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Happiness Will Come To You.

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Nico: I am the night, I am death, I am the horrors of the Underworld, I am…

Will: *bundling Nico up in blankets and holding him close*

Nico: …Quite comfortable, actually

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Nico: Look what my dad just sent me from the Underworld!

Will: Your dad sent you a haunted toaster?

Nico: Yeah, and get this, you put in regular old white bread, and…

Will: Wheat toast? How did white bread turn into wheat toast?

Nico: And here’s the other thing, if you put in wheat bread, you get pumpernickel. If you put in pumpernickel, you get blueberry muffins

Will: Ooh, we should try waffles!

Nico: Y’know, Dad said not to use waffles with it…

Will: Why not?

Nico: Something about getting back a toasted human hand? I don’t think we should mess around with it

*Later*

Will: Woah, it really does give you a toasted hand!

Nico: What did I say about not using waffles?!

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Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

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Will: You need to be on something, Nico. Like, you’re cool and all, but you’re like, fucked up

Nico: I’m on a lot of things

Will: I meant other than ambrosia and nectar. I’ll write you a prescription for SSRIs

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I just found this gift card on the ground, if this isn’t a sign of good luck I don’t know what is