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okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

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reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

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let go

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me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

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i need medication

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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

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MOUSE YAOI REAL

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I am exceptionally lucky in that my parents never hit me, grounded me, confiscated my things, banned me from my hobbies or threatened any of these actions to make me behave as a kid. as an adult it has made me realise how very very long a road most people have to traverse before they can take a statement like 'no rule that must be enforced by threat is legitimate' seriously.

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Can someone write a fic abt their life before the timeskip

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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

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When you haven’t slep in a while and have an important meeting

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I had to do a quick art on this

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tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.

it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.

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