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It was the best of times (I found a third of a bucket of chocolate ice cream), it was the worst of times (heavy storm outside so I can't go into town to check secondhand stores for records)
- Darles Chickens
#inspired by true events#Technically I think it is called a “pint” of ice cream and not a bucket but I didn't want to seem American#hang on lemme check I'm right next to the freezer#nope it's a half-liter
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tfw when you write an entire novel with two protagonists that spent the entire plot getting closer to each other, becoming best friends and eventually both of them deciding they would rather die than allow the other to not live a long, fulfilling life, their friendship carrying most of the emotional weight of the entire plot and the emotional climax being one of them sacrificing his life so the other can live and then the other crossing literal universes to find him, a tearful smile in his face as he confesses how much he missed him. which is the scene you wanted to write and show the most because, again, this is the pay off to the slowburn you've been writing in the entire novel and what everything has been building up to since the very first chapter. and then you end the novel by having them share a smile, finally confident they'll be able to have a happy future.
but you also just gotta have one of them marry offscreen because everyone knows you can't be happy if you're not in a het marriage with kids lmao it's whatever it's okay i'm fiNE-
#i talk a lot <3#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#this post was going to be so much more bitter this is me being nice akjshdkahdk#i just....... i'm sad alsjdsjkal#and i don't think i'm wrong to be. like i'm not disapointed bc i don't actually expected lloyd and javier to be together#i'm not that optimistic lmao#but i did have the hope tged would have no romance#because lloyd and javier were already doing so much in the emotional and relationship development front of the plot#that adding romance just feels. awkward. like an aside. an add-on that affects none of the plot and is just there to make sure#no one accidentally gets confused and think those two are in love#and guess what! most of the romance does happen in literal side stories! literally an add-on that does nothing for the plot! i hate it!#it's the heteronormativity and amatonormativity of it all :/#do i think it would've been cool for llojavi to be canon? absolutely! do i think it was necessary for the plot? nope!#they were already perfect the way they are! their friendship is the core of the entire plot and their relationship to each other#is what ultimately moves much of the plot in the latter half!#which is the way relationships should work in fiction! not just have them for the sake of having them!#lloyd didn't need a romantic subplot because the plot was already working perfectly without it!#also what's the point of having a character constantly think about what their idea of 'happy life' is if you're not going to challenge it#it's about the hero's journey of it all!!!#i have things to say dang it!#javier asrahan#tged
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arson meets a woman, colorized, circa 7th astral era
#ffxiv#furry#hrothgar#gpose#arson k'hort#wuk lamat#6.55#6.55 spoilers#msq spoilers#i literally took a half hour break from msq to gpose this the moment i could#i am so normal about hrothgals#i do not have any opinions at all nope none sirrie
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You are very rude and boring
OMG it’s my first ever anon hate — Look Ma, I’m a REAL tumblr user now! 😂😂
If you’re gonna try to insult me, you can’t call me boring in such a basic way. C’mon, dig out a thesaurus or something.
Besides, I can’t be *that* boring if you’re compelled to go to my blog and send a message attempting to insult me, particularly since you had to go the extra step to turn on anon.
Either way, at least I’m not rude enough to send anon hate on the internet. Love that cognitive dissonance for you! 😘
#e answers questions#I’ve been on this hellsite for fifteen years between my old tumblr and this one and this is my FIRST time getting anon hate 😂#I literally looked back through my blog like ‘did I post something that was a hot take?’ and nope#little weird that this came shortly after mentioning my grandpa died though so that’s awkward 😬#regardless it’s funny because it’s so random 😂#this genuinely made my night because of how random and half-assed it was
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character wrapped 2023 💥
tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me
will graham (hannibal), em haywood (nope), aziraphale (good omens), mark & dylan & helly & irving (severance), hawkeye pierce (mash), martha jones (doctor who), ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov), kim kitsuragi (disco elysium), stewy hosseini (succession), ruescott melshi (andor/rogue one)
i will tag... @fagician @britomart @libraryfag @roadwhores @majorbaby @globuspolski @hadleyfraserfaggot @tenderscience if u want to ^-^
#and now i will explain them all in detail#cos i started watching hannibal back in like. january or february and will immediately set up camp in my head and started to settle there#*I* pay rent to *HIM*. he lives there permanently. sweating and monologuing constantly#em was not only the character of 2022 but also of 2023 and of 2024 and the rest of the decade and all decades to come#she had such an impact on me keke palmer's performance will live with me forever and i love nope so fucking much#i almost didnt include her because nope was more of a last year obsession. but she lives on#aziraphale.........no comment#severance.......i love them all so much and at first i wanted just irving and then just helly and then i realise i cried over mark this week#and then i realised i couldnt possibly leave out dylan when hes probably my favourite character. so then i settled for all of them#hawkeye is my fucking wife. enough said#martha... well i knew i had to have a doctor who character. i thought maybe the doctor but then i thought their companions mean more to me#sometimes at least. i did have a fourteen icon for a while but then i was like but Donna..... and then i thought. well#these past few months at least martha jones has been eating away at my heart. i go batshit insane when i think about her#her impact. her grace. her power. so she had to go on the list.it was a toss up between her and donna for sure though#then i figured i had to include a karamazov since reading that book took up half of my year. and ivan was my favourite of the 3. so <3#kim goes without saying. literally nothing to be said hes the character Of All Time. to me#stewy also goes without saying ive had so many Stewy Save Me moments since the beginning of season 4 all the way to the end of the year#i miss him every day. he is the moment. i wish there was more of him all the time#and the last one is a bit of a wildcard cos all my insanity abt melshi has been on my andor sideblog.