#overwatch incorrect quotes

[poprocks-molerat]

Junkrat: we could make a boys club!

Venture: Im non-binary.

Junkrat:

Junkrat: Anti-girls club.

[teaaagan]

Love Letter

Y/N: i got an anonymous love letter from Sloan (Venture)

Kiriko: that’s gre-wait... what?! How is it anonymous if-

Y/N: there was a title that said “Anonymous Love Letter To Y/N” And then... they signed they name at the bottom.

Kiriko: marry them

[rm14hitman]

Talon groupchat

Reaper : Who the fuck added me to this fucking groupchat ?

Sombra : >:0 language

Sigma : Yeah watch your fucking language

Doomfist : Ok who taught de Kuiper the fuck word ?!

Widowmaker : "The fuck word"...

Moira : Are you all stupid ? You people use the f word all the time

Sombra : Dios mio, they censored it

Reaper : Say fuck, Moira

Sombra : Do it, doc, say fuck

[sleeplessdreamer14]

(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.

Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.

(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.

Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?

(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!

(Name): (chuckling) You-

Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!

Junkrat: Ughh!

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Overwatch Incorrect Quote

Y/N:And you are?

Blackwatch Era Genji:A cyborg ninja.

Y/N:Cyborg ninja, what the shit! That's the coolest thing ever!

Y/N:So what, you're like his sidekick?

Gabriel:No, trainee.

Genji:Can we go?

Y/N, mocking:Look I'm a handsome tortured soul, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!

Y/N:So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.

Genji:...

Genji:You got me in a box here.

Y/N:AHA!

[theres-a-body-here]

Y/N: "You know what Sombra? You have L rizz"

Sombra: "Woah! How could you even say that? I'm a sigma!"

Y/N: "If you were a great friend, you would stop the cap!"

Sombra: "Ad hominem, ad hominem... You can't get mad about—"

Y/N: "You only star your own posts, you hated my wojak, you made fun of my drip, you disrespected skibidi toilet, you ratio'd my tweet and you didn't even seem sorry..."

Sombra: "THAT RATIO WAS THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"

Y/N: *shocked face*

Sombra: "..."

Y/N: *shakes head in disbelief* "Don't rizz me" *starts walking backwards* "Don't come by Ohio, we're done" *turns to walk away with tears in eyes*

[whackacole3]

Brigitte, hiding something in her coat: I think we should adopt another kid!

Hana: No.

Brigitte: Why not?

Hana: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Brigitte, unzips coat: Sixteen.

[solmates-ovw]

Juno: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Illari: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Juno: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

[thewitchmashi]

Moira: McCree, you can't possibly understand the importance of my research.

McCree: I understand just fine, Doc. But I also understand that relationships require time and attention.

Moira: My work is my priority, McCree. Angela knows that.

Angela: (Entering) Knows what, exactly?

Genji: (Sipping his tea) Looks like it's getting interesting again.

Gabriel: (Observing quietly) They'll figure it out eventually.

[wildissylupus]

Gabriel: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Cole? Cassidy: No Genji: I do! Reyes: I know Genji. Genji: I'm angry! Reyes: I know Genji-

[canadian-pug-cartel]

Cole Cassidy the type of person to break his nose falling off the school bleachers at Fareehas basketball ball game while shouting “GO FOR THE LEGS”

[poprocks-molerat]

Junkrat: Damn, the power went out.

Venture: Don’t worry, I got this.

Venture: *stomps foot*

Junkrat: What-?

Venture: *Sketchers light up*

[teaaagan]

Attention

Mauga: You've been giving Y/N a lot of attention lately

Venture: They was injured in a mission! Of course I'd give they attention

Mauga: I was injured in that mission too

Venture, glaring: Then you should go to check it with Mercy

[fandomnerd9602]

Widowmaker x Male Spider Reader

The reader is an ex-member of the Spider Society who joined Talon and fell in love with Widowmaker. He likes to hang upside down and admire his dear lover.

Y/N hangs upside down

Y/N: hey baby

Widow: will you please come down

Y/N: why? The view of you is fantastic

Widow: if you come down, I’ll make it up to you with a better view (winks)

Y/N: what are we waiting for?!

Y/N jumps down

[mekasun]

Brigitte: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Illari: i'm the knife

Hana: [from across the room] she's the little spoon

[rm14hitman]

Lucio : Favorite horror movie ?

Roadhog : It

Moira : Saw

Tracer : Annabelle

Mei : High school musical. After watching it, I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics