#squid game incorrect quotes

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes

Hwang In-ho: [Praying next to Seong Gi-hun shrine] Oh dear lord, if you see fit to send me my one true love...

[Seong Gi-hun bursts through the ceiling in a cloud of plaster and dust, flailing wildly as he crashes onto the bed with a loud thud.]

Hwang In-ho: [Slowly smirks, barely hiding his amusement] ...Thank you.

[namsu-gyu]

Team 456 incorrect quotes!

Jung-bae: Uh, Dae-ho? Gi-hun is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Dae-ho: What?

Jun-hee : I think they meant, Gi-hun is drowning.

Dae-ho: WHAT?!

*Meanwhile*

Gi-hun: *is drowning*

Young-il : OH MY GOD, GI-HUN! KEEP SWIMMING!

Gi-hun: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*

Young-il : GI-HUN!

[player013]

Ali : In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Sangwoo, turning to Gihun: How tall are you?

[madamefeu]

Myung-Gi: So you guys are in debt just like me?

Thanos: We are nothing like you.

Myung-Gi: Why not?

Nam-Gyu: Because while you’re cosying up to the pregnant lady, we’re gonna get fucked up on molly and make out

[illuminatisalami]

Sae byeok: So, my special interest as a kid was the titanic sinking.

Jiyeong: *laughing* like “I’ll never let go Jack?”

Sae byeok: Yeah i knew everything about the movie and the actual event. Like I had the timeline memorized for a while.

Jiyeong: wait… the titanic is real?!

[chetnothet]

this is now thanos in RLGL

(sqg spoiler warning again ⚠️)

sangwoo in the glass episode:

[456x001]

Gi hun: Please? For me?

In ho: Dont do that.

Gi hun: What?

In ho: You think that every time you say "please, for me?" I'll do whatever you want. But not this time.

Gi hun: Please? For me?

In ho:

In ho: Okay.

[sidethatyoudontknow]

*looking at gihuns ass* inho: damn I wanna wreck that ass so bad

Salesman/dak ho: never thought you'd be that type of guy boss

Inho: what the fuck was that supposed to mean??

Salesman/dak ho: I just thought you'd rather get fucked than fuck

Inho: heck no, hwangs don't bottom

Salesman/dak ho: ...

Salesman/dak ho: was junho adopted?

[squiddysides]

In-ho: fly me to the moon

Gi-hun: I want to kick its fucking ass

In-ho:

Gi-hun: Let me show it what I learned in moon-jujitsu class

In-ho:

In-ho: I can't believe I'm gonna fuck this guy

Pink guard: I mean, you don't have to

In-ho: No, I'm gonna

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: You got a date yet Dae-ho ?

Kang Dae-ho : No...

Y/n: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[leejungjaes]

commanding officer: you are obsessed with seong gi-hun hwang in-ho: i'm intrigued... commanding officer: OBESSESIVELY hwang in-ho: ...

[namsu-gyu]

Thanos team incorrect quotes

Min-su, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass."

Min-su: THERE. Now send it.

Se-mi: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to-

Min-su: JUST DO IT!

later

Namgyu: So what does it say?

Thanos, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...."

Namgyu:

Thanos:

Namgyu: Gross-

[player013]

Ali : Sangwoo, I have a great idea.

Sangwoo: Let’s hear it.

Ali : We trick Gihun and Junho to go out on a date together.

Sangwoo: YES!

Sangwoo: And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—

Ali , hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

[i-might-be-vanny]

Nam-gyu: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Thanos: Me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Nam-gyu: THE WHO

Thanos: (in English) Oh this not a safe space suddenly

[illuminatisalami]

Jiyeong: Sae Byeok and i are no longer dating

Gihun, tears in his eyes: what?!

Sae Byeok: that was absolutely the worst way to tell them we’re married

Sangwoo: wait married? Like legally?

Sae Byeok: no, illegally. Yes legally you idiot

Jiyeong, screaming now: WE WENT TO VEGAS BABYYYY

[seasaltrasp]