#source: mas

[mysteriousdoll]

Codotverse Incorrect Jokes the second

I can’t help it, @voiceboss has infected my brain, he’s all I hear. (But fr tho no other Riddler voice sounds right, he’s objectively the right one-)

Jon: Just tell us what yer doin’ so you can go ram your head through someone else’s house!

Edward: He is being an idiot, Jonathan. Kind of like yourself just for asking what Alastor is doing.

Jon: Every time I fight, it just gets worse. This has got to run its course, Ed!

Alastor: ANYWAYS. The plan is to create a tune so loud that I explode!

Edward: Bravo, Alastor. That was stupider than I thought it was going to be.

Jon: Whaddya mean? Like a sonic boom? You can’t achieve that because attempting it alone would rupture your vocal cords.

Jervis: It sounds like you should get a new ambition, Alastor.

Alastor: No, I don’t want a new ambition, I like this one!

Edward: Just let him kill himself, Jervis!

Jon: He can’t even kill himself that way, he would need, at least, 17,000 kilojoules of theoretical energy to even maintain that note.

Alastor: So you’re saying it can be done?

Jon: No.

Alastor: Those are my favorite odds!

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Alastor: Just go! I’m worthless! Leave my house and never come back!

Jon: No!

Edward: What do you mean no?! What’d you do that for?!

Jon: …I dunno- he told me what to do! He’s not the boss!

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Edward: Jonathan, will you tell Joker to shut up?

Jon: Shut the fuck up, Joker, you’re a fucking asshole.

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Jon: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Edward: I’m driving, where else would I sit?

Jon: Trunk.

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Jon: I… think I may have found a project of Oz’ I can get behind doing. Helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people.

Jon, softly, to a dog: I hate people.

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Jon: Would you shut up for a second??

Edward: Would you get an education for a second?

Jon: Shut up! I’m tryna listen-

Edward: To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth breathing.

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Edward: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Harvey: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alastor: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.

Jon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Edward: Oopsie, did you decide you wanted some??

Jon: Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?

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Jon: Look I’m tryna be fuckin’ nice here.

Edward: You know I don’t like spicy food!

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Jervis: If you were to vacuum jello through a metal tube… well, I think that would be a neat noise.

Edward: I beg to differ.

Jervis: Then beg.

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Jervis: You two don’t understand! My Alice and I are meant to be! We’re designated basherts!

Jon: Didju drink a thesaurus this morning? I don’t know what you’re saying…

Edward: Not that we don’t support your little dreams and all, but you’re really annoying us, so we’re gonna go ahead and hit you.

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Waylon: What’re you hosing there, Jonny?

Jon: Jervis won’t leave so I’m spraying him with dirty brown water.

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Edward: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jon: (takes it, drinking all of it)

Jon: It’s perfume.

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Edward: And I was like racking my brain on how someone like this could even exist— and then I found out, he’s from Metropolis.

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Waylon: Don’t feel bad. You were just tryna do somethin’ nice for a friend, and it exploded in your face. Rather spectacularly.

Edward: Everything I do is spectacular. It’s a curse.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Jason, laying on the couch: Do you think that 9/11 happened in the paw patrol universe?

Bruce: Sometimes I wish I hadn't adopted you..

[yeoldenews]

While we’re on the subject of names, is there an explanation for how traditional nicknames came about that are seemingly unrelated to, or have little in common with, the original name?

ie- John/Jack, Richard/Dick, Henry/Harry/Hank, Charles/Chuck, Margaret/Peggy/Daisy, Sarah/Sally, Mary/Molly, Anne/Nan, etc

I am actually over a week into researching a huge follow-up post (probably more than one if I’m being honest) about the history of nickname usage, so I will be going into this in much, much more detail at a hopefully not-so-later date - if I have not lost my mind. (Two days ago I spent three hours chasing down a source lead that turned out to be a typographical error from 1727 that was then quoted in source after source for the next 150 years.)

As a preview though, here’s some info about the names you mentioned:

The origins of a good portion of common English nicknames come down to the simple fact that people really, really like rhyming things. Will 🠞Bill, Rob🠞Bob, Rick🠞Dick, Meg🠞Peg.

It may seem like a weird reason, but how many of you have known an Anna/Hannah-Banana? I exclusively refer to my Mom’s cat as Toes even though her name is Moe (Moesie-Toesies 🠞 Toesies 🠞 Toes).

Jack likely evolved from the use of the Middle English diminutive suffix “-chen” - pronounced (and often spelled) “-kyn” or “kin”. The use of -chen as a diminutive suffix still endures in modern German - as in “liebchen” = sweetheart (lieb “love” + -chen).

