#crossoverquest

[crossoverquest]

Alastor: Yo, what is currently occurring, Home Incisions? (Yo, what’s happening, home slice?) Dialogue toward your maternal caregiver. (Word to your mother.) Welcome to my infant bedding structure. (Welcome to my crib.) Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be propelling projectiles into peoples’ posteriors. (Today’s activities in the Hazbin Hotel are gonna be poppin’ caps in asses.) West Side, female canines! (West Side, bitches!)

Vaggie: Wow, just- just wow.

Ohana: I literally felt myself die inside.

[incorrectnostraightroads]

DJSS: Peasant…

Sayu: Yes, I am pleasant!

[lover-of-skellies]

I saw what you got when you turned your Tumblr page’s URL into a Pokémon. What’s your response to my calling it Alolan Bronzor? It made me think of a Skull And Crossbones Flag and pirates in turn.

I,, don't know too much about Pokémon in general tbh, but you could call it whatever you want, really. I don't particularly mind, either way

[crystalelemental]

I disagree with your take on Alain; that he beat Ash in the Lumiose Conference and got eliminated from the Masters 8 before he could avenge himself are two injustices on my already wounded soul.

I mean, fair enough. In the case of the Kalos finale, I get being annoyed by it, it just doesn't bother me personally. Viewing order could play a factor; after six regions you'd get tired of it always ending in a loss. The Masters 8 situations...I haven't even watched that fight, and I do get why people would want the grudge match, but I do understand why they opted for Leon Sweep. It's a classic trope, setting up the previous main challenge to get stomped by the new one to show how far the power scaling has gone, and Leon is, as far as I'm aware, the only person aside from Iris in the top 8 that Ash had battled seriously to that point. It may not be narratively satisfying, but I do get what they were trying to do.

[kylepleasestop]

Blue: Attention, please, Cure Earl! Cure Earl, please report to the Eiffel Tower. The 10 arrondissement of Paris is being stolen by Noh Mask wearing Choiarks.

Cure Earl: YOU ASKED FOR IT, CHOIARKS!

Cure Katyusha: Now this is personal!

[crossoverquest]

Husk: You two would never have lasted in Heaven.

Charlie: Why is Angel in a cage?

Alastor: He propositioned me.

[zukoromantic]

What does the Real SKS hashtag mean?

Oh, my apologies!! sks is just a type od keyboard smash thing i do. Like sksksks it's like a laugh thing. And the "real" was just to say that i agree with the post, that i think it's in character

If the "sks" type of typing squicks you out, i'll delete it no problem!!

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

Alain: *rushing into Wyndon’s Pokémon Center* Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Diantha: Y-You were putting it in cold water?

Leon: Alain. Answer the question, Alain.

Alain: Yeah. I thought for, like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason.

Barry: You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Hop: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Barry: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Kabu: It takes less than a minute!

Opal: Kabu, is your stovetop powered by the sodding sun!?

Kabu: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Opal: Like, seven minutes!

Kabu: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in, like, two minutes; less than that and you use a saucepan…

Raihan: *crying* You’re putting the whole mug on the stove on medium heat? Your stove is enchanted!

Friede: Every single person in this conversation is a raving lunatic…

Gloria: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A SODDING KETTLE?

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

(Juro is watching Kara play Dejarik against Chopper.)

Kara: To think I put my plan through the painstaking process of proving its prowess…

Chopper: (You're giving me a pain but I can't say where because Juro’s watching us!)

[crossoverquest]

@regaliasonata, you brought this incorrect quote upon yourself.

*Anubis is in his office; he was in the middle of packing a suitcase when Kat walked in.*

Kat: Uh, Commander, where are you going?

Anubis: To the MidWinter Frolic Convention in Altura- Where do you think I’m going? I’m going to Pikarigaoka.

I just know he's busy getting residuals at every furry convention, dude gets thrown in for guest appearances all the time 😭

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli: What charity are you supporting, Uncle Jimmo?

Jimmo: The Charity to Get My Nephew Will Back.

[crossoverquest]

Alpha Hydranoid’s Right Head: Three strikes and you’re dead, Lute.

Lute: I only need two strikes to cut one of your heads off.

Alpha Hydranoid’s Left Head: You know what?

Alpha Hydranoid’s Middle Head: That was strike three.

[incorrectnostraightroads]

Zuke: If you like to fight dirty, Kliff, then maybe I’ll show you how we fight dirty on the rock music scene!

Kliff: You don’t know how to fight dirty like a rockstar.

DK West: I fight dirty like a-

Kliff: STOP IT, WEST! I’m gonna stop you RIGHT there, you Shrek expy!

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

The Auditor: It’s over, Hank! I’ve dreamed of nothing else for 17 years!

Uzi, to Luz: Boy, does he need a hobby…

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[amyfevernight]

here have a dumb twf post haha wheee

kind of inspired by @crossoverquest Big Time: ‘Ey, Rolf, where are ya- Rolf: ...I messed up.  Big Time: ...Okay, what did you do. Rolf: Promise you’re not gonna say anything. Big Time: That all depends on what you did. So what did you do. Rolf: Well, uh...as you know, I...kind of...sorta...fell for someone. Like...i kinda...love them. A lot. Big Time: Mhm... Rolf: It’s a Dextera... Big Time: Oh, yeah, you messed up with that. But uh, you seem more nervous? Like worst Senator Skull can do is yell at you...Like, i guess you mean you like Mindy or Wasabi? Rolf: ...Nope.  Big Time: Wait...you mean...Oh. Oh NO. Is that why Sour’s been so angry lately?! Because you fell for his sister? Rolf: YEAH I KINDA MESSED UP. HE FOUND MY DIARY AND READ IT. Big Time: Yeah, uh...quick question, what do you want on your tombstone when Sour eventually gets you?

[crashong]

Here’s an idea for part 3 of Star Wars: The Clone Wars with unessacary censorship, assuming you’re doing it in the first place.

Cad Bane: Well, now that you mention it, the Seperatists are paying a million credits a head for a ****.

i was not planning on making another one, especially because i finished the other two back in august and i’m in school right now, but now that someone’s mentioned it perhaps i will do a third😏

although i probably won’t start it until february because i do have finals at the end of this month for three of my classes but i think i shall make clone wars but with unecessary censorship part 3😎