#thumb wrestling federation

[crossoverquest]

Adam: Have at thee- *Takes a crowbar to the knee* AH, MY FUCKING KNEES!

Alastor: Get crowbarred, bitch!

Mireille: Thanks for the crowbar, Mugsy.

Adam: Mugsy, what the fuck?

Mugsy: I don’t know. I’m bored.

[ghostlykimiboo]

Human TWF: Hometown Huck

A country hunk that has a heart of gold for those he protects and respects, but can be tough and confident in the ring.

[amyfevernight]

here have a dumb twf post haha wheee

kind of inspired by @crossoverquest Big Time: ‘Ey, Rolf, where are ya- Rolf: ...I messed up.  Big Time: ...Okay, what did you do. Rolf: Promise you’re not gonna say anything. Big Time: That all depends on what you did. So what did you do. Rolf: Well, uh...as you know, I...kind of...sorta...fell for someone. Like...i kinda...love them. A lot. Big Time: Mhm... Rolf: It’s a Dextera... Big Time: Oh, yeah, you messed up with that. But uh, you seem more nervous? Like worst Senator Skull can do is yell at you...Like, i guess you mean you like Mindy or Wasabi? Rolf: ...Nope.  Big Time: Wait...you mean...Oh. Oh NO. Is that why Sour’s been so angry lately?! Because you fell for his sister? Rolf: YEAH I KINDA MESSED UP. HE FOUND MY DIARY AND READ IT. Big Time: Yeah, uh...quick question, what do you want on your tombstone when Sour eventually gets you?

[alliepeachfan]

Day 13: Rosa as Belle

Hopefully; this fanchild featured will find her own love worthy of the storybooks! Here's my Thumb Wrestling Federation fanchild; Rosa as Belle!

[good-ira]

Saw you on the comments of a post and I had to say, Incredibly based pfp, I loved the show and the silly flash game of it when I was a wee child

Yes! Thank you for saying so! He was always my favorite character I loved his silly hypnosis gimmick. Also when I first made this blog I came to identify strongly with his switching from Evil to Good. I’m glad people enjoyed that series and game as much as I did!

[your-favorite-in-jail]

Bucks Gazillion from Thumb Wrestling Federation is going to jail!

Bucks Gazillion from Thumb Wrestling Federation is going to jail for illegal imprisonment of animals

[kirlias452]

Thumb Wrestling Federation AU in which everything is the same, except that every wrestler who is (or, in Evil Ira's case, was) a Dextera in canon is (or in Evil Ira's counterpart's case, was) a Sinistra, and every wrestler who is a Sinistra is a Dextera! (Apart from the championships, though, every match still has the same outcome it did in canon.)

Huh neat idea lol

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Kraglin: Alright, Cosmo! No more dirty tricks!

[Cosmo holds up a mop and a full mop bucket with her psychic powers.]

Cosmo: How about a clean trick?

[bbu-fan-blog]

A random female Bellhop in the Shelby Hotel: Attention, please, Billie! Billie, please report to the front lobby; your sword is being stolen by giant slugs.

Billie: YOU ASKED FOR IT, SLUGS! NOW THIS IS PERSONAL!

Darn you, slugs!

[kylepleasestop]

Blue: Attention, please, Cure Earl! Cure Earl, please report to the Eiffel Tower. The 10 arrondissement of Paris is being stolen by Noh Mask wearing Choiarks.

Cure Earl: YOU ASKED FOR IT, CHOIARKS!

Cure Katyusha: Now this is personal!

[wakandamama]

You ain't raise the Federal minimum wage.

You ain't erase student debt

You didn't place rent or interest caps

You didn't protect affirmative action and positions of Diversity and Inclusion at a federal level

You didn't protect our rights as citizens to our personal bodily autonomy

You didn't protect People of Color

You didn't respect and act accordingly to tribal treaties with MULTIPLE Native American tribes.

You allowed the 90% complete erasure of the separation of Church and State violating MILLIONS of citizens religious and cultural freedom rights

You allowed, as defined by both domestic and global law, cruel acts of inhumanity against immigrants, refugees, and minority citizens of this country. At federal, state, and local levels

You allowed those immigrants interment camps to remain

You allowed further millions of Americans to die from a public health crisis

You allowed further degradation of our already fragile and corrupt systems of regulations for the things we need to have in order to survive and provide for our familes

You allowed the continued progress of militarized police brutality and the devaluing of justice

You allowed the economy to turn to absolute shit for anyone not a fucking millionare

You are ACTIVELY FUNDING AND BACK MULTIPLE GENOCIDE THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING WANT TO DO!!!