John (Jan) 🠞 Jankin 🠞 Jackin 🠞 Jack.

Hank was also originally a nickname for John from the same source. I and J were not distinct letters in English until the 17th Century. “Iankin” would have been nearly indistinguishable in pronunciation from “Hankin” due to H-dropping. It’s believed to have switched over to being a nickname for Henry in early Colonial America due to the English being exposed to the Dutch nickname for Henrik - “Henk”.

Harry is thought to be a remnant of how Henry was pronounced up until the early modern era. The name was introduced to England during the Norman conquest as the French Henri (On-REE). The already muted nasal n was dropped in the English pronunciation. With a lack of standardized spelling, the two names were used interchangeably in records throughout the middle ages. So all the early English King Henrys would have written their name Henry and pronounced it Harry.

Sally and Molly likely developed simply because little kids can’t say R’s or L’s. Mary 🠞 Mawy 🠞 Molly. Sary 🠞 Sawy 🠞 Sally.

Daisy became a nickname for Margaret because in French garden daisies are called marguerites.

Nan for Anne is an example of a very cool linguistic process called rebracketing, where two words that are often said/written together transfer letters/morphemes over time. The English use of “an” instead of “a” before words beginning with vowels is a common cause of rebracketing. For example: the Middle English “an eute” became “a newt”, and “a napron” became “an apron”. In the case of nicknames the use of the archaic possessive “mine” is often the culprit. “Mine Anne” over time became “My Nan” as “mine” fell out of use. Ned and Nell have the same origin.

Oddly enough the word “nickname” is itself a result of rebracketing, from the Middle English “an eke (meaning additional) name”.

I realized earlier this week that my cat (Toe’s sister) also has a rebracketing nickname. Her name is Mina, but I call her Nom Nom - formed by me being very annoying and saying her name a bunch of time in a row - miNAMiNAMiNAM.

Chuck is a very modern (20th century) nickname which I’ll have to get back to you on as I started my research in the 16th century and am only up to the 1810s so far lol.

[eumetopia]

Look at the love we have together!

[opera-ghost]

[unicornblossom13]

Jinu: We are not beaten. Because we have something Gwi-Ma doesn’t.

Romance: Hair.

Baby: A soul.

Abs [points to the coffee mug Mystery holds up]: His coffee mug.

[thoughtssfmdump]

Lovely Dream

[smeezy845]

recent stuff

[dreamings-free]

Louis arriving at Soccer Aid training 12/6/25

[djannell]

RED’S GRILL PARTY

[satonee23]

I keep messing around with SFM, and I wanted to recreate some images, so I did this one -

I will get better at any point, hopefully;;

[friendshipisaddiction]

She doesn't love you anymore

[paninicupcakke]

(NSFW / Suggestive)

Spy: *in a dressing room, trying on a fitted turtleneck & gets his head stuck in the neck hole*

Ugh!

*his phone starts ringing & he answers it*

📞Scout’s Mom: Hi baby.

Spy: Hey, what’s up?

📞SM: Well, I’m getting my hair done, and I was thinking we could go to the movies. How’s that sound?

Spy: Uhhh-

Medic: *bursts into dressing room*

I’m back!

📞SM: …Who is that?

Medic: Ohh, you’re never going to get that big old head in this tiny hole. Here, let me help you.

Spy: Uhh, hold on.

Medic: I’ll hold it open while you put it in, okay?

Spy: Okay.

📞SM: What is he holding?!

Medic: *helping Spy push his head through the shirt hole*

Push it! It’s almost in!

📞SM: What is almost in?!

*Spy & Medic both loudly groan & struggle to finally get the shirt on him properly*

Medic: Ohh it’s so tight.

📞SM: Tight?! The only thing that’s going to be tight, is my foot down your throat! You better answer me!

Spy: *panting from exhaustion*

Medic: Perfect fit!

SM: *angrily hangs up the phone*

(Based off the beginning of this dressing room scene)

[samirafee]

#THE UNFOLDING of WOOD FERN🌿

@samirafee

[lives-in-a-trash-can]

Touille: Talking to Miss Delight while upset and pointing at Catnap He's touching me! He's touching me!

Catnap: Pointing his finger a few inches away from Touille I'm not touching you.

Touille: Getting more angry I SEE YOUR FINGER RIGHT THERE!!!

Catnap: Not touching.

Touille: Miss Delight, can I kill him!?

Catnap: It's free air.

Touille: Licks him in the face

Catnap: Immediately starts to beat Touille up

[tf2-but-incorrect]

Scout: Mommy! Look! I drew you and daddy at school today!!

Scout’s Ma: Hell yeah, fanart.