#but rest assured ive been thoroughly Not Normal about him. he literally side appears in 4 episodes and has 11 total minutes onscreen#but i love him. so much. and hes occupied most of my thoughts since september. once again his impact his power his grace. his homosexuality#enough said. that's all. thanks for reading. this was a great year for autism and madness#tag game#🍪
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#think I need to delete TikTok#been on the bad side and been getting pro life debaters on my fyp#finally decided to go up and say something cause I was getting so annoyed and upset#OH BOY that was a bad decision#never ever doing that again#and this is why I can’t go out and be around normal people#I can’t even talk to a stranger online#I’m literally shaking and bawling right now#it’s 5:43am and I meant to go to bed like 3 hours ago#wanted to post on TikTok and see if I could get any $$ cause I’m desperate#but nah that ain’t gonna happen cause people suck and I hate everyone and anything I make would be shit#and I can’t do anything right#basically I was trying to explain that mental health comes into play too… that abortion isn’t just black and white#I should have known before I even tried that first of all he’s a male and he wasn’t listening to anyone talk#I just have so many things I want to say but no one to say them#and it was a smaller live so I was like why not and fuck that fuck that fuck that nope#too mentally ill for that 🙃#gonna try and go to bed and calm down my heart#sorry I haven’t been posting or on much…. been struggling more than words could ever express#php helped and I felt a glimmer of hope for a day and a half and ever since it’s just been a downward nonstop spiral#love you all and hope you guys are doing okay 🫶#just needed to vent lol and since I have no friends y’all get to hear it 👌#shut up rosie
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i feel like it's fellow rogues would just come to accept at some point that blamore is going to be eating around them at least 40-45% of the time around them, because his metabolism is literally just THAT hyperactive that it pretty much is always carrying snacks on his person. which is,, well, really not so good on one hand. but on the other hand, if blamore likes you, then you may just get free snacks from him... so yay for that??? idk LOL
#IT WAS PROBABLY NOTHING BUT IT FELT LIKE THE WORLD: musings.#MAN IS BOUND TO LIE ABOUT HIMSELF: headcanons.#alright but just imagining it explicitly telling one of the other rogues to meet them at a restaurant and them not being familiar with the-#fact that he eats a LOT + then just seeing him order like. Three things off of the menu all in one stretch because that is what it takes-#to get him through like half the day maybe and being shocked to see blamore literally just devour it all within a few minutes is sooo funny#to me ☠️ LMAO because all i can think about is them being so confused because... what the hell just happened JSJSJ like-#they could perhaps be trying to rationalize it by thinking that maybe blamore hasn't eaten in days or something but NOPE.#whenever they ask it about the last time he ate blamore just goes: 'this morning. why?' and gives them the blankest look like it has NO ide#why they're asking him this even though in reality he's just messing with them is... AHH it's funny bc blamore really is so bizarre-#sometimes 😂
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Yeah I've just realised it's been months since I posted or reblogged or replied to anything on here, so. Yeah. Obligatory announcement that I am still alive and well. My mind got wiped midway through exam season at the end of january and since they then I've been vibing in a stress free world where I am not worried about anything or doing anything
#no kidding#it's like someone pressed a turn off button on me#and it got stuck and you cant turn me back on#i feel like ive been floating through life in a bubble for the past few months#like#hell#since this started in the middle of exam season that would be a good example#1st half of the season: worried#2nd half of the exam season: i am gonna read an entire semester's worth of notes (several hunreds pf slides) the night before the exam and#not be worried in the slightest about passing despite not knowing anything and my brain being scrambled#currently entering exam season yet again and i literally STILL don't feel anything#no stress#no pressure#it's kinda annoying because stress and pressure are my only way of avoiding procrastination lol#but yeah ive been kinda out of it for thr last few months#same with tumblr#i lurked here at least once or twice a week but just#nope#pressing a reblog button? replying to anything or anyone? posting anything? exhausting#i dont think ive actually checked my notifications and messages in months?#sincere apologies if ive been ignoring anyone for months XD#idk how active i am gonna be in the near future but hey i am here#for the record i don't think this is burnout or anything like that? and i am not in a bad mood or anything#i am pretty good actually XD i am just not doing... literally anything unless i absolutely have to#at the last possible second because procrastination my behated#ema rambles
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dazai absolutely uses reverse phycology to flirt with chuuya and it has never worked out in his favour, but he'll be damned if that will stop him 😭😭 (it goes something like this)
dazai, whining: wow no one wants to put an end to my miserable existence !! woe is me !!!
