#source:deadpool

[ithecrystaldragonheart]

Overwatch Incorrect Quote

Y/N:And you are?

Blackwatch Era Genji:A cyborg ninja.

Y/N:Cyborg ninja, what the shit! That's the coolest thing ever!

Y/N:So what, you're like his sidekick?

Gabriel:No, trainee.

Genji:Can we go?

Y/N, mocking:Look I'm a handsome tortured soul, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences!

Y/N:So what's it gonna be, huh? Long sullen silence, or mean comment? Go on.

Genji:...

Genji:You got me in a box here.

Y/N:AHA!

[slycooperandcarlosfox]

Tennessee Kid Cooper: How much C4 is this gonna take? Voice: No more than 20 ounces. Other Voice: What?! I hate the metric system! How much in American? Voice: Well, let's see... uhh... Carry the seven... Tennessee Kid Cooper: Dude, fuck that fancy mathematics! Just use all of it!

[gethinrxberts]

I can totally see sixteen-year-old El as Negasonic Teenage Warhead from Deadpool. Just imagine Troy getting his arm broken and Dustin being like “I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex,”

[incorrecthomestuckqoutes-blog1]

English is the disease, meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch.

Meenah Peixes,probably

[professional-giver-uper]

Ty: When Will Kit Grow Up And See The Benefits Of Becoming A Shadowhunter?

Livvy: Which Benefits? The Matching Gears? The House That Blows Up Every Few Years?

Ty: Oh Please! House Blowing Up Builds Character!