#the brainrot is real

[oscarthegrouch24]

Arcane s2 has hit me like a ton of bricks and I’ll never recover I fear

Inspired by the painting Ivan the Terrible and his son (1885)

[theanxiousbookdevourer]

I am obsessed with the times when Lt. Kitsuragi says to look at him.

Just

ughhhhh

[potterhead0taku]

What did I just read lmao 🤣

[rin-hayata]

How do they hold the MC

[literallyd34d]

”

Hawk 1: What's 2+2? Hawk 2: uhhhhhh Those who know: 💀" Those who actually know 👇💀

hawk 1: whats 2+2?

hawk 2: natural selction

those who know : 💀

those who know : 💀 💀 💀 (only in columbine highschool)

know who those: 💀

those know who: 💀

those: 😱

evil eric who manipulated baby dylan: why so serious?🏫🔫

(only in littleton)

💀💀THOSE WHO fail to make bombs in they school and place them in the cafeteria💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%

skibidi dylan: why so skibidi?👽🚽

THOSE WHO ARE A JEW: 👿😈👺 👹 😡 (dylan)

Actually good dylan(n): Dylann Roof 🥣 (his bowlcut)

those who are a skbidi toilet gyat: brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes 🚽🚽🪠 🤑 💯💀💀💀

those who are natural born killers: 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏳️‍🌈

hawk 1: wrath

hawk 2: natural selection

THOSE WHO ARE STUDENT: 💀

those who dont know: 😃

THOSE WHO ARE THE ARMY OF TWO: ✈️🏢🏢

THOSE WHO SUE GUN MANUFACTURERS: 🤑🤑🤑🤑✅ 💸 💰 💹 🪙 💳 💱 💵 💶 💷 💴 💲 🥇

those who are dead: 💀💀🪦🥀 (american school children)

THOSE who are SUS: 😼🔫 💀💀

those who are cold: 🥶 🧊 🌨️ ❄️ ⛄ ☃️ 😰 💧 🏔️ 🎿 ⛷️ 🌫️ 💀💀 (elephant movie shower scene)

ENGLISH OR GERMAN 😈 mah bois: *frozen* 🥶 sussy eric: *moves* CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? me: AYOO- 😳 Jonkler: Why so serious 👽 those who know:💀(only in littleton) "I love flesh . . . weisses fleisch! Dein weisses fleisch erregt mich so, Ich bin doch nur ein Gigolo!"

those who are fat: 🎅 🫄 🍽️ 🍲 🍝 🥘 🥣 💀💀💀 (payton gendron)

Eric Harris: Cookie dough!

respect 1000% sigma rizzler colorado balkans littleton 8276 S. Reed Street, Littleton, Colorado, 80120 rizz (impossible zero day respect) 💯💯💯🙏🙏

THOSE WHO SEEK DYLRIC WITH THEY "DAMN ERIC THAT BOYPUSSY TIGHT ASF 😂😂😂" 💀💀💀💯 🔟00000000 RESPECT SENTENCE TO RIZZLER SCHOLL

those who are full of hate: 💀💀

hate of full are who those: 💀💀

AND LOVE IT: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💀💀🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

THOSE WHO ARE KMFDM: 😭😭😭 (it aint cool to shoot up your school)

some randoms tryna rob me* the robber: run yo pockets G !! me with infinite aura: my horny ass could not be in a school shooting 🏫🔫 robber: BOI 😂🫲🏻 me say: english or german *me walk like a natural hawk tuah

those who are a gun in there hand and a throw and there pipebomb at a and people 💀💀💀1 billion respect 💯💯💸

those who are a sue klebold: 👵🏻 -> 💀

💀💀those who those and they and a throw it at people💀💀💀💀💯respect 1000%

those who are in columbine:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

those who are in virginia tech:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

those who are in sandy hook:💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🪦🥀

THOSE WHO JAMES GAMBLE 🎰 🎲 💵 💰 🤑 🍀 💀💀

420 spring arc coming bro ENGLISH OR GERMAN BLUD 😈

mah bois: frozen 🥶

sus eric harris: moves CAN I GET A HOYAAAA? We ........ have ...... GUNS! we fucking got them you sons of bitches! HA! HA 😆😆 HA HA! Neener! Booga Booga.