chuuya, filling out paperwork or something: dont worry, ill take one for the team. gimme like 3 minutes.
dazai (using every braincell available to him): oh, WOW !! no one wants to take me out on a nice date and kiss me softly under the moonlight !!
chuuya, paying approximately 0 (zero) attention to him rn: damn. cant relate at all but good luck out there fr 🤞
#chuuya 'i get bitches' nakahara#my literal fav hc is that half of port mafia is crushing on him bc like CMON !!!#and his dumbass is like 'nope im in love with the one person that i probably shouldnt be' and the rest of us gotta take that L and cope#😔😔#another hc i love is that he just doesn't give two shits abt whos flirting with him and/or doesnt even notice bc its so funny to me#ANYWAYS this was a dumb teen skk post bc i love them#dazai fell first fight me#i will die on this hill#skk#chuuya my love#bsd#bsd fifteen#personal hc#my hc
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good GOD this trip. I have loved the scenery and the hikes we have been on, but my family is about to drive me bonkers.
#literally none of them are capable of making a single fucking decision without debating it for hours#and none of them communicate clearly so there is an insane amount of confusion#and we have done next to nothing because they cannot do anything in a reasonable time frame#like we were supposed to leave at 8:30 this morning and we didn't leave until 9:15#and then we got to the hike spot and my mom lost her glasses and instead of checking under her fucking seat#we had to spend a good half hour looking for them... guess where they were#and then we spent 10 minutes debating if we were going to do the hike we had already Fucking PICKED#and then my mom passed out halfway through the hike which is not her fault and I'm not upset about at all#but we decided to not do the rest of the hike and instead go to the town and look at the artist shops#which was totally good with me except we got there and they all decided they didn't want to look at the shops!!!!!!!!!#yes they were mostly galleries of art we can't afford but they were cool to look at#but nope. spent idk an hour wandering around OUTSIDE THE STORES#we did get the best chai I've ever had tho at a little shop there DELICIOUS#and then they were like beginning the dinner debate and I decided I was fucking done#so I just picked a place and said we are eating here and called and made a reservation and told them to get in the fucking car#like I Get It. it can be hard to pick things but at some point SOMEONE has to make a choice#we can't stand around going 'idk whatever you want' 'i'm okay with anything' 'what did you say?' 'did we decide?' ALL THE TIME#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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What do you MEAN Hush's first video came out five months ago what do you mean?? It feels like three weeks at most!
