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[waterfire1848]

Clark: Wait. The kids already told you this?? Bruce: What?! The kids say insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?! Tim, who hasn't slept in three days: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government. Bruce: See?!?!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Draco: Seriously, Potter, how many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Harry: Oh, I’m the only one that matters, Malfoy. See, you messed with my friends, and now I’m going to fuck you

Everyone: …

Ron: It’s “fuck you up,” Harry

Harry: Wait, what did I say?

[dragonflavoredcake]

Iskall: Wait, you knew about Real Life ages ago and didn't tell me?

Mumbo: What? Grian says insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know that one was true?!

Grian, in the distance: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Mumbo: SEE?!

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Derek: Wait. You’re inviting me over? Absolutely! I’ll be there in an hour.

Derek: My friends want to see me! Take that depression!!

[harringroveera]

The Byers’ fight scene just got so much more interesting

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

(When Phoebe comes out to her family)

Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

[alien-slushie]

All For One: Okay Seriously, how many Heros do I have to fight?!

All Might: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my successor and now I'm going to f*ck you!

All For One: ...

Deku: ...

Eraserhead: ....

Endeavor: ...

Nezu: ....

Present Mic: 🤨

Midnight: Well this just got interesting!

Deku, quietly: Its "F*ck you up", All Might.

All Might: Wait, what did I say?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: I know everything about these motherfuckers at this point.

April, pointing at Renet: That one is an insecure buffoon who’s lonely ass watches you idiots sleep.

April, pointing at Mona Lisa: The lieutenant is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else’s problems except her own.

April, pointing at Karai: This one judges everyone and anything because she hates herself.

April, pointing at Shinigami: And Shinigami? You don’t even want to know what her deal is.

[terry-perry]

Y/N: I know everything about these motherfuckers at this point.

*points to Loki* That one is an insecure buffoon whose lonely ass watches you idiots sleep.

Loki: …

Y/N: *points to Sam* Wilson is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everybody else’s problems except his own.

Sam: What?! No - I - what? PFFT! No…

Y/N: *points to Bucky* This one judges everyone and everything because he hates himself.

Bucky: *growls*

Y/N: And Wanda?

Wanda: *stares Y/N down*

Y/N: Yeah…you don’t even wanna know what her deal is.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Antinous: Okay, seriously! How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Odysseus: Ohh, I’m the only one that matters. See, you messed with my son and wife, and now, I am going to FUCK YOU!

Suitors:

Hermes: Well this just got interesting.

Telemachus: It’s fuck you up, father.

Odysseus: Wait, what did I say?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I know everything about these motherfuckers at this point.

pointing at Derek: That one is an insecure buffoon who’s lonely ass watches you idiots sleep.

pointing at Scott: Scott is a bleeding heart who wants to solve everyone else’s problems except his own.

pointing at Peter This one judges everyone and anything because he hates himself.

pointing at Deucalion: And Deucalion? You don’t even want to know what his deal is.

[waterfire1848]

Bruce: Wait. You’re inviting me over? Absolutley! I’ll be there in an hour.

Bruce: My children want to see me! Take that depression!

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Salem: How many of you freaks do I have to fight?

Tai: Oh I'm the only one that matters. You messed with my daughters. So now, I'm going to fuck you!

Everyone:...

Qrow: Well this just got interesting.

Yang: It's "fuck you up," dad.

Tai: Wait, what did I say?

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Pokey: One of the sniggles is being weird

Wiggly: You mean Snigglette

Pokey: They have names?!

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Nogitsune: Okay, how many of the pack bitches do I have to fight?!

Stiles: I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my son, and now I am going to FUCK YOU!

Derek:...

Scott:...

Peter:...

Allison:...

Jackson:...

Lydia:...

Chris:...

Noah:...

Liam:..

Harris: Well, this just got interesting.

Eli: It's "fuck you up," Dad.

Stiles: Wait, what did I say?

[sweetpeaches666]

Bumblebee: You?! Judging me?! You're the most hated person in all of the universe!

Megatron: Well, Optimus certainly didn't hate what I had to offered. Or Elita. Bow-chica-bow-bow!!!

Bumblebee: I'll fragging end you!!!