#i feel like i’m losing my mind

[babygirlbuckaroo]

i can’t believe the several months’ worth of what we thought was delusional clowning and ‘how funny would it be if…’ spec we did about bucktalia breaking up off screen before s7 is now just… canon. 10 mins into s701 and they’ve. broken up. off screen? just like we joked about? and for the reasons we said they would? ok!!!

[phoannix]

“CHONKY BOI”

so fucking real ford <33

[phancakes]

is this anything at all

[diamondzart]

We watched Despicable Me 4 today and I’m still feeling like it was a freaking fever dream. I couldn’t believe that this total mess with barely any plot can be an actual instalment of a franchise from a studio which grosses a billion after billion in box office. What the actual hell was that. Were they high? Especially in the musical number in the end. There is NO WAY a sober person could write and approve that. What was that. We were questioning our sanity with each new “cameo” in that scene…

I mean I love this franchise but the way sequels keep falling lower and lower and lower under the bar of anything at least acceptable… it scares me. It scares me to think for how much longer Illumination can get away with this. This broke our hearts.

[kwyw]

For someone who was “fiercely protective” of her private life for so many years, who just a week ago won a Grammy for an album with a song where she sings “Privacy sign on the door and on my page and on the whole world, romance is not dead if you keep it just yours” … this is the complete and utter opposite. It’s just sad to see her… well, act out the fanfic that her lunatic fans have written for them to perform to the masses. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED, indeed. 🤑

If she wants privacy in the future, good fucking luck. Shame on everyone involved in this spectacle and encouraging it. Yes, she’s her own person, but way too many people in her life are gleefully playing along and egging it on. This isn’t healthy or sustainable and surely I’m not the only one worried for her wellbeing? Her safety? Sanity?

[gmaybe666]

Richard: I’m not attracted to you. not in that way-

Francis: isn’t that interesting. I’m really not attracted to you either. but……you were there.

[baby-girl-aaron-dessner]

[theactualveneer]

……

I’m slowly gonna be runnin’ out of ideas 😭🤚

Velvet: you know what else is better?

Orchid: what?

Velvet: me kissing the fuck out of-

Orchid: OH GREAT HEAVENS

Branch: poppy…sorry to say this…

Poppy: what? Branch what are you talking about?

Branch: I’m emo 😔✊

Floyd: NUH-UH I’M THE ONLY ONE WHOS EMOOOOO

JD: YOU CANNOT BE EMO

Floyd: JONATHAN DORIAN LEMME BE WHO I AM NOW IMMA BEAT YOU WITH A BELT

JD: OH SHI-

Floyd: COME HERE!!!

Floyd chases JD with a belt in his hand

Clay: man same old Floyd huh?

Bruce: you know it

Barb: ….

Barb stares at the sky

Barb: so this is what everyone was talking about huh? Strange…

Rock Branch: is she okay?

Rock Poppy: I’m sure

Barb: SO HONEY NOWWWW

RB: here we go again…

Barb: TAKE ME INTO YOUR LEMON ARMSSSS!

RP: 0-0

Barb continues singing weird songs

Veneer: so…do you like anyone? Or do you have a crush on anyone?

Orchid: your sister

Veneer: what?

Orchid: what?

That’s all I can think of 😭✊

Justice for my sanity or smth

I TRAVEL THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS! EVERYBODYS LOOKIN’ FOR SOMETHIN’! 🤠

[brainrot-dot-org]

can someone tell me wtf just happened

[church-of-lilith]

listen I just think it’s interesting that after finding out about a fem!aziracrow flashback, the fandom is suddenly so excited about lesbian representation. but when we were given actual canon lesbians this season they were met with nothing but hatred & weird theories from this fandom.

now that it’s gonna be the two cis men playing lesbians everyone is excited for rep, but when it was actual older women playing lesbians it was: ‘they’re ugly, their storyline is pointless, and they have no chemistry.’

i’m all for nonbinary aziracrow & them being able to present as whatever gender they want, but let’s not start calling david tennant and michael sheen the lesbian rep of good omens… please.

[serapheseraphim]

I need that man carnally. Carnally.

[primprimandprim]

You’re telling me Vance said this the morning of the same day a second Trump assassination happens?

[anachronistic-falsehood]

badly editing qcellbit into homestuck panels until qcellbit comes home: day two

==>Enter name.

Nice try. This young man knows his name, and that ain’t it!

[corviids]

i’m seeing some things said about me and i don’t even know how to respond

[myfriendgoo94]

my tits need to be bigger. for science.

[fairie-grl]

one thing about following roscoe trainer on instagram is i learn about vets i never knew existed, the fuck you mean there are pet acupuncturist and eye doctors.