#Gary Grooberson

[incorrectghostbustersquotes1984]

(When Phoebe comes out to her family)

Gary: You like girls? So do I! We have so much in common!

[dantorrance-moved]

GHOSTBUSTERS: FROZEN EMPIRE (2024)

[khakirnelm]

From an incorrect quote generator

If Melody was a human tho

Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody: Oh! B positive. Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody:

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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Phoebe: Phoebe: fsh

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Phoebe: So what's for dinner? Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no." Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf... Phoebe: Goblin it is.

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Trevor: My head hurts. Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Phoebe: *types in Melody* Computer: Your password is too weak. Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs? Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS?? Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Phoebe: Why are you on fire? Melody: This is just how my day is going.

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Podcast: Change is inedible.

Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?

Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Callie: What's that?

Phoebe: Remorse code.

Callie: I'm even angrier now.

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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.

Melody: *exists*

Phoebe: Shit.

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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?

Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-

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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Phoebe:

Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.

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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Phoebe: I will politely decline.

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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!! Phoebe: you mean an idea..? Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!

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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Trevor: You need to stop.

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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said? Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gary: I got distracted about halfway through. Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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If Melody was a human, again

Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot. Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Callie: You did WHAT– Phoebe: William Snakepeare

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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Lucky: What? Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Callie: You would eat yourself? Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melody: It was me... Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[archerygun]

Watching Gary and Phoebe interact in Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is so funny because they’re obviously very close but neither of them has the required social skills to maintain a conversation with the other.

(Love their little facial expressions at each other though top tier dynamic).

[not-mary-sue]

Frozen Empire's got it all:

Doomed love

Self-shippable blond boy

Peck!

Mysterious object

Dumb outsider

Step dad subplot

AND

Janine in uniform

[wizardryplanet]

Since it’s Halloween season I’m obviously on theme with my current hyperfixation: ghostbusters so I rewatched and “ranked” the movies.

I’m currently rewatching the show but my ranking is only the movies so it doesn’t count bc I said so

[inevitablemoment]

OH MY GOD THE GHOSTBUSTERS FROZEN EMPIRE TRAILER DROPPED! IT LOOKS SO AMAZING!

Just some quick thoughts:

I want Callie to deck Dickless in the face. Make your daddy proud.

THEY'RE ALL BACK! MY SPENGLERS!

"Overruled." "Sustained. "... Thank you." I hope we see more of Gary bonding with Trevor in this film because just this little piece makes me smile.

Ray is in his element here.

LUCKY'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't wait to meet Lars (and I really hope nothing bad happens to him)

LET MY RAY INFODUMP!

WINSTON! PETER! OH MY GOD!

JANINE! JANINE! JANINE!

"Melnitz in uniform!" We love it. She somehow looks so cute and so badass.

We're back in the library!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love our little Spenglerson moment, they're just so cute! (I'm still crossing my fingers for that baby)

Wait a minute...

FUCKING SLIMER! HE'S BACK!

Poor Trevor...

Anyway, I already have so many ideas for what I want to do when I get to this point in my Cathleen Lives AU. And funny thing, I was thinking about how I want to rewatch the series before this movie came out, and how we probably weren't getting the full trailer until the Super Bowl last night!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N slides up to Phoebe at her work bench...

Y/N: are you hydrogen? Because you're number one of my table

Phoebe: I wish I was adenine so I could get paired with U.

Y/N: well...Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.

Phoebe: do you feel that bond between us? It must be a covalent bond.

Gary and Callie watch the two from the kitchen...

Gary: aww...I only understand half of what they're saying but it sounds cute.

Callie just rolls her eyes and laughs...

[righthandedleftturn]

Ghostbusters

[janegon-forever]

Empire Magazine March 2024 Issue Covers for Ghostbusters Frozen Empire

[soot-in-a-box]

i aint afraid of no ghost

(my piece for the ghostbusters zine organized by the wonderful @5555-2368 !)

[kryptonianheroao3]

Checkmatch fic where Garraka successfully pulled Phoebe’s spirit from her body before being defeated in the Firehouse, leaving Phoebe’s spirit removed from her body whilst her physical body remains ‘alive’, but not indefinitely.

Melody now can’t move on, not until she gets Phoebe back in her body. She feels like she owes it to her and the family, but as the two grow closer, they both can’t help but wish it didn’t have to end and when Lars finally comes up with a way to rejoin Phoebe’s spirit to her body, she has to make a choice.

Remain a ghost and let her body die so she can be with Melody forever, or return to the living and say goodbye to the girl she loves.

[totallyspengler]

this is fucking beautiful

[hollaback--girl]

more incorrect quotes from ghostbusters because I see that you really liked the ones I uploaded before

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Trevor: Are you busy?

Phoebe: Yes.

Trevor: Cool, listen to this.

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Podcast, texting Gary: *sends a voice message*

Gary, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Podcast: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Gary: *presses play*

Podcast's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Trevor: So, what’s Lucky's type?

Phoebe: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, cars lover.

Trevor: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Phoebe: Did I mention oblivious?

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Lucky: Where are you going?

Trevor: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn't get me one!

Lucky: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!

Gary, knowing full well that Lucky got Trevor an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*

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Podcast: What's your greatest fear?

Phoebe: Being forgotten.

Podcast: ...

Podcast: Damn, that's deep.

Podcast: Mine is the Kool Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

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Trevor: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?

Gary: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Podcast: Look guys, I need help.

Lucky: Love help?

Phoebe: Financial help?

Gary: Emotional help?

Melody: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Melody*

Melody: What?

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Phoebe: This bloodline ends with me.

Lucky: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".

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Gary: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Callie: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Gary:

Callie: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Podcast: We know what you meant.

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Trevor: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Melody: We're chopsticks!

Trevor: Well... that's cute!

Trevor: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Phoebe: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

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Gary: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?

Lucky: Take them!

Melody: Punch them in the neck!

Callie: Say thank you!

Trevor: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!

Gary: …

Gary: No.

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Slimer would be disappointed in that last one 😔

[possessedramblings]

Heeeyy Ghostbusters Fandom

I got a question.

What do we all think ectoplasm taste like? I mean, poor Venkman and Trevor went through it, and we never really get to know how it tastes.

Thoughts?

[justacosplayerlol]

ghostbusters comic but it’s just a single panel of Gary