#incorrect squid game quotes

[sqebyeokstan]

Ji yeong: have you ever had a boy/girlfriend?

Saebyeok: no

Ji yeong: *generally surprised* HOW?!

Saebyeok: *shrugs* i don’t know, never asked, never got asked.

Ji yeong: *under breath* but you’re so beautiful.

Saebyeok: what?

Ji yeong: what?!

[toxicundernet]

“don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + repeat + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nutz” -Menace

Tox: ...

[tiredemzz]

random incorrect quotes with the blue jay and zombie cat:

Kiki: What is your biggest weakness?

Mordecai: I can be uncooperative.

Kiki: Okay, can you give me an example?

Mordecai: No.

Kiki: Okay, truth or dare?

Mordecai: Truth

Kiki: How many hours have you slept this week?

Mordecai:

Mordecai: ...Dare

Kiki: Go to bed.

Mordecai: I don’t like this game.

Kiki: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Mordecai: What did you do?

Kiki: Nobody died.

Mordecai: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Kiki: Is something burning?

Mordecai: Just my love for you.

Kiki: Mordecai, the toaster is on fire.

Kiki, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Mordecai: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Kiki: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.

Mordecai: You and me!!!

Kiki, tearing up: Okay.

[arcane-vagabond]

DPU characters as incorrect quotes part three!!

Jake: *kicks open the door looking very panicked*

Scout: What did you do this time?!

Jake: NOBODY DIED.

Scout: WHAT SORT OF AN ANSWER IS THAT?!?!?

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Scout: You're the most jealous man I know.

Jake: You know other men?

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Bradley: *Types in Birdie*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Bradley: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Jake: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Scout: You're a hazard to society.

Bradley: And a coward. Do twenty.

-

Bradley: I impulsively bought a snake. What do I name him?

Bob: You did WHAT—

Jake: William Snakespeare.

-

Jake, admiring a sleeping Scout: You’re so cute.

Scout, sleepily: I could beat you up.

Jake, lovingly: I know.

-

Birdie, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

Bradley, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."

-

Jake: I'm this close to falling in love with you.

Scout: Jake, your fingertips are touching.

Jake: Exactly, Angel.

-

Birdie: Truth or dare?

Bradley: Truth.

Birdie: How many hours of sleep have you got?

Bradley: Dare.

Birdie: Go to bed.

Bradley: I don’t like this game.

-

Jake: I think I got your lunch.

Jake: *pulls out a note saying: "I am very proud of you. Love, Scout"*

Bob: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me.

Bob: *Holds up a note saying: "Be good. For the love of God please be good."*

-

Scout to Jake: I hate you.

Bob, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

-

Scout: Yesterday, I overheard Bunny saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Bradley replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

-

Birdie: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.

Bradley: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.

[earlier]

U.S. Marshal Beau Simpson: U.S. Marshal Simpson speaking.

Bradley: Is your refrigerator running?

-

Bradley: We need to get through this locked door. Bob, give me your credit card.

Bob: Here.

Bradley, pocketing it: Thanks. Jake, kick down the door.

-

*Bob and Jake turn up at Birdie's door and knock to come in*

Bob: "Can we stay with you tonight?"

Birdie: "Both of you? What happened?"

Jake: "Someone was playing with a ouija board and cursed the whole saloon."

Bob: "Bradley wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”"

-

(As they're rough-housing, and Jake is winning)

Jake: Any last words, Bobby?

Bob: May thy fat head be set upon by sea spiders and torn asunder, leaving only thine eyes to witness the humiliation!

Bradley: (spectating): Ooh, pretty good last words...

[spacefinch]

Octonauts Incorrect Quotes

(All quotes are taken from “The Happy Hocky Family” books by Lane Smith)

Shellington: I like to study nature. I have an ant farm.

Shellington: These ants are my RESPONSIBILITY.

Shellington: “RESPONSIBILITY" is a big word. It means my ants count on me to take care of them. For example, today is a very hot day. My ants have no windows to open. How can I help? It is my responsibility.

Shellington: I know how!

Shellington: *removes the lid from the ant farm* My ants count on me to take care of them.

Peso: I have a white coat? Do you have a white coat? I have a white coat.

Peso: I have a SNOWY white coat. I have sno—

*a squid squirts ink at him*

Peso: …

Peso: I have a white hat. Do you have a white hat? I have a white hat.

Kwazii: I am making paper airplanes. SEE the AIRPLANES fly! FLY! FLY! FLY!

…

Kwazii: Tweak has come into the room. She is upset. She can’t find her blueprints.

