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Once upon a time there was the doll.

Who loves you with his all.

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"the flowers blue, our loves not a flub.

i'll find you again, and i'll never stop."

Happy Pal-entines :)

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probably the most effort I put into sans fanart so I’m deciding to post it here for once

the idea here was I always draw fell flustered and angry but I wanted to try to draw him looking smug for once so hopefully i accomplished that

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he has once again rotted my brain

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Hi! Love your headcanons about the boys (and giving much love to the papyri!!!!)

How would the boys deal with their S/O who has cute aggression towards them? Like, it’ll be random moments of her just tackling them in cuddles and/or aggressively nuzzling them and biting.

(You can choose whoever you’d like for this post as long as I have og papyrus)

Thank you and have a lovely rest of your day/night!

I will always be down to give love to the papy boys <3 I chose the core six boys for this prompt because I just adore all of them...... my babbies......................

Classic!Bros, Fell!Bros, & Swap!Bros with an S/O with cuteness aggression

Sans

Sans is all for this behavior, especially with being the victim of cuddle ambushes.

Having you just suddenly be all over him just means he has an excuse to ignore his responsibilities and laze around with you. A perfect day in his book.

He's a little confused by your fixation on squishing and nuzzling his face, not fully grasping that his round cheeks are like, objectively really cute.

He's also confused by the whole finding him cute thing in general, but man, if this is the result of it, then Sans can live with being cute.

While he doesn't feel the urge himself, he still likes nuzzling you back, especially up against your face or neck where you're warmest.

I think Sanses are inherently ticklish, so nibbling on Sans is a good way to rile him up.

He starts sweating when he sees that look in your eye, the one that tells him you're about to make him your chew toy.

Sans doesn't fight back, even though he has a foolproof escape method in his short-cutting. He just resigns himself to the inevitable and lets you go crazy.

His blushing at laughing as he succumbs to your poking and prodding only makes you want to gnaw and nuzzle on him even harder.

But really, he does love the attention and being loved on. Adrenaline feels good when it's not the life-or-death kind.

Papyrus

Of course he triggers this reaction, the Great Papyrus is renowned for his attractive style and winning smile, after all.

He very quickly adopts your affection into his own, nuzzling against you and pinching your cheeks whenever he has the opportunity.

Trying to "pinch" his cheeks (or just jabbing your fingers in that general area, since there's not much to grab) makes him squeal.

You better take off after that, though, because Papyrus will be getting in some revenge squeezes on you.

He'll also squirm and get flustered when you nibble on his fingers, saying that he needs those to cook and train and hold your hand with.

Careful on the bear hugs -- Papyrus will match your energy, squeezing you back until you can't breathe. Great way to crack your back, though.

Try not to sneak up on him with the nibbling, or he might startle, thinking you're that pesky little dog that keeps stealing his attacks.

He gently reminds you that he is not edible and that there are better ways to get calcium when you bite him.

Despite this, telling Papyrus that you could eat him right up makes him blush like a madman.

It is a mark of pride for him that he makes you act up like this, and he welcomes your love in whatever form it may take.

Fell!Sans (Red)

Of all the adjectives in the dictionary, "cute" is among the last words Red would ever use to describe himself.

The attention embarrasses him just a little, but not enough to stop you. He quite likes the fact that you find him attractive enough to get aggressive. He even finds it a little hot.

He's all "stop, stop, doll, please," but as soon as you do stop, it's puppy dog eyes and "i didn't mean it literally, come back."

He's not used to being attacked in such an adorable way, with regular love instead of the Level Of ViolencE kind.

If he could figure out what about him makes him so cute to you, Red would abuse the fuck out of it to get you to love on him all the time.

He's noticeably cheerier after you kiss and nuzzle and bite him, if not a little flustered from all the attention.

Red's biting you back every chance he gets. An eye for an eye and all that.

Only bite him if you know what you're getting into. Give Red that inch, and he's taking a mile.

He will nuzzle you back, but only if he's sure you're both alone. He can't have anyone thinking he's gone soft (he has, he's just good at acting like he hasn't).