Heh, get this. KMFDM’s new album’s entitled “Adios” and its release date is in April. How fuckin appropriate 🤑👿🤑👿🤑

dylan and eric: 🏳️‍🌈

arlene: 🔫

those who know:💀(only in littleton)

HAWKTUAH

cal gabriel at the tik tok rizz party:

me: gooning or edging ?

skibidi andre: IMAGINE IF OUR SCHOOL GOT A LOW TAPER FADE 🔫🔫🔫

me:Albania flicker goons𔑘𔒦 hawk tuah fucker

And no 😣 don’t ❌ fucking say 😦 “well 👤 that’s 😐 your fault” 👿 because 👄 it isn’t, 👏❌🗺️ you people had my phone ☎ #, and I asked and all, 😰🏼 but 💪😤 no. no ❌ no 😣😣😣 no don’t 🚫 let the weird ⛎ looking Eric KID 👦 come 🤣 along, ooh fucking nooo. 😩

fucker should be shot

[squeaky-potat]

Taking the kids out 🎈

[jaspaboi]

shut up I have more

[keikeichi123456]

imagine zosan doing a reality tv show like We got Married!

sanjis a celebrity chef and zoros a popular stuntman but their careers are on the brink of irrelevancy so they’re agents sign them up for a reality tv show where they have to live as a couple for a few weeks

sanjis pissed and zoros like idgaf so when they meet, sparks fly (literally, they start fighting) and the camera crew catches it all and when the first episode goes live, its sends the nation into a FRENZY

they want more of zosan and they want it NOW

the fans love their fiery dynamic and they can see that theres just something abt zosan thats different

so everyone jumps at the chance to capitalize on the sudden popularity, but sanjis like wtf and zoros just along for the ride

they get forced into more couply situations and sanji has to grapple with the fact that zoro is actually a VERY good partner and they’re actually very compatible???

ofc sanji does what sanji does and he starts self sabotaging and theres a lot of pressure from everyone to put on a good show but his feeling are VERY real so he panics

my brain is going haywire rn i have so many ideas floating around in my skull

[sparklejumpropequeen1949]

me taking my after school nap 🩷

[holyblanchett]

What is happening here I am screaming 😭

[springtoastercat]

Ok so like i changed my Roger design a little

I really like how this turned out :D

[phasmakari]

Love them lots...

[lonely-parrot]

Ok, i have this thing floating in my mind and i have to share it! (This is my brain rotting between history and the marauders)

So, imagine, we're in the XVIIth/XVIIIth century, and Sirius and Remus live in a little town, where they don't have much money. At this time, mirror where like, super expensive and super rare, so not a lot of people got to admirr their faces

So (this is where it gets interesting!) imagine Sirius and Remus who want to know what they look like!

If Sirius asked his family, they'd told him to look at his brother, and he'd known. But Remus looks at him, truly, and tell him the exact shade of his eyes (like the sea before the storm, deep grey, full of promises and unknown), he describes the face he spent too long admiring in all it's little detail! (Like the mole under his lips, which Remus, i quote, always found fascinating)

And Sirius described Remus, not saying a single bad thing about the scars on his face (he was attacked by a dog as a kid, he was lucky to survive), and he tells him how he loves the scar on the bridge of his nose that always brings Sirius from Remus' lovely eyes (they're like autumn leaves, and the colour of the walls of the home that keep them warm) to his plump lips, and thd little skin that Sirius wants to feel under his skin (since Remus always bites his lips, he's just doing it, as Sirius tells him that)

Anyway, two teens, discovering who they are through the love of the other, kissing in a meadow, on a Sunday afternoon, after havinc heard of the importance of love

And they do love, they love each other so much

And as old men, they continue to describe their faces to the other, even when their eyesight diminishes, because they know the other's traits forever

Two boys who can't access mirrors, and who will find themselves prettier than if they ever had access to it

[rin-hayata]

Only reasonnto be alive

[thegacha-m0on]

sending whatever this is to me english teacher... whatever it is. the three beetles, sus amogus, skibidi toilet and straight boy going to gay school hoping he isnt caught being straight. also a bit about me. yippee. OH GOSH i missed the chance to put the yippee guy there.

[radiocarbon0]

hhhhh arcane hyperfixation is hitting again