#incorrect squid game quotes

[inhunbrainrot]

In-ho: I like your jeans.

Gi-hun: Thanks. They were 50% off.

In-ho: I'd like them 100% off.

Gi-hun: The store can't just give clothes for free. That's not how it work, it could ruin the shop.

In-ho: No, that's not–

Gi-hun: That's a terrible way to run a business, In-ho.

[kunikida47]

In-ho: Your existence is confusing.

Gi-hun: How so?

In-ho: Your presence is incredibly annoying but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[i-might-be-vanny]

Nam-gyu: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Thanos: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man

Nam-gyu: THE WHO

Thanos: (in English) Oh this not a safe space suddenly

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: You got a date yet Dae-ho ?

Kang Dae-ho : No...

Y/n: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes 〇△□

In-ho | The Front Man: [coldly] What makes you think I will end these games, Player 456?

Gi-hun: [without hesitation] I'll sit on your face.

[The Front Man, caught completely off guard, makes a choked noise—somewhere between a gasp and a strangled cough.]

[The Front Man flashes back to watching Gi-hun during the dalgona game. The camera zooms in on Gi-hun, hunched over his candy, tongue out, licking furiously like his life depends on it (it does).]

[megline]

In-ho in front of Gi-Hun on the phone: Hi. I've made a booking for two for this afternoon. Yeah, could you put us on the terrace? It's more romantic. Yeah, "Y-O-U-N-G I-L". Lovely. See you then.

Gi-Hun: *the look of pure confusion and suspicion*

In-ho: Don't fret. I won't seduce you over a meal. That would be a very sophomoric.

Gi-Hun: I didn't think you were trying to seduce me.

In-ho: Oh, come on! How could that thought have not entered your head?

Gi-Hun: ...

In-ho: your denial, that's what did intriguese me.

Gi-Hun: Bite me.

[plxy-bxy-bxnny]

Thanos: *angrily presses Min-su against a wall* WHERE'S THE MONEY?!

Min-su: ...

Min-su: Are we about to kiss-

[ultimate-simp-10]

Squid game AU where the recruiter doesn't die

In-ho, watching footage from a hidden camera after Russian roulette: You deepthroated a loaded gun. A loaded gun. You deepthroated it. That is something that happened. I think we need to get you some air, and perhaps have a long talk about unresolved childhood issues.

[my-star-shine]

Gi-hun: This is how the kids say, "Not lit" In-ho: I don't think kids say that. Gi-hun: I should know, I have a daughter! In-ho: And when was the last time you spoke with Ga-yeong? Gi-hun: That's not the point! Gi-hun: It's weird that you know my kid's name btw

[tttopoftheworld]

[While picking members for Team Thanos]

Thanos: First is Nam-Gyu. Were you born in Busan?

Namgyu: Yeah.

Thanos: And you moved around a lot.

Namgyu: Oh how did you know?

Thanos: I heard rumours.

Thanos: From the seagulls in Busan.

[inhunbrainrot]

In-ho: I just want to destroy Gi-hun and make his life miserable

In-ho: *sees Gi-hun crying*

In-ho: I will destroy every aspect of known universe and burn whatever remains to ashes in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt him

[kunikida47]

Sang-woo: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Gi-hun: I wrote you a poem and brought you some chocolate

Sang-woo, already crying: You did?

[i-might-be-vanny]

Gi-hun: Is that the Front Man?

Young-il: Hm? No, ah, I'm the Front Man.

Gi-hun: *nods, freezes, then slowly looks back at Young-il*

Young-il...?: *slowly drops his smile*

Gi-hun: *starts panicking internally*

In-ho: ... Shh.

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: That was so hot, Myung-gi.

Myung-gi: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Y/n: I'm so in love with you.

[bangs-coffee-fandoms-unite]

Squid Game Incorrect Quotes 〇△□

Front Man (Hwang In-ho): [holding Gi-hun at gunpoint] You must be losing it, Player 456. I could beat you with one hand.

Seong Gi-hun: Isn't that how you like to beat yourself?

Front Man: …

Seong Gi-hun: …Okay, if those are my last words, I can definitely do better.

[456x001]

Gi hun: That's ridiculous, Young-il doesn't have a crush on me.

Jungbae: Yes he does.

Daeho: Yes he does.

Jun hee: Yes he does

In ho: Yes I do.