He does not understand. Not one damn clue as to why you are the way that you are. But you're his, so he accepts your strange ways of showing affection with a very open mind.

Fell!Papyrus (Edge)

He thought it was an extremely strange way of initiating a spar the first time you nudged your face up against his and grasped his jaw between your pinched fingers.

Lowkey offended that he triggers cuteness aggression in you when you explain it to him. He's supposed to strike fear into hearts, not affection!

But Edge never tells you to stop. He even pouts a little when you stop before he's gotten enough.

When you stop and he's satisfied, he preens himself very unsubtly, puffing out his chest and sitting or standing a little straighter with a very pleased look on his face.

Just as long as you don't drool on his armor or clothes, he can tolerate the gnawing.

Eventually he needs to see what all the fuss is about and grabs your fingers to bite them. Something unlocked in him that day.

Sometimes he'll demand for you to do it, asking for you to "DO THE THING" while making wide gestures at himself.

Edge especially likes it after a long day at work. He may act very great and self-reliant, but even he needs some pampering every now and then.

All the nuzzling and wandering fingers and physical affection are sort of like a much-needed massage to his soul.

Edge acts like you're inconveniencing him and that you're so weird with your lovey-dovey nonsense, but damn if it doesn't make him perk up.

Swap!Sans (Blue)

Blue also has a strong case of cuteness aggression. He can't help throwing himself on you and snuggling up against your squishiest parts sometimes.

Bro is such an attention whore. He loves being held and physically doted on.

He LOVES LOVES LOVES when you blow raspberries into his cheeks. Makes his whole face light up and reflect his namesake.

He also loves when you nuzzle on him or squeezes him between your hands. The give of your flesh in contrast to his solid bones feels nice.

Your cuteness aggression triggers his, and vice versa. These sessions become competitive quick. It often turns to light wrestling to pin the other down and cuddle them into submission.

He can get pretty possessive during these times, growling when you pull away and holding you tighter against him.

Though not nearly as ticklish as his counterparts, reaching under his ribs and brushing your fingers on the underside of his ribcage is a surefire way to distract him and gain your freedom.

Of course, playing dirty comes with consequences, such as his full weight on top of you once he cools down and lots of nips and kisses on your lips and cheeks.

Sometimes he forgets that humans are fragile. Blue gave you a nosebleed from nuzzling you too hard once.

You two might have a shot at winning the annual Nose Nuzzle competition.

Swap!Papyrus (Stretch)

Stretch, like Sans, is also 100% just letting it happen.

Your warmth over his bones is comforting, especially when you're pressing your face or hands against his jaw and temple.

Don't be surprised if he falls asleep when you're loving on him. The coziness and softness of your features against him like a fuzzy blanket lulls him to sleep.

He's so passive about it. You're chewing the hell out of his radius? Okay. Sure. Just let him flip the page of his book every so often.

When he absolutely NEEDS to get out of bed for something (a rare event), he'll just pick you up and carry you and let you keep cuddling with him.

When Stretch wants a little loving, he'll softly headbutt you like a cat looking for attention.

He'll call out random numbers when you're snuggling up and nibbling on him -- made-up damage amounts, with the occasional "critical hit" whenever you nudge against a particularly reactive spot on his bones.

Eventually Stretch will "die" and then go into his "phase 2 form" which just means he's rolling over on top of you and you have to find a way to escape.

He's asked you before what makes him so allegedly cute that you act this way. You started spouting off a list, and Stretch's face turned more and more orange with each entry.

He had to cut you off. Any more and you might actually start doing real damage numbers to him.

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hey are you busy rn? okay good, so imagine a one-shot where you’ve been invited to your ex’s wedding, and sadly for you, you don’t have anyone to be your plus one. the thought of going stag is mortifying, but so is not showing up at all. so on a complete whim, you open up craigslist:

“Need fake boyfriend for ex’s wedding next week. Must be good at small talk and making up elaborate stories about our fake relationship. $200 flat rate, free food included. Here’s a picture of myself to prove I’m not a serial killer: png.420. Reach out if you have questions.”

it just so happens that Sans is scrolling craigslist that night, looking for an odd-job to save up for his new hot-dog stand. he gets a good chuckle out of your posting— humans are so weird sometimes— but then he pauses. hmm. it’s just one night, right? sans can do that. crash a wedding, eat their food, then dip by the end of the night. it sounds like an easy $200 to him. he decides to send you a message:

“heya. does your date have to be human?”