#what happened since then how has it been this long already?? what is time??#im kinda spiraling rn cuz it literally feels like just a few weeks since he first showed up but nope apparently not almost half a year#redacted hush
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thinking thoughts
#mia's ramblings#thinking abt that one time i was so uncomfortable with my friend's pda thing that i left them behind at the koi pond#like i literally just. stood up. started walking away#i still have no idea why it made me uncomfortable and even now just thinking about it makes me sick#for some reason idrk#also thinking about those times where i was so mentally exhausted from everything that i didnt have the energy to stand up so i just#didnt go to school#obviously i told people i was “sick” or “masakit pakiramdam ko” etc which i mean#its a half truth? atleast ???#and thinking about how i just want to avoid Her bc i do Not want to be dealing with their relationship problems at 6am but yk#the moment she starts up conversation i just#put those thoughts at the back of my head and pretend like im not fucking tired of her bullshit#i could be so. mentally drained. to the point that i just avoid everyone by going to coop on my own or going to 7-11 just to Breathe#but the moment someone talks to me like jack or salve or heck even kui my brain just. forces itself to act “normal” and by normal i mean no#-mentally drained yk?#like the moment literally anyone starts talking to me the thoughts of being mentally tired just get pushed back and idrk how to tell people#-that im mentally exhausted without sounding rude so i just#let my brain just bottle it up until im so tired mentally that i literally cannot function#i think its called being overstimulated? yea#which yeah basically this shit happens every. day. until my brain just goes nope youre shutting down no school for today also youre getting#-a fever too#which like??? idk why it happens???#and its not like i dont want to talk to them either#like#obviously i do#but talking to anyone when im like this makes it feel like an obligation#which fucking sucks because i dont like being obligated to do stuff i just want to do it because well#i want to??#and i feel bad for peewee bc usually he'll talk to me when im at my limit so my responses are very short and yea#this is why i always say 'im tired' whenever people ask how im doing
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annnnd now it's 3 am and I'm drawing and I don't wanna stop. but I have to drive to my uni in like. 6 hours. to collect some stupid signatures so I can get my diploma or whatever. 🙄
#... it's a one hour drive which is A LOT for me/for around here.#but at least it's all rural roads. not a lot of traffic. and I basically just have to stay on the one road. so it's not *too* likely that#I'll get lost (I still might. last year I got lost TWICE driving back from the dentist that I had been going to for 25 years.)#but hey that's what phones and GPS are for :')#I still think it's fucking RIDICULOUS that I have to drive all that way just to get like. 4 signatures on a piece of paper.#it's literally just to confirm that I don't have anything that belongs to the university anymore (like keys or books)#whyyyy is that not a digital thing? why is that not just like. something clicking a button? or 4 someones. I don't care.#it's fucking stupid.#anyway I've never driven there myself (took the train for my classes there. but that'd be 3 and a half hours instead of 1 hour and nope I am#not doing that when I can just take the car#🙃)#anyway I'm not going to bed lol oops gotta draw dan('s suits)#personal
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YESSSSSS THATS WHAT I WAS HOPING FORRRR that we would still get nee oridivis and not replace the old actors/end oridivs in general! can't wait to meet those guys
IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT TOO DESPITE IT ALL like they cooked with itsuka and inori which means they def got it still!!!! they’ll be interesting for sure lol
#vee got an ask#when they were first announced there was speculation it would be a team similar to dotonbori divers bc the actors are very strong in dance#and that there’s five members lol so they’re probably not an actual division#nope lol!!!!! we up in hachiouji!!!!! it’s tokyo based which is a bit annoying tbh#but literally what else can they do when half the divisions are tokyo based lol
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The double-edged sword of enjoying Chicago and knowing basically all the songs by heart, but also can't stop crying every time I watch/listen to any of them bcs I can't stop thinking about how covid robbed me of getting the experience of ever performing it :(
#*in the pit#its literally like the best show ever for the pit#and yet i learned all that music and got it stuck in my head for months(well years now lmao)#and for what.#for nothing.#UGHHHHHHHHH IT MAKES ME SO FUCKING SAD#WE HAD SUCH GRAND PLANS#and covid hit literally the week of the first full practice with the pit and cast combined#so ill literally never know what it would have been like to be on stage#it hurts my heart so badly#bcs i rly love the songs and know them so well but i cant enjoy them bcs i just get really sad#and not only did covid ruin that show. it also ruined any performances for the rest of highschool#bcs social distancing#so irs like. i felt such joy for 1 and half years#like got to do something i really vibed with#AND THEN IT GOT DESTROYED#i generally like the quarantine time bcs it changed me a lot as a person#but this. i cannot ever let it slide. it will haunt me for the rest of my life#bcs thw first musical i did. it was a very typical musical for pit#like wear all black. sit in the pit area. fun fun#but Chicago. the pit is literally part of the cast. its so front and center#but nope!!!! 😭😭#sorry angsting#also it will piss me off forever that in the recording of the other musical +#they cut out so many of the instrumental bits. like wow fuck us i guess!!#i remember buying the dvd and then being soooo disappointed and ive never touched it again#catie.rambling.txt
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im still so confused what the point of alyx was
#why did they make a model for half life:alyx when she literally showed up once#rwde#like they give her. SUCH a cute design. and firstly treat her as a villain before going NOPE ACTUALLY she’s dead :)#girly pop just beat sienna’s “woc characters who are immediately shafted the first time we meet her” record ffs#honestly comparing the opening to the actual volume just makes it feel like there’s a lot that’s just. unfinished#like the other two shadow people in neo’s part? or why that creepy ruby was on the bridge the bees would confess on?#UGHHHHHHH ITS JUST. this volume wtf
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