angela: Is something burning?

Fareeha: Just my love for you.

Angela: Fareeha, the toaster is on fire.

[simping-on-the-daily]

Widowmaker: No offence, Reaper, but I heard Moira likes studying me better then you.

Reaper: That's why she's up all night diluting my saliva? Check and mate.

Widowmaker: Well, I'm getting moved to a separate chamber tonight so she can keep an eye on me. What about that?

Reaper: Please, she hasn’t even probed your mind yet. Besides, yesterday she told me that my blood diagnostics were, “abnormal” and “potentially hazardous”. How could you possibly compete with that?

Widowmaker: throws a soda can at Reaper's head

Reaper: How dare you!? Moira! Moira, she's resorting to violence! I do not feel very enriched right now! I need a bandage and an IV of juice!

Widowmaker: This is exactly the behavior i’m talking about. You still need juice rewards and screens. I have evolved past these childish activities. I am a model experiment.

Moira: hurriedly taking notes

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Fighter: Why is there a pacifist here? Monk: What makes you think I am a pacifist?

[dawnthefox24]

Okay so this is basically another Class of 09, yes this is a bit ooc for Mercy in all honesty its funny since she's basically like Jecka but not really.

*Angela checks up on Cole only to see him texting on a phone just not even acknowledging her presence * Young Angela: Cole who are you texting? Young Cassidy: Little Ceaser Cold'n'Ready Young Angela: Oh that mission on whether or not that guy is cheating, how's it going? Young Cassidy: I'm making good progress so far I've got ten... *phone buzzes* Young Cassidy: Eleven pictures of his dick so far. Young Angela: God damn he's desperate. Young Cassidy: Yeah but I'm trying to get one with his face in it too so I can prove it's him... Young Angela: Yeah or else that could be anyone's dick. But what if he's tricking you with a picture of someone else? Young Cassidy: Why would a guy carry around 11 angles of someone else's erection? Young Angela: *shrugs a bit* He could be gay. Young Cassidy: He's defiantly not gay. No gay guy would skeet in his mom's jewellery box for me. Young Angela: *Is confused but also disturbed at the same time*Uh,Why...Would he do that...In his mom's jewellery box? Young Cassidy: I told him it would really turn me on and within 90's seconds he sent a picture of it. You wanna see? Young Angela: *knows she's going to regret this* Ugh...Yes Young Cassidy: Look at this. *Cassidy shows Angela the picture of the d1ck pic and the jewellery box* Young Angela: Jesus Christ it's like filled up! Young Cassidy: Pearl necklace on a pearl necklace. Young Angela: What's that thing in the bottom corner? Young Cassidy: That's the head... Young Angela:*recoils back in utter disgust* EW uncircumcised! That's disgusting get it away! Young Cassidy: You thought he'd send eleven pics of a photogenic dick? Young Angela: I'm gonna throw up, uncircumcised men should fucking kill themselves! Young Cassidy:*looks at the picture and shrugs* Maybe that's why he won't include his face.

[dcau-incorrect-quotes]

The Question: Whenver i need cheering up, i just hack into your search history.

Green Arrow: *sighs* i assume you’re talking a lut yesterday?

The Question: “Cactus spines in butt, how get out”

Green Arrow: Whar was i supposed to do? Leave them in there?

[the-herdier]

Kim: "Are you breathing petrol, or something more... interesting?"

Electrochemistry: "Want some?"

Kim: "No, thank you. I'll just... observe."

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Petrel: Isn’t it a little embarrassing to get beaten up by a Sea Cucumber?

Meowth: Have you ever been hit by the innards of a Pyukumuku? The twerp has a friend that could arrange it for you.

[crossoverquest]

Cleat: Isn’t it a little embarrassing to get beaten up by a sea cucumber?

Goh: Have you ever been hit by the Cuvierian tubules of a Pyukumuku? I could arrange it for you.

[marksider89]

Sombra: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

WIdowmaker: The audacity.

[hannah-the-red-head]

Hannah: *walking into the kitchen* Hey War, where's the plunger-?

Mauga: *eating a sandwich*

Hannah: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!

Mauga: I LIVE HERE!

Hannah: NO, YOU DON'T!

Mauga: YES, I DO!

Hannah: *loading the shotgun* NO! YOU DON'T!

[smh0217]

Qrow: A friend of mine told me you’re getting rusty.

Jaune: You don’t HAVE friends.

[overwatch-chat]

*Junker Town accidentally exploded*

Junkrat: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Junker Queen: Wasn't Mako with ‘ya?

Roadhog: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.