Kwazii: I think I will go outside to play now.

Shellington: Kwazii is taking his catnap. Poor Kwazii. He is very tired. He is tired from chasing me around all day with a plastic snake. Poor Kwazii. Nap time is good. Nap time is good for Kwazii.

Shellington: Nap time is good for Vegimals too. The Vegimals need a nap. I will play them a lullaby to help them sleep.

Shellington: *plays a loud, dissonant note on his bagpipes, waking Kwazii up*

Kwazii: (explaining to Tunip) We do not skate down the hill. We do not like BROKEN BONES. We always play SAFE.

Kwazii: What does not have bones to break? Isopods do not have bones. LUCKY ISOPOD.

Kwazii: Peso, do you know the story of the MONSTER who comes to STEAL little penguins in the night? He comes into penguins’ bedrooms at twelve midnight.

Kwazii: BIG monster. SCARY monster. BAD monster.

Peso: I will lock the door after you leave.

Kwazii: You don’t have to worry about that, matey.

… the monster only comes in through windows.

Koshi: I have a candy apple. Do you have a candy apple? I have a candy apple.

Koshi: My candy apple is crunchy. Is your candy apple crunchy? My candy apple is CRUNCHY.

*CRACK!*

Koshi: I have a tooth for the Tooth Fairy. Do you have a tooth for the Tooth Fairy? I have a tooth for the Tooth Fairy.

Dashi: I have made a spring bouquet. Pretty bouquet.

Dashi: Uh oh. ITCHY bouquet.

Shellington: Ha ha! You used POISON IVY. Poison ivy has three leaves. Can’t you count to three? It’s easy: 1, 2, 3.

Shellington: (covered in itchy spots) I am MUCH smarter. I have used OAK leaves for mine.

A. Here is the marine iguana.

B. Here is the marine iguana’s BIG belly.

C. Here is where Shellington’s SEAWEED GARDEN used to be.

“In the Antarctic, there are lots of new games to play. This one is called FIND THE GUP-I.”

[officiallyashley]

TMNT-Verse Incorrect Quotes ft. my oc and my friend's oc

Quick note before we start: I called this tmnt-verse because I’m adding the various versions in this set of incorrect quotes. This will also have brief mentions of my friend's, @thepsyichckistune, oc, Alex. Enjoy!

{~~~}

2012! Ash: "I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!"

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Rise! Ash: *seductively taking off her glasses*

Rise! Ash: "wow..."

Rise! Raph, blushing: "haha... what?"

Rise! Ash, squinting: "you're really fucking blurry." 

{~~~}

—2012! Raph and 2012! Ash bickering over something—

2012! Ash: "you have no idea what I'm capable of!"

2012! Raph: "don't take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake."

—Rise! Alex, Rise! Raph, and Rise! Ash in the background watching this all play out—

Rise! Ash: "huh, they bicker like a married couple." 

Rise! Alex: "you guys do that, too, sometimes."

{~~~}

—Rise! Raph telling 2012! Raph after a particularly hard battle—

Rise! Raph: "at first, I was kinda scared that I wouldn't make it,"

Rise! Raph, pointing to his side: "then I remembered that I had Ashley."

2012! Raph, bluntly: "your Ash isn't with you,"

Rise! Raph: "…"

Rise! Raph: "oh, s h i t, where's Ashley?" 

{~~~}

Rise! Ash, sitting on the couch next to her counterpart: "So you're telling me... all of you guys got infected by giant mutant wasps? That sounds... scary..."

2012! Ash, nervously: "Haha... yeah... that was, uh, interesting. And scary. Very scary, coming from someone who's deathly afraid of wasps."

{~~~}

2012! Leo: “Oh fiddlesticks! This really ruffles my feathers!”

2012! Raph, crying: “please, I’m begging you, just say ‘fuck’.”

{~~~}

TMNT 1987: “Hey, what are like some of the craziest villains you fought?”

2003! Ash: “Like for us, we fought like a war crazy alien in a robotic samurai suit.”

TMNT 1987: “No way! We fought an alien too! But it wasn't a samurai suit, just a human robotic body with a pink squid alien from another dimension controlling it.”

2012! Mikey: “Really? We fought pink squid aliens too! We’ve also been to outer space and fought an entire race of alien dinosaurs.”

TMNT 1987 & TMNT 2003: “NO WAY! US, TOO!!”

Rise! TMNT: “we want to fight an alien…” 

{~~~}

1987! April: “don’t fear death. Fear the state in which you die.” 

1987! Donnie, in a horrified whisper: “New Jersey.” 

