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Cassidy: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Cassidy: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Cassidy: I need you to punch me in the mouth
Ashe: Fucking finally
#y/n#overwatch#ow#ow2#ow 2#overwatch 2#cole cassidy#cassidy#ashe#overwatch ashe#overwatch cassidy#incorrect overwatch#incorrect quote#cassidy x reader
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(Name): Jamison, you’ll eat anything.
Junkrat: What? I won’t eat anythin’, I’m pretty discerning.
(Name): (holding small piece of something) Eat this.
Junkrat: (immediately takes it and eats it) Wot was that?
(Name): (holds up a sponge with a small chunk missing)
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Nickname)!
(Name): (chuckling) You-
Junkrat: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!
(Name): You put it in your mouth, Jamie!
Junkrat: Ughh!
#you can’t honestly tell me he wouldn’t do this#overwatch x you#overwatch x reader#junkrat#junkrat x reader#overwatch incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#source: bob's burgers#overwatch 2#ow2#ow#overwatch#overwatch junkrat#jamison fawkes#my stuff
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Widowmaker, to Emily: Mon dieu, you're beautiful.
Tracer: Um, she has a girlfriend.
WIdowmaker: She deserves two.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#incorrect overwatch quotes#widowmaker#tracer#lena oxton#emily#emily overwatch#widowtracily#widowtracer
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*Everyone avoiding the wrath of Cassidy because he was having a shitty day today and today was the last straw for him* Cassidy:*kicks the chair with all of his might*FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Cassidy: *breaks a few items in the process as well* BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! *Mercy is watching this unfold in front of her before the scene changes like in the office* Mercy: Cassidy just threw a tantrum about a chair.I just won Cassidy Tantrum Bingo. Genji and Pharah owe me so much money. *Cuts to Genji and Pharah* Genji and Pharah: We owe Angela so much money...
#overwatch shitposts#overwatch#overwatch 2#cole cassidy#overwatch cole cassidy#cole cassidy overwatch#genji shimada#overwatch genji shimada#genji shimada overwatch#pharah overwatch#pharah#overwatch mercy#mercy overwatch#angela ziegler overwatch#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch
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Genji : “I dare you to kiss the first person who walks in the room.”
Cassidy : “I'm not kissing any-”
Hanzo walking in : “Hello Cassidy, Genji”
Cassidy standing up : “Well, a dare's a dare”
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Lifeweaver: Well, Satya, how do I look?
Symmetra, trying to use gay slang she knows he would appreciate: This outfit makes you look like a cunt.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#Overwatch#symmetra#Lifeweaver#satya vaswani#niran pruksamanee#I had to get this out of my system please I love them so much#someone tagged saying he might still take this as a compliment#and I agree#plus he knows her too well
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Roadhog: Tell them ‘you have beautiful eyes’
Junkrat: *Turns to Venture* I have beautiful eyes
Venture:
Roadhog:
#jamison fawkes#junkrat#sloane cameron#venture overwatch#roadhog#mako rutledge#overwatch 2#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#poprocks#venture x junkrat
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Mauga: Yep! Sometimes I gotta beat the simps off me with a stick! Mauga: *frantically swinging a long stick at a mob of rabid Overwatch fans* BACK! BACK I SAID!
#incorrect quotes#incorrect Overwatch#Mauga Overwatch#Overwatch funny#@hannah-the-red-head#dude’s trailer came out on Friday and I can feel the simps crawling out the wood works#I give it a week after his release that Fanfiction writers and artists are gonna be flooding the internet with this guy#Can’t blame them though#Mauga#source: chowder
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A few weeks ago, after a couple of drinks, Moira made a bet with Gabriel Reyes: If she ever lost to him in a fight, she'd have to print a picture of him on every pillowcase she owns.
Little did she know back then that her HP would get nerfed, and she'd eventually have to face the Reaper cushions.
#moira o'deorain#moira headcanons#overwatch#overwatch headcanons#moira overwatch#reaper#gabriel reyes#talon#why am i like this#moira would kamehameha me for that#the brainrot is real#crack headcanons#moira o'dorkrain#surrender to my WHEEEEEEEEZE#incorrect overwatch
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Genji: Why do you get to be in charge? Why can't we take turns?
Hanzo: Because I'm the oldest
Asahi: Yeah? Well you're also the gayest so I think i should be in charge
#hanzo shimada#genji shimada#asahi shimada#overwatch#overwatch oc#overwatch incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch#asahi is the youngest brother and my oc!! hes just a silly little dude!!
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Roadhog: If we're gonna work together, you're gonna have to learn to aim.
Junkrat: Aim is my middle name!
Junkrat: ...Actually, it's the middle part of my first name!
#i don't know how he spells it but it works if he spells it jaime#incorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch quotes#incorrect overwatch#overwatch#junkrat#roadhog#junkrat and roadhog
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Cassidy: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Hanzo: You always act stupid. Hanzo: Hanzo: Wait…
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I like making in-universe tweets. They're fun.
#shitposting#rammatra#incorrect overwatch#fareeha amari#overwatch#uhhhhhhh i dont think i will tag all of them
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Emily: Is Amélie still mad at you?
Lena: Yeah. But she misses me.
*A bullet whizzes past Lena*
Lena: Her aim is gettin better, though.
#incorrect quotes#overwatch#incorrect overwatch#incorrect overwatch quotes#tracer#lena oxton#widowmaker#amélie lacroix#emily overwatch#widowtracer#widowtracily#source: unknown
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Mauga: Lifeweaver you can’t move in with Baptiste. Lifeweaver: Why not? Mauga: Well, um, how are you going to feel when he see you without any makeup? Lifeweaver: I’m not wearing makeup right now. Mauga:*Quickly grabs his hands* Holy crap, you’re beautiful.
#overwatch shitposts#lifeweaver#jean baptiste augustin#mauga#mauga x lifeweaver#lifeweaver x baptiste#bapweaver#samoanflower#samoanlotus#Mautisteweaver?#polyamory maybe ?#inncorrect quotes#incorrect overwatch
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Cassidy: Gabriel, how do you feel about me
Gabriel: I’d certainly greet any guy you brought home with a shotgun if that’s what you’re asking
Cassidy: Aww-
Hanzo, quickly leaving the room: I need body armor
Gabriel: WHAT?!
Sombra: Wow… need me to get your shotgun-?
#incorrect overwatch#overwatch cassidy#overwatch hanzo#overwatch reaper#gabriel reyes#overwatch sombra#cassidy x hanzo#yeehan
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