#source: class of 09

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie, about Stockman: We're going to get murdered! We're going to get murdered by a guy who does not know how to tie his fucking shoes! Raph: Well, at least he can't torture us. Can't tie a rope either.

[horror-lady00]

Wednesday: You brought the supplies?

Enid: Yeah! Here's everything we need to... YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK POISON!?

Wednesday: Yes. What else is baking soda for?

Enid: I don't know!? BAKING!!?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Mu Qing: Bitch, give me a fry.

Feng Xin: Uh, how do we ask?

Mu Qing: Bitch, please give me a fry.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: I’m a whore for the cheesy biscuits

Stan: You say you’re a whore for everything

Bev: Oh yeah? Like what?

Stan: Bottled water, massages, internet, Burt’s Bees, Wendy’s french fries, percocet, American Spirits, Blink 182…

Bev: We need to hang out less

[coffeeandjuice]

Peter: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK CRACK???

Wade: Yeah? What else is baking soda for?

Peter: I DONT KNOW, BAKING?

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Why can’t we use MySpace?

Lizzy: It’s not an educational website.

Uzi: I learned how to break into a car on MySpace, how is that not educational?

[vaggietheangel]

Charlie:Do you two have...thoughts and feelings for eachother?

Angel:Uh I think Husk is grumpy

Husk:And I feel like Angel is getting on my last nerve.

Charlie:Not quiet what I was looking for. It seems like any time one of you gets into trouble, your always together. Is there something between the two of you that you may not realise?

Husk:What does any of that even mean.

Angel:She's asking if we're gay.

[meanautisticenbian]

Aiden: alright try this first page, sound it out Tom: uh, one… fiss-huh… twoah… fiss-huh… Aiden: are you serious Tom: you picked a hard one on purpose! Aiden: ITS A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FUCKIN DIPSHIT!

[mysteriousdoll]

Haiji: Like gender, age is just another thing on your drivers license.

Hiroko: How do you feel about that, Takaaki? Do you have an ‘I feel’ statement?

Takaaki: I feel like he wants to fuck children.

[artemisfowlcodex]

(Holly and Trouble are talking shit about a certain colleague in the LEP HQ mess hall) Lili Frond, walking in: What are you doing? Sounds like you had a patrol with Chix... (Holly sees that Lili is carrying a carton of fries from Spud's Spud Emporium) Holly: She has Spud's-- Lili, where did you get Spud's?! Lili: Uh... Spud's? Holly, holding out a hand: Bitch, gimmie a fry. Lili, scandalised: Is that how you ask?! Holly, enunciating clearly: Bitch, PLEASE Give Me A Fry. (Lili relents and drops one in Holly's hand)

[incorrect-skylanders-quotes]

Eruptor: (reading) …One… fiss-huh… Twoah fiss-huh…

Spyro: Are you serious?

Eruptor: You picked a hard one on purpose!

Stealth Elf: It’s a Dr. Seuss book you fucking dipshit!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Raph: April, where'd you get McDonald's?

April: ...McDonald's.

Raph: Bitch, gimme a fry.

April: Is that how you ask?

Raph: Bitch, PLEASE gimme a fry.

[incorrectlit]

Verkhovensky: You show every sign of an abuser, and I don’t give a shit. You’re the kind of man who’d choke me goodnight, the kind of man who’d walk in on me cutting and take the razor blade and do it for me! I don’t want a boyfriend to marry, I want a boyfriend who helps me plan my own suicide.

Verkhovensky: You’re that man, Nikolai Vsevolodovich. I need you bad.

Stavrogin: Bitch, you need therapy.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Jiang Yanli: I believe the best course of action is writing a formal apology letter.

Jiang Cheng: Fuck that shit. Do you even know how I got involved with that bitch?

Jiang Yanli: Language!

Jiang Cheng: Do you even know how i got involved with that ho?

Jiang Yanli: ...a little better.

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Ocellus: I don’t have to take this, I’m on the honor roll! Something you’ll never do…

Smolder: Why don’t I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

Ocellus: Are you threatening me?!

Smolder: No, I’m hitting on you. Flash me a titty, bitch.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Lizzy: I’m sorry, did you bring me here to cook CRACK?!

Uzi: Well duh, what else is baking soda for?

Lizzy: I dunno, BAKING?!?!