{~~~}

2007! Raph: “are you choking?!”

2007! Leo: *is coughing loudly and hitting his chest*

2007! Raph: “well, I didn’t hear a ‘yes’, so I guess he’s good.”

{~~~}

2003! Donnie: *screaming*

2003! Leo: “Donnie, why are you screaming?”

2003! Donnie: *pointing at his computer screen*

2003! Raph: “he’s playing FNAF.”

2003! Ash: “even though we told him not to.”

2003! Leo: *sighs and facepalms*

{~~~}

2012! Leo: “guys, real combat isn’t a video game!”

2012! Donnie, excitedly: “Ooo, coins!”

2012! Ash, also excitedly: “ohhhh! Rupees!!”

{~~~}

1987! Raph, talking to 2016! Raph: “oh, is your Ashley also a foodie?” 

2016! Raph: *turning to the kitchen to see 1987! Ash and 2016! Ash eating bags of food that they got from different restaurants*

2016! Raph: “does this answer yer question?”

{~~~}

[sqebyeokstan]

Sang woo: this is my ex-boyfriend, Gi hun.

Gi hun, to Sang woo: i told you to stop calling me that.

Gi hun: i’m his husband.

[butterflies-and-bumble-bees]

Alright now it's your turn!! Incorrect quotes >:DD

Ann: Okay, truth or dare? Tea: Truth Ann: How many hours have you slept this week? Tea: Tea: ...Dare Ann: Go to bed. Tea: I don’t like this game.

the funny thing about this is that I actually have been sleeping normally the last few nights

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Ann: Someone will die. Tea: Of fun!

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Ann: God, give me patience. Tea: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Ann: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

...👀

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Ann: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate? Tea: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate.

ok mood

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Ann: Tea and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- Tea: Sentences. Ann: Don't interrupt me.

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Ann, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Tea: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a jerk.

which he was, for the record

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Ann: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Tea: Oh, you’ve been? Ann: Once. In Monopoly.

why do i feel like this is very on brand for you

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Ann: This is bothering me. Tea: Well, you are digging up a corpse. Ann: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.

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Ann, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day! Tea: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar, Tea: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the ---- happened to you?! Ann, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS Tea: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU ----ING POSSESSED?! Tea: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND Ann, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ

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Ann: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Tea: Oh, I’m always running Tea: The question is from what

[endless-brainrot]

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + who asked + stay mad + get real + L + bleed + mald seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + hoes mad + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ratio + ur dad left + you fell off + no u + the audacity + triggered + repelled + ur a minor + k. + any askers + get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass + kick rocks + quote tweet + think again + not based + not funny didn’t laugh + social credits -999, 999, 999, 999 + get good + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + small pp + ur allergic to sunlight + GG! + get rekt + trolled + your loss + muted + banned + kicked + permaban + useless + i slept with ur mom + yo momma + yo momma so fat + redpilled + no bitches allowed + i said it better + tiktok fan + get a life + unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp + get sticked bug LOL + talk nonsense + trump supporter + your’re a full time discord mod + you’re* + grammar issue + nerd + get clapped + kys + lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside + bleach + lol + gay + retard + autistic + reported + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost + you “re” + stay pressed + reverse double take back + pedophile + cancelled + done for + don't give a damn + get a job + sus + baka + sussy baka + get blocked + mad free + freer than air + furry + rip bozo + you're a (insert stereotype) + slight_smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol的笑容 + mad cuz bad + my pronouns are xe, xem & xyr + irrelevant + deal with it + screencapped your bio + karen/kyle + jealous + you're deaf + balls + i'll be right back + go ahead whine about it + 日本語がお上手ですね + get fucked + you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass + you have hair + queued + put some thought into what you're going to do with that + stfu + go to bed + yes, i'm taller than you + i think your joke is funny + i rejected your mother's advances + marooned + you can’t read + I win + final ratio+ backup ratio + yb better + you take fucking redpills and say that its and to "socialize" + you have no social credit + BING CHILLING + super idol 105 C is the best musical performance in the whole history of mankind + Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] (About this soundlisten); 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims + don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + repeat + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + not okay + glhf + problematic + GOOF the famous rapper has gone diamond on his album "ON DA SKATEBOARD" + can i get a Chick-fil-a Chicken Sandwich and a Spicy Chicken Sandwich + FAMOUS RAPPER GOOF JUST GROOMED A CHILD IN REAL LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ZAMN GUY ALL ALONG + black person + white person + mexican person + squid game person + left wing + right wing + chicken wing+ you fell off + ratio + you're white + you're british + who asked + no u + deez nuts + radio + do

6/10 a classic

[vnexxart-tmu]

Module 5 - Disinformation, Misinformation, and Mal-Information in the Crevices of Twitter

As we explore the fifth module of this course, we encounter three types of “information disorders” that plague the information flow of the modern Internet: disinformation, misinformation and mal-information. In this blog post, we will look at one example of each of these concepts.

