#incorrect ace attorney quotes

[foolilazuli]

Apollo: Okay, hear me out…

Apollo: Phoenix Wright

Trucy: My dad!??

Apollo: He’s been the love of my life since I was 18 years old, even though he was disbarred at the time

Athena: No…

Apollo: But he has his badge back now, and a sexy new suit. He’s the Turnabout Terror, and just my man. He’s a Libra, but he’s my man

Athena: Oh mein gott, I regret everything about this now…

Trucy: THAT’S MY DAD!

Apollo: And you know, anytime, anyplace, disrespect me. Throw me in the garbage. I’m down bad. He goes to jail, I’m paying for it. He wants to cheat on me? I don’t care, that’s my man. No self respect. Don’t be like me Trucy

Phoenix: I am not thrilled with this conversation

[gals-other-blog]

💙Some narumitsu Textposts for all your Unnecessary feelings❤️

[demonpawsecutor]

[ace-attorney-twitter]

[jinxedshapeshifter]

Edgeworth, after the tenth time Klavier purposely takes a case Apollo is working on: Gavin, you cannot keep picking cases because you want to flirt with the defense attorney. Klavier, having gone through transcripts from Edgeworth's old cases: Hypocrisy doesn't look good on the Chief Prosecutor, Herr Edgeworth.

[rocknroll-stolemyass]

Them for real

[magical-girl-trucy]

Turnabout Academy:

[manyothermusingsofmine]

shout out to this reddit post for catapulting me right back into my obsession with ace attorney. guess I'll just have to make AA and BG3 sit in a get along shirt together because I keep going back and forth between the two like I'm the ball in a ping pong match

[dawnthefox24]

Edgeworth: Okay Wright, since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Phoenix: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit. Edgeworth:...Deal

[demiboydemon]

This one was a collab between @livhatesbeans and myself. Can’t wait to play Ace Attorney one day! I love the way that attorney *clenches fist* is ace.

[foolilazuli]

Kristoph: If Phoenix Wright told you to jump off a cliff, would you?

Apollo:

Kristoph: Justice!

Apollo: Yes, sir?

Kristoph: Don’t jump off a cliff

Apollo: Mr Gavin, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to do that

Kristoph: But you would if Phoenix Wright told you to?

Apollo:

Kristoph: Justice!

[gals-other-blog]

❤️💜 :)

[demonpawsecutor]

[ace-attorney-twitter]

[jinxedshapeshifter]

Klavier: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Apollo: Are you a software update? Because not right now.

[smallbrainedaaquotes]

Franziska: "So what do we do now? Just go home and order a pizza?" Edgeworth: "I do have a coupon."

Phoenix: "You two have more pedestrian tastes than I expected."