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when making a character, u have to ask urself:
are they bloody?
will they ever be bloody?
is it their blood or somebody elses blood theyre covered in?
why are they bloody?
how drenched in blood are they going to be from a scale of 1-10, with 1 being ''barely drenched'' and 10 being ''so covered we shld ask where there ISNT any blood on them''?
#edit: SHUT UP ABT ''HAVE U WORN WIGS'' ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE /SRS#this is literally nothing. anyways <3#haha make me shut up challenge#1k+#heritage noticed#10k+
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Man stopped at the bottom like "Damn, that was efficient"
#funny shit#funny stuff#lol#meme#haha#hilarious#humor#jokes#memes#haha make me shut up challenge#hahaha#haha hehe#ha ha funny
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Obey Me! Incorrect quotes pt. 5
MC: What are you in the mood for? Belphegor: World domination. MC: That's a bit ambitious. Belphegor: You are my world. MC: Aww… Belphegor: MC: Belphegor: MC: OH.
Mammon: I love you. MC, not paying attention: What was that? Mammon: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-
Asmodeous: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world. Belphegor: Unless you're home alone.
Lucifer: Hopefully Satan has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Satan: Oh, shut up and die Lucifer.
Belphegor: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. Lucifer: What are you passionate about? Belphegor: Sleeping.
Mammon: Can I bother you for a second? Lucifer: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Belphegor, teaching Satan to drive: Okay, you're driving and an old man and a cat walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? Satan: Oh, definitely the old man. It's probably Lucifer anyways. I could never hurt a cat. Belphegor, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Diavolo: I literally cannot believe I let you talk me into this. MC: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
MC: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Mammon: loads shotgun I got this. MC: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
Satan: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
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#naming#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#queer#lgbt pride#nonbinary lesbian#nonbinary#trans#trans nonbinary#genderfluid#genderqueer#enby pride#enby#gay girls#transfem#trans pride#transgender#trans experience#trans woman#sapphic#lesbian#hahaha#haha#ha ha funny#haha oops#lol#hilarious#humor#haha make me shut up challenge
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i’m so scared for the new year, i’m so scared for next month, im so scared for next week, im so scared for tomorrow i just want everything to stop for a while
#new year#i feel like i’m losing my mind#new years resolution#i feel sick#i feel insane#i’m a failure#haha make me shut up challenge#depressing shit#incelcore#true cringe community#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#girl interrupted#girlhood#this is a girlblog#this is what makes us girls#i’m just a girl#3d not sheeran#tumblr girls#tcc columbine#tcc tumblr#just girly things#weird girl#im just a girl#girl in pieces#girl interupted syndrome#female manipulator#female rage#female hysteria
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When I say "I'll figure it out" I mean I'll just adapt to whatever new level of hell is coming.
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Miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw miaw
#tokio hotel#bill kaulitz#tom kaulitz#georg listing#gustav schäfer#german boy#hot emo boy#i love them#actually obsessive#obsessive love#haha make me shut up challenge#haha oops#we own this city#kaulitz twins#bill kaulitz fanfiction#bill kaulitz fluff#tom kaulitz fluff#kaulitz & kaulitz#tokio hotel fanfic#mine
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*Spends five minutes adding tags on the smallest post so it gets seen*
#jirai kei#weirdshit#akiko is losing her mind :3#ewewewe#sh#why am i like this#i hate this#jiraiblr#akiko vents♡#im gonna fucking kms#meme#funny memes#dank memes#funny#funny post#humor#memedaddy#haha#tumblr memes#lol#haha oops#haha make me shut up challenge#hahaha#jokes#memes#ha ha funny#ridiculous#what do i do#pls help#please help me
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its always "old man yaoi" but ends up being "late 20s-mid 30s" instead :/
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imagine hybrid puppy girl!reader being sooo much of a dumb puppy that she can't even focus during sex :(
like gojo would literally have to smack her cheek a little just to get her attention as he's fucking her little cunt.
“hey, baby. 'm i not using this hole good enough or what?” when you'd snap out of your little daze, you'd go back to whimpering and whining when he only sped up.
“'m sorry! s—so so sorry! can't... *whine* help it...”
“aw, poor thing. i know, sweetheart. i got you...” and he'd scratch behind your little ears to make your tail wag as you choke out more hiccuped sobs.
“you jus' feel so good that little head doesn't know what to do. must be fuckin' you stupid.”
#drabble#this is stupid#haha make me shut up challenge#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk x reader#x reader#jjk x y/n#jjk satoru#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojou satoru x reader#satoru gojo x reader#guys kill me now#im shit posting atp#someone give me a life
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Obey Me! Quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.3
MC: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer? Lucifer: … No. Diavolo: I do! MC: I know, Diavolo. Diavolo: I’m sad! MC: I know, Diavolo.
Satan : Stubs their toe FUCK! Lucifer: Mind your language! Satan : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Lucifer: Satan : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
Mammon : Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Lucifer, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Mammon : Mammon : fsh
Mammon : Change is inedible. Lucifer: Don't you mean inevitable? Mammon , spitting out coins: No, I did not.
Asmodeous: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Belphegor: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
MC: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Mammon: What if it bites me and it dies!? Lucifer: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen. Mammon: What if it bites itself and I die? Solomon: That’s voodoo. Luke: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Lucifer: That’s correlation, not causation. MC: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Asmodeous: That’s kinky. Lucifer: Oh my God.
MC, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lucifer: Hey. Diavolo: Hi. Barbatos: Hello. Solomon: Hey! MC: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Simeon: We were out of Doritos.
MC: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Belphegor: You mean literally or figuratively? MC: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…
Beelzebub: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Belphegor: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Solomon: How petty can you get? MC: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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