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I like that skeleton man

…

The difference in styles is frying me

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...this will all make sense in a few days

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“ding!” [ undertale x reader ]

series masterlist : [here] | chapter one

summary: you can’t sleep, and at 3:49 AM, a notification pulls you into a mysterious group chat called UnderChat. the members—quirky and chaotic sans au’s like ink, fresh, and error—welcome you as their newest recruit, insisting you’re from an alternate universe. confused but curious, you hesitate to believe them, wondering if you’ve stumbled into the strangest roleplay or something more.

3:49 AM

That was the time, obviously. You were not catching a wink of sleep tonight, even though those eyes of yours were pratically burning at this point. Blinking at the bright light which popped up when you clicked a notifaction. "DING!" echoed the phone on full volume: You were just about to scroll through tumblr aud—

Oh.

Oh. . 

You've been added to a groupchat.

Immediately sitting up you rubbed your eyes, curiousity gleaming in them.

UnderChat 

You don't remember downloading that app. . Perhaps you accidentally clicked on one of those explicit advertisements on accident while reading on pirated websites, that seems like a plausible explanation. Still doesn't explain why you're recieving notifactions saying your in a groupchat. A groan escaped your lips as you clicked the notifaction, although accepting the fact this was some sort of call-out cancel groupchat, an accidental add, or it's fake and it's a virus. Probably the latter.

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[ SLEEPRLUVR has joined the group ]

FunkN'Fresh: wellllp ill be diddly darn darned we gots a new funky fresh membah?

GlitchBitch: Stop typing like that.

FunkN'Fresh: noo can do funny magic maannnnnnnnn

[ GLITCHBITCH has muted the groupchat ]

FunkN'Fresh: you maaaaaaad.

Ink: Oh! New member yay, Okay so I can explain this as your probably confused sans!

Ink: Eheh, "how do you know my name" you might ask! wellllp, yknooow the multiverse and all that stuffs? We made a groupchat!

SLEEPRLUVR: what? 

Ink: Okay so a basic run down of how the app works, the three icon's at the side shows you every AU that has joined so far and what their username is - You need to create a profile with yours!

SLEEPRLUVR: what

Ink: Oh— You must still be confused, I'll just do it for you! What AU are you from?

SLEEPRLUVR: what.

Ink: ...

Fell2cool4school: prolly from "what"!tale lmfao

SLEEPRLUVR: no, just wasn't expecting roleplayers in my schedule today. i can do this - what aus are open?

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The chat suddenly went dead silent, leaving you staring groggily at your phone, squinting at the screen. You couldn't help but wonder what was going on. Does it really take this long to grab a character masterdoc? It's been a while since you last roleplayed, but this felt off. When the next message finally popped up, you couldn't help but roll your eyes. 

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Ink: Oh, uh... this isn't exactly roleplay, but I get why you'd think that! Anyway, we’ve got a lot of AUs here, so take your pick! Let’s see… there’s Underswap, Underfell, Dancetale, and even some wacky ones like Dusttale and Underlust, but let’s not go there unless you’re into, well, *that* kind of stuff. 

SLEEPRLUVR: ...i’m just going to ignore that last part.

Fell2cool4school: aww c’mon, why skip out on the fun? 😈

SLEEPRLUVR: This is ridiculous. Okay, so let's say I believe this whole “multiverse” thing. Why am I here?

Ink: Well, every AU needs a representative! Think of it like... a council! Each universe gets one member to join the chat, share ideas, keep peace, y’know? And... well, you’re the lucky one picked from your AU!

SLEEPRLUVR: but i don’t even know what AU i’m from. how am i supposed to “represent” it?

FunkN’Fresh: uhhh doesn’t seem too funkay to me, guess they jus got dropped here like a beeboppin’ newbie!

