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Roy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Robert: *crouches down* Ross: *kneels down* Susie: *sits on the floor* Roy: Roy: I hate all of you.
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Evermore: Ooh- I love your outfit! Carmen: I have a husband. Evermore: girl- Evermore: I LOVE your outfit 💅🏳‍🌈 ~ ☆ Carmen: Carmen: OOOOHHHHH
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Dexter: Sorry if I'm bothering you Patty, performing his autopsy: how the fuck do you keep waking up and saying that
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Lila: I am straight up not "Livin' La Vida Loca" right now.
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Radford: I'm high on boy weed ask me anything John: ? they don't make weed for boys? Radford: oh god what did I just smoke then
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Jack: What does a pregnancy test look like? John: its like a thin piece of plastic with a... thing on the end of it.. Jack: okay so this is definitely a gun John: Woah-!!
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Michelle: Doctor-Patient confidentiality goes both ways. I saw my doctor killing someone on the street and driving off and I'll have to live and die quiet about it.
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Skid: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Roy: That doesn't exist. Skid: Not with that attitude.
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Garcia: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.
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Skid: I’m so excited! Pump: We’re gonna have the best costumes, get the most candy... Skid: And have the biggest stomach aches ever! Pump: YEAH!
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Kevin: Yesterday at Target the cashier said "Your receipt is in the bag" and I responded with "You too." So I've been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I'm slowly coming to terms with it which is cool.
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Skid: *slowly appears* :D Skid: happy Halloween! Roy: Roy: it's not Hallowe- Skid: shutthefuckup
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Lila: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.
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John: YOU BURNED MY HOUSE TO THE GROUND! Ignacio: :3 John: MY FAMILY IS DEAD! WHAT DO I DO?? Ignacio: :3
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Carmen: What's in your hand-- let me see what you have!! Roy, running past: A KNIFE. Carmen: NO!!
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Radford: John has no idea I’m high. John: You’re high? Radford: Oh, I’m sorry. Radford, leaning over to Kevin: John has no idea I’m high.
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Kevin: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger? Rick: ...Do I get to pick the finger?
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