#incorrect thumb wrestling federation quotes

[crossoverquest]

Adam: Have at thee- *Takes a crowbar to the knee* AH, MY FUCKING KNEES!

Alastor: Get crowbarred, bitch!

Mireille: Thanks for the crowbar, Mugsy.

Adam: Mugsy, what the fuck?

Mugsy: I don’t know. I’m bored.

[crossoverquest]

One fight later…

Rolf: Aaaagh! AAAAAaaaaaa…!

Itsy Bitsy: What the hell?

Mugsy: Rolf, where the hell are you going?

Rolf, flying through the air: I DON’T KNOW!

Sickly Sour: You gravity defying son of a bitch! GET BACK HERE!

here have a dumb twf post haha wheee

kind of inspired by @crossoverquest Big Time: ‘Ey, Rolf, where are ya- Rolf: …I messed up.  Big Time: …Okay, what did you do. Rolf: Promise you’re not gonna say anything. Big Time: That all depends on what you did. So what did you do. Rolf: Well, uh…as you know, I…kind of…sorta…fell for someone. Like…i kinda…love them. A lot. Big Time: Mhm… Rolf: It’s a Dextera… Big Time: Oh, yeah, you messed up with that. But uh, you seem more nervous? Like worst Senator Skull can do is yell at you…Like, i guess you mean you like Mindy or Wasabi? Rolf: …Nope.  Big Time: Wait…you mean…Oh. Oh NO. Is that why Sour’s been so angry lately?! Because you fell for his sister? Rolf: YEAH I KINDA MESSED UP. HE FOUND MY DIARY AND READ IT. Big Time: Yeah, uh…quick question, what do you want on your tombstone when Sour eventually gets you?

[incorrectgotgquotes]

Kraglin: Alright, Cosmo! No more dirty tricks!

[Cosmo holds up a mop and a full mop bucket with her psychic powers.]

Cosmo: How about a clean trick?

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Kord: Ugh, what’s that smell?

The Emperor: It is the smell of your doom!

Kord: What?

Pronto: My doom smells like Stinky and Whiff?

[bbu-fan-blog]

A random female Bellhop in the Shelby Hotel: Attention, please, Billie! Billie, please report to the front lobby; your sword is being stolen by giant slugs.

Billie: YOU ASKED FOR IT, SLUGS! NOW THIS IS PERSONAL!

Darn you, slugs!

[thepowerposter]

Big Star: (holds up a net) Firmly grasp it in your hand. (puts it on Ouch's hand, but the net falls) Firmly grasp it. (the net falls again) Firmly grasp it! (rams it through Ouch's hand)

Ouch: (lets out a muffled scream of pain)

Big Star: That ought to do it.

[crossoverquest]

Cleat: Isn’t it a little embarrassing to get beaten up by a sea cucumber?

Goh: Have you ever been hit by the Cuvierian tubules of a Pyukumuku? I could arrange it for you.

[crossoverquest]

Opal: This is the last time you make me out a fool, Mugsy Thumbscrew. You wanna play me hard?

Raihan: Phrasing.

Mugsy: You know I do.

Opal: Well then you'd better nut up…

Raihan: Phrasing!

Opal: …Because I've swallowed just about as much as I can take from you!

Raihan: Hey! Phrasing!

[crossoverquest]

Location: Somewhere in Reno, Nevada

Leon: Being here, it’s hard not to think about that night…

Pei Pei: You came!

Leon: Pei Pei…

Daddy Dearest: Pei Pei, my daughter, and I were kinda worried you might not.

Leon: Huh? Of course I came!

Girlfriend, not entirely believing her ears: Uh, phrasing?

[crossoverquest]

Masuko: Is Bucks as strong as he purports, or is it based on his support? He’d be powerless without his old friend Steve~

Bucks: Oh, please…

Masuko to Tatiana: And here’s the sugar on the cream: He asked me to join his team! I said no, and now he’s pissy; that’s the tea!

[crossoverquest]

Tatiana: And now it’s time for the face off.

Bucks: What does that mean? Do I get to compete with someone else?

Tatiana: No, it’s like I said: Face…

*Tatiana takes out her clock swords.*

Tatiana: …Off.

[crossoverquest]

The Big Time to Judge Doom: You’re headed for a fall, your dishonor.

Judge Doom: How exactly?

The Big Time: Undead cartoon villains have yam sacks, right?

[crossoverquest]

Captain Carpal to Lucy: Ye can’t put a price on Polly, and I won’t forgive that thieving bilge rat Luxor for kidnapping him!

*Lucy grabs Captain Carpal’s throat.*

Lucy to Captain Carpal: LISTEN, YOU BLACK BEARDED CRETIN! LUXOR AND HIS LOT HAVE BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE, DRIVING ME CRAZY, AND YOU’RE NOT GONNA FORGIVE HIM HIS TRESPASSES ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID PARROT!?

*Polly is escorted to the scene by Abigail, which prompts Lucy to let go of Captain Carpal.*

Abigail: Is this your parrot, Captain?

Captain Carpal: Polly! Oh, Polly, I'll never lose you again.

Lucy: So, this is Polly?

Polly: Squawk! I've been under Captain Carpal’s command for a long time, Lowe.

Lucy: So, if Luxor never stole Polly, we can be friends again, right?

Captain Carpal: Aye, Lucy, just let Polly and I have our privacy.

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @amyfevernight

Senator Skull’s Skeletal Council Meeting

Kabaton: It’s not my fault! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Battamonda: Yes, it is! You wanted the sodding Matcha Frappuccino, you dingus!

Cactus Jeff: No, remember? I wanted the Matcha Frappe, he wanted the Double Frappe!

Huck: All of you, cut the Bull-Frappe, blame Bucks, and, like, keep running!

Bucks: I didn’t mean to break it, Senator! I just sneezed, I swear!

Senator Skull, furiously: And I’m gonna finish breaking it over your god damn heads! YOU DON’T COME BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS COFFEE!

James, who entered the scene with a cannon: I am also contributing!

[crossoverquest]

Location: Somewhere in Miami

Sheeta to Dexter: Hey, pal, watch where you're going!

Dexter: Eh. Alright there. Take my advice and get outta here. There's something really bad in PortMiami. You just don't wanna go in there.

Sheeta: Calm down. Now, just calm down and tell me what's the matter.

Dexter: Right. Ok, it all started about two days ago...

Tom: I..it was us and our parents’ friends. We were havin a cup of tea. The next thing we know, Mr. Goatetsky was gone.

Dexter: We couldn't find him! We thought: “Ah, maybe he's just gone off, ya know, do a bit of shopping or something.” He never came back.

Tom: Travis was next. He was just walking along, minding his own buisness, so I stood there and I said "Hey, Travis! How'ya doin there, like, mate?" And he waved over…

Dexter: And that was it. This thing came out of the water, and I thought to myself: “Oh no. Oh, oh, I’m getting me and Tom out of this!", and when we came out, cause I thought it was all clear, my friends were gone. Our mother Yae left us behind in her haste. We’re outta here. You can do what you like.

Tom: Wasabi’s up there if you can be arsed to find her. See ya.

[crossoverquest]

For @geckosquid, @bergeronprocess, @boymagicalgirl, @neopolitansworld, and @amyfevernight

Prelude to the TWF Sweet 16 Tournament: Part 1

Hometown Huck: Wouldn't exactly say it's nice to see you again.

Bucks, crossly: Bite me.

Huck: I'd rather bite the dust.

Bucks: Good. I'll kick some up for you.