#ha ha funny

[bold-baddie]

[autism-pr1me]

wait why is this how I learn that humans don't unhinge jaws I thought we unhinged them because they're like hinges wait what

girl unhinge ur jaw

[777rare]

[troythecatfish]

Live Mononykus Reaction

[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[aloneinthedark-eagle]

😬 jokes 😂🤣

[thedumb1]

[hauntedvivvian]

[blackcrayons]

🧼 "I've got standards - not just anyone can catch my eye, ye know?" 😏

💀 "He'd flirt with a potted plant if it was in a dress..." 🙄

Here, have something silly xD

Also, blank version for free on my P@treon in case any of you would like to write your dialogue 😁 (just make sure you credit me ✨)

[memeshost]

[bold-baddie]

[andromedicasphyxiate]

My sleep paralysis demon loving on my inner child, after he sees how fucking badly I treat myself:

Mostly he's like "wow, do you teach lessons about being a bitch? Cuz I really could use some of your deep knowledge and impeccable technique in my line of work 😍😍😍"

But yesterday even HE was like "ENOUGH, Brenda, there's a fucking limit. Now you be kind to baby Brenda or I'll deal with you NICELY 🤬🤬🤬"

So I HAD TO shut up and stop being mean to myself last night; but that's okay, there's always tomorrow for me to resume my self-flagellating ways woo-fucking-hoooo😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩

[troythecatfish]

Trump blinked. He will pause tariffs on all countries besides China for 90 days. China can now just reroute exports through other countries. Trump didn't hold the cards he thought he did. Does anyone really believe that a foolish salesman like Trump is going to bring China—a civilization with over 5,000 years of history—to its knees? This will all end with Trump being humiliated on the global stage.

[lvl10blvkmage]

[aloneinthedark-eagle]

💂 Ceremony Battalion Caution 🤗👏🫶🐱🥰👌

[jayyoocomics]

Lord & Savior