You are ACTIVELY ALLOWING THE ESTABLISHMENT OF DOMESTIC MILITARIZED FASCISM AGAINST AMERICAN CITIZENS

You are ACTIVELY ALLOWING THE POWER OF VOTING TO BE RENDERED NEAR NULL AND VOID BY IGNORING AND NOT FEDERAL BANNING ACTS OF GERRYMANDERING

You are ACTIVELY AVOIDING THE REASONABLE MEASURES THAT NEED TO HAPPEN AT A NATIONAL LEVEL TO PREVENT OUR PLANT FROM BEING UNHABITABLE IN 40 YEARS

Every campaign promise you declared, has failed. Spectacularly and Exponentially, fallen on your face, failed to accomplish. To the point you have grossly lied and coved up most of atrocities and violations of citizens rights, then have the nerve to gaslight the nation as evidence is live streamed to us.

This statement covers more than either of those two old white privilege fucks about to thumb wrestle over whose turn is it to helm the final stage of America's fascism. This about all the politicians in Congress, in State Houses, in Mayors Office, who fill their pockets, lie, and sell out the citizens that trusted them to do the right thing. To actually want to improve our nation and communities for the longevity of our nation.

And for any blue or red coated muthafucka wearing the white glazed goggles of white supremacy wants to argue me bout "lesser of two evil" as the Black ass and Indigenous ass daughter of a man who march in the Million Man March and has been protesting since shes was 11 please fuck all the way off.

[crossoverquest]

Hop to Captain Carpal: So you want revenge on my brother Leon for beating Alain?

Captain Carpal: I’m afraid he did more than that…

[ghostlykimiboo]

Human TWF: Vini Vidi Victory

An iconic leader in TWF history that rules with a charismatic golden heart over the Mighty Dexteras.

[crossoverquest]

One fight later…

Rolf: Aaaagh! AAAAAaaaaaa…!

Itsy Bitsy: What the hell?

Mugsy: Rolf, where the hell are you going?

Rolf, flying through the air: I DON’T KNOW!

Sickly Sour: You gravity defying son of a bitch! GET BACK HERE!

here have a dumb twf post haha wheee

kind of inspired by @crossoverquest Big Time: ‘Ey, Rolf, where are ya- Rolf: …I messed up.  Big Time: …Okay, what did you do. Rolf: Promise you’re not gonna say anything. Big Time: That all depends on what you did. So what did you do. Rolf: Well, uh…as you know, I…kind of…sorta…fell for someone. Like…i kinda…love them. A lot. Big Time: Mhm… Rolf: It’s a Dextera… Big Time: Oh, yeah, you messed up with that. But uh, you seem more nervous? Like worst Senator Skull can do is yell at you…Like, i guess you mean you like Mindy or Wasabi? Rolf: …Nope.  Big Time: Wait…you mean…Oh. Oh NO. Is that why Sour’s been so angry lately?! Because you fell for his sister? Rolf: YEAH I KINDA MESSED UP. HE FOUND MY DIARY AND READ IT. Big Time: Yeah, uh…quick question, what do you want on your tombstone when Sour eventually gets you?

[carrefxur]

Day 9: Lend an Ear (FFXIV Writing Challenge 2024)

"...when at the last possible second, I sent th' bastard crashing t'the mat while th' crowd erupted in celebration!"

"Mhm...thrilling."

The healer hummed faintly, having finished cutting up the proper portions of ginger, peppermint, and feverfew. Arliene placed them into the teabag - enough for the patient and herself. Her jaw was still sore from her fight in the arena against the Dazkar man the previous night; covering up the bruising and small cuts with make-up and bandages as needed.

"Yer not listenin'..." The Roegadyn whined, a pugilist known as Swift River. He took the cup in one hand, about to down it in a single gulp when Arliene held a hand up.

"Let it set first. You won't feel any better otherwise." She commands, dipping her own teabag in the hot water. The cups were made from high quality jade in Yanxia, depicting the One River on the exterior. "You said last time it was a flurry of blows where your opponent eventually fell. Also, somehow they changed from being a fellow Roegadyn to a voidsent who managed to gain independence and runs a thriving wrestling federation?"

"I, uh..." Swift River gawks, taken aback. "I-I just got me stories mixed up, that's all!" He stammers in reply.

"Maybe." Arliene laughs softly, trying to ignore the lingering headache and throbbing pain in the back of her skull. "For what it's worth, they are genuinely thrilling tales! When you retire, you ought to pursue a career in oration."

"Heh, well, they'll 'ave t'scrape me bleedin' corpse off th' mat a'fore I give up me fightin' days." He runs a thumb over the bridge of his nose, giving the Ishgardian a cocky grin.

"I pray it does not come to that - I fear I haven't found the herbal remedy for reviving the dead just yet."

Raucous laughter fills the air from both parties, followed by a comfortable silence.

"Thanks fer listenin' Arliene." He takes the cup once more, sipping. "Not bad."

"Of course." She smiles. "Go give them hell, champ."

[grantgfan]

Ellie, do you watch Thumb Wrestling Federation?

Ellie: i have