GlitchBitch: Figures. Another clueless one. Just what we needed.

Ink: Don’t mind them! We’ll figure out your AU together! It’s kinda exciting, right?

SLEEPRLUVR: mmm, more like nerve-wracking. can i leave?

Ink: Nope! Once you’re in, you’re in. But don’t worry, we’re all friends here! ...Sort of.

Fell2cool4school: speak for yourself, inkhead. i ain't here to make friends. only enemies. and sometimes frenemies. but mostly enemies.

SLEEPRLUVR: yyyeah, i’m definitely going to regret this. okay, so if I’m stuck here… how do I create this profile thing?

Ink: Just tell me a bit about yourself, and I’ll set it up for you! Favorite color? Likes? Dislikes? Any cool abilities? C’mon, spill!

SLEEPRLUVR: umm… favorite color? any, I guess. Likes? Sleeping. Dislikes? Waking up. Abilities? being normal???

GlitchBitch: Abilities: None. Fitting.

Ink: rainbow, sleeping, normal. Got it! I’ll just make your profile super quick…

FunkN’Fresh: "likez sleeping" heh. typical standard sans bruh.

[INK is typing…]

Ink: Done! Welcome to the UnderChat, SLEEPRLUVR!

SLEEPRLUVR: …i’m going to need a lot of coffee for this, aren’t I?

FunkN’Fresh: forget coffee, maaaaan. get some soda in yer veins, get the funky fresh groove goin’!

GlitchBitch: Or you could just log off and get back to your irrelevant existence. Just saying.

SLEEPRLUVR: …i’m starting to think leaving this group would be the sanest option.

Fell2cool4school: too late for that, buddy. you're one of us now. welcome to the madness.

     You sat on your bed, legs crossed beneath you, staring at the screen with a mixture of bewilderment and curiosity. That was... ermmm, certainly an experience. These people seemed like some serious kinnies or something. You hadn't seen roleplayers this deep in character since the wild days of Danganronpa Kokichi Tumblr drama. You gnawed at the inside of your cheek, debating your next move. You had things to do in the morning, so maybe it would be smart to just get some sleep. But then again—shouldn’t you figure out which AU to be? They didn’t even give you a proper list of what was available!

     You could at least deduce a few things. Obviously, GlitchBitch was the Error Sans of the group, with his snarky, broken-text vibes. Ink was, well, Ink, and FunkN’Fresh was soo stereotypically hippie, it was a dead giveaway who he was supposed to be. But who else was in this group—this "UnderChat" as Ink called it? And how were you supposed to see these profiles they mentioned? The whole thing was making your head spin, trying to figure it out.

     Still, as you finally set your phone down and pulled your covers over you, you couldn't help but feel a small smile tugging at the corners of your lips. Yeah, it was weird—being added to some mysterious group chat by what seemed like over-enthusiastic roleplayers—but there was something almost... nostalgic about it. It had been a while since you just sat back and played pretend, no matter how weird the scenario... or old the fandom was.

     Maybe tomorrow you’d hit up the Undertale Wiki and find a cool AU to rp as. After all, if you were going to be stuck here, you might as well have some fun with it.

* A/N: uhm, this was written for ao3 and crossposted on quotev and now we're here. it looks best, imo, on quotev because it comes with extra media!! but im here because ppl can send asks n stuff for extra content of the skellies. please reblog or comment , it helps my motivation

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Bill Cipher fucking GETS Tenna.jpg

Or: Tenna gets scammed (AGAIN)

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he's so pearl (2022) to me

+extra that i got lazy with

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do you think he knows?

sequal to this

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grandpa you cant keep doing this... your poor hips 😭😭😭

edit: bill is also haveing Feelings

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He’s like a feral house cat to me

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Dust having a migraine cause my head hurty and this brings me some comfort

Also this

I think they'd make pillow forts all the time, the only problem is with Horror being so big Error and Nightmare can't fit in the fort (but dw they probably made there own in NMs study <3)

Dust belongs to Ask-Dusttale

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

Cross belongs to JakeiArtwork

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AHHHH I FORGOT TO POST THESE