I. Disinformation

Disinformation is defined as false information that is circulated with malicious intent. It entails false context, imposter content, manipulated content, and/or fabricated content. In this screenshot, an account dedicated to spreading ridiculous flat-earth conspiracy theories tweets a claim that amounts to a belief that dinosaurs never existed. Finding this tweet required diving into a filter bubble of highly-polarised conspiracy theorists. It meets the definition of disinformation for obvious reasons: it is indubitably incorrect and false in every way (from the account’s name/purpose to the content of the tweet itself) and it is spread with the malicious intent of converting others to an echo chamber of falsehoods.

II. Misinformation

Misinformation is the phenomenon of false information being spread without malicious intent; someone involved in its further circulation could be doing so entirely in good faith. In this screenshot, an unassuming user claims that V (Kim Taehyung) of BTS is part of the cast of the upcoming second season of Squid Game. This is not true; the user most likely learned this information from either word of mouth or an innocent Internet rumour/misunderstanding. Misinformation like this one is not malicious, it is simply false. Although the comments of the post are not included in this screenshot, people did correct the original poster. There were no hard feelings from either party in the end.

III. Mal-Information

Mal-information is the spread of content that is being shared with strong malicious intent. It differs from the other two concepts in the sense that mal-information does not necessarily have to be false. This includes leaks, harassment, hate speech, and more. In this screenshot, the quote-retweeter engages in a specific form of mal-information: doxxing. This is when someone leaks another Internet user’s personal and private information in order to intimidate or expose them. In this case, the original poster simply tweeted about their dislike for a particular K-Pop group (the tone is clearly unserious), and the quote-retweeter exposed their place of work to the world as a result. This case of mal-information is harmful, dangerous, and threatening.

– Vanessa "VNEXXA" Lopez-Vanegas

For CEID100 DA0 - Digital Skills and Innovation

[royaltysuite]

Jun-Ho: Babe, get on the bed and into position. I'm feeling frisky tonight😏😏

Y/n: Ohh, yes sir~~

-Time skip 30 minutes later-

Jun-Ho: GOD DAMNIT, Y/N. JUST LET ME WIN ALREADY!!!

Y/n: Nope. This is the third time you stepped on my property. Pay up, sucker🤑

[kang-sae-byeoks-gf]

Jiyeong: Saebyoek, I'm going to torture you..

Saebyoek: Kinky.

Jiyeong: ...with self love.

Saebyeok: Wait-

Jiyeong: It's okay to love yourself Saebyoek, you deserve that. You're a strong person.

Saebyoek: nO.

[glowstar826]

Sang-woo: I have no friends.

Gi-hun, sitting next to him: Bitch I’m right here. RIGHT. Here.

[pianopadawan]

No One:

Absolutely No One:

Gi Hun: [*suddenly holding a guitar*] Does anyone want to hear the song I wrote about how Sang Woo went to SNU?

[f4xy]

Ji-Yeong: my gf is getting to tall how do I kiss her

Sang-Woo: punch her in the gut

Deok-Su: kick her shins

Mi-nyeo: push her to the ground then kiss her

Sae-Byeok: OR SHE CAN ASK FOR ME TO BEND DOWN A LITTLE?????

HSOIHDODHSA

[sqebyeokstan]

Ji yeong: *hearing the noise upstairs* what’s going on?

Saebyeok: ugh. it’s fine don’t worry about them.

Ji yeong: are you sure? it sounds serious or something.

Saebyeok: this happens everytime, i’ll just put the volume up.

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Ji yeong: *getting worried* Saebyeok, they’ve been at it for 10 minutes.

Saebyeok: *sighing and getting up* come with me.

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Saebyeok: go ahead listen in.

Ji yeong: *hesitantly* o-okay

*inside their room*

Sang woo: NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!

Gi hun: BET ME BITCH!

Sang woo: I SAID “I LOVE YOU” FIRST!

Gi hun: YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

Sang woo: THAT’S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!

Gi hun: WELL I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST, OH WAIT THAT WAS ME!

Saebyeok: *banging on the door* SHUT THE FUCK UP!