#post aquaman

[sisaloofafump]

In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).

[foolsocracy]

he should've been at the club

[superbat-love]

Diana: Due to some rather extravagant gifts given out last year, this year we’ll be restricting Secret Santa gifts to under $100. Any questions?

Clark: Can we give someone rare items that we’ve found?

Diana: That’s fine, but it can’t be something that could potentially endanger anyone’s health—unless you want a repeat of the Pink Kryptonite Birthday Incident.

Clark: We… We agreed to never talk about that again!

Hal: Well, then I don’t want Bruce as my Secret Santa anymore.

Barry: I thought the giant statue of Diana that Bruce got her last year was pretty cool! Not that the Martian sculpture you gave me wasn’t cool, J’onn. It’s just… I wasn’t expecting it to start telepathically singing in the middle of the night. It shocked me.

J’onn: I’m glad to hear that. I heard humans enjoy surprises. And I liked the ancient artifact you gave me.

Barry: Uh… that was a souvenir from a gift shop in Hawaii.

Arthur: I got a snow globe of Atlantis from Hal. The Disney version.

Bruce: Priceless.

Hal: Hey, you got a Superman body pillow!

Clark: I got him a Batman body pillow too! They came as a set.

Barry: Aww, I bet Batman’s secretly a big softie and cuddles them in bed all night.

Bruce: [scoffs] Why would I need to… when I can just cuddle the real thing?

Justice League: [gasps collectively in shock]

[incorrectbatfam]

Now the opposite, JL with baby Bruce

Hal: What are we supposed to feed him?

Clark: I guess it depends how old he is. Does he have any teeth?

Ollie: I saw him teething with a batarang earlier.

Barry: Hey, guys—

J'onn: I can recreate a toy from my Martian childhood. Does anybody have an accelerant? Petroleum, perhaps?

Arthur: Children need safety and affection. That is why I have chosen this blobfish to act as his trusty companion.

Barry: You guys—

Hal: Let's call the ladies. They can help.

Ollie: Oh, you assume they're automatically better at childcare because they're women? It's 2025, Hal, get with the program.

Clark: He's right. We can do this. Now, where's Bruce?

Barry: That's what I've been trying to tell you. Some old British guy kidnapped him while you were talking.

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Do you think Clark jealously grumbles to himself when he hears (his boyfriend's) Bruce's vitals ever so slightly spike whenever any one of these members strides into the meeting room looking this hot ?

Diana :

Wonder Woman (2023) #3 // The Brave and The Bold : Batman and Wonder Woman (2018) #1

John :

Green Lantern War Journal (2023) #5 // Justice League : No Justice (2018) #4

Dinah :

Green Arrow 80th Anniversary 100-page super spectacular (2021) // Justice League (2018) #63

Hawkman :

The Savage Hawkman (2011) #4 // Hawkman (2018) #24

Arthur :

Justice League (2018) #64 // Aquaman (2018) #51

[ormymarius]

umm thank you for your service james wan 🫡

[gotham-at-nightfall]

The Justice League is back!

Justice League Unlimited #1 (Fall 2024)

[seizethenightagain2]

Alan Ritchson Appreciation Post 💜💜💜

Extremely handsome and rugged American actor, writer, producer and singer/songwriter currently portraying Jack Reacher in Amazon’s “Reacher” 💜

I’d happily let him swing me round the bedroom 💜

His acting credits include Aquaman in “Smallville” and Hank in “Titans” 💜

His most recent role sees him play Anders in Guy Ritchie’s “The Minstry of Ungentlemanly Warfare”. Glasses making him very appealing too 👓 💜

Also well known for his ripped physique and workout regimes.

My only suggested improvement would be to allow any chest hair he may have to grow ☺️😉💜

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[superheroes-or-whatever]

The Team in Young Justice: Phantoms

[on-the-clear-blue]

A slight cross-over...

Edna Mode, sitting across the table from the Justice League, the room is silent except for the sound of ice cracking in the glass of water infront of her. She does not move to drink from it.

"Brucie darling, you arnt fooling anyone, take off that hideous cowl. Yes I know it's you under that teenage angst, I would know those cheekbones even if i was blind...Ollie dear, you as well, that silly little mask does nothing to help you hide that horid facial hair."

Both Green Arrow and Batman seem to wince. Before pulling off their respective gear, Bruce seems apathetic while Oliver had a shameful blush on his face.

Edna tsks, shifting as she levels the combined JL a small glare

"There is my handsome clients, now...can anyone of you tell me why you arnt wearing the suits I made you? I spent many weeks making them and yet...here you are."

Clark, trying to speak up for himself, "Well Ma'am it's just...the suits were lovely but most of us have a image to hold and-"

Bruce looks like he just ate a whole lemon, peel and all, while Oliver is hiding his face in his hands, muttering "Clark shut up shut up shut up"

Edna raises a single eyebrow, "And what? I design suits that save lives and you choose to what? Forsake that for branding? Tsk tsk Superman...." shaking her head she got up from the chair, not getting to the ground, no she stands on the table, walking down it as she speaking to each hero.

"Green Lantern, suit is tacky, the concept of making it each time you use your ring is novel but is bad because you have no real protection, also...no helmet making you subseptible to blunt force trauma via a yellow baseball bat."

"Martian Manhunter, truly serving runway looks wearing only a chest harness, a pair of panties and gogo boots with a belt, but where is the fire proofing? Where is the protection from fire arms? Also! NO CAPES!"

"Wonder Woman, Diana, my girl...I know that is forged by the gods but my suit has actual bust support and pockets that you can fit things in...the gauntlets are great but what about full body coverage of that hrm?"

"Aqua Man, you are the only one I like, Atlantian chain mail is good, but I am better, won't let harpoons get into you darling...also HELMETS! How many times has one of you been knocked out by just a hit to the back of the head!"

"Tsk, Brucie I don't know what you have done to my suit, but this is not it, you added more plating and it got so much heavier...AND THE CAPE! Why must you defile my art boy, NO CAPES!"

"Flash, darling, my sweet summer child, there is no way a suit that fits into a ring has proper protection for the damage you take on a constant basis, it is thin and will break at the slightest cut, also...WHY DO YOU NOT WEAR A HELMET YOU FOOLISH BOY! The first one of you did and he seems to be the only smart one!"

"And lastly...Superman...I greatly displeased, I gave you a suit that would make you unstoppable! Lead armor sealed in a enamel coating, face coverage that stops you from being mind controlled by pollen, attachable handle bars so civilians you are carrying will have a place go hold on to! It was perfection!"

Edna was a bit red in the face as she stared down the now cowering Kryptonian, "And most importantly? NO GOD DAMN CAPE!"

Huffing, the small woman flopped down to the floor, "My suits are made for the best *by* the best, which is moi, wear them! They are so much better than some silly recognition! What is earth to do if it's defenders are easily beaten by brain truama!"

[batkidsaremadkids]

[superbat-love]

Martian Manhunter: I have treated your injuries as best as I could, Batman. I would recommend bed rest until you have fully recovered.

Batman: I should be back in a week.

Superman: A week? But-

Batman: A week. I don’t have the luxury of rest, Superman. [glaring] Are you going to stop me?

Superman: No, I’ll let it slide this time, on one condition. [determinedly steps into Batman’s personal space]

Batman: …Superman, why are you hugging me?

Superman: This will be our daily therapy.

Batman: Are you… purring?

Flash: [enters the med bay] Don’t mind me guys, I’m just here to… Whoa. Is it Batman’s birthday today? Can I get a hug too?

Martian Manhunter: I am aware that vibrations produced by a cat's purr can aid in the process of healing. Perhaps this could be a good substitute, Batman. It may shorten your recovery time.

Batman: I’m not going to let myself be-

Superman: It’s either this or a month’s bed rest, Batman.

Flash: Oh cool! I can help too. Healing group hug! [glomps Martian Manhunter, Superman & Batman, vibrating slightly]

Aquaman: [enters the med bay] Hey Superman. Whoa.

[elirium]

okay, so who is all your guys favorite unpopular and little known dc character?

[jimiscribif]

breaking news comic student actually draws a comic outside of their coursework :0!!!!

[ormymarius]

Patrick Wilson on the set of Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Batman/Superman: World's Finest #35