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It was the best of times (I found a third of a bucket of chocolate ice cream), it was the worst of times (heavy storm outside so I can't go into town to check secondhand stores for records)
- Darles Chickens
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backpackingspace Ā· 11 days ago
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Okay no idea if tattoo's were a thing in ancient greece but regardless imagine penelope and odysseus having an olive branch tattoo around their hands that connects when they hold hands.
#epic the musical#The odyssey#It works for both so I'm tagging both#Odysseus#Penelope#Odypen#odysseus x penelope#Tattoos#hand tattoo#Olive tree symbolism reaching every part of their lives#Literally anybody in their lives: you know that just because you met under an olive tree#Doesn't mean you need to make it your whole personality#Odypen: no I'm going to#Literally .5 seconds of googling says tattoos were for criminals#So probably not but it's my fandom space so šŸ¤·#Half of me wants to be like oh nvm they were actually good rulers so they probably didn't want pretty visible tattoos like that#The other half of me thinks they would want it even more due to the crime#Okay okay nope I've fleshed out this headcanon as I've rambled in the tags so#They talked about getting a interlinked matching hand tattoo before but always decided it would be worth the push back#UNTIL#odysseus has to leave for troy. And then they sat down and tattooed the interlinking olive branches onto each other#(And they took the complicated route and made it so the olive branches always line up no matter what way they hold hands)#Odysseus shows up to the war meeting with fresh tattoos marking him a criminal and his wife's dresses#This is half of why Athena had to spend half the odyssey changing odysseus's appearances was to hide the tattoos#*the dress thing came from another one of my posts#Do I think odysseus would have crossed dressed....maybe in private probably not before the whole 20 years odyssey thing#But post-canon? Absolutely
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lloydfrontera Ā· 2 years ago
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tfw when you write an entire novel with two protagonists that spent the entire plot getting closer to each other, becoming best friends and eventually both of them deciding they would rather die than allow the other to not live a long, fulfilling life, their friendship carrying most of the emotional weight of the entire plot and the emotional climax being one of them sacrificing his life so the other can live and then the other crossing literal universes to find him, a tearful smile in his face as he confesses how much he missed him. which is the scene you wanted to write and show the most because, again, this is the pay off to the slowburn you've been writing in the entire novel and what everything has been building up to since the very first chapter. and then you end the novel by having them share a smile, finally confident they'll be able to have a happy future.
but you also just gotta have one of them marry offscreen because everyone knows you can't be happy if you're not in a het marriage with kids lmao it's whatever it's okay i'm fiNE-
#i talk a lot <3#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#this post was going to be so much more bitter this is me being nice akjshdkahdk#i just....... i'm sad alsjdsjkal#and i don't think i'm wrong to be. like i'm not disapointed bc i don't actually expected lloyd and javier to be together#i'm not that optimistic lmao#but i did have the hope tged would have no romance#because lloyd and javier were already doing so much in the emotional and relationship development front of the plot#that adding romance just feels. awkward. like an aside. an add-on that affects none of the plot and is just there to make sure#no one accidentally gets confused and think those two are in love#and guess what! most of the romance does happen in literal side stories! literally an add-on that does nothing for the plot! i hate it!#it's the heteronormativity and amatonormativity of it all :/#do i think it would've been cool for llojavi to be canon? absolutely! do i think it was necessary for the plot? nope!#they were already perfect the way they are! their friendship is the core of the entire plot and their relationship to each other#is what ultimately moves much of the plot in the latter half!#which is the way relationships should work in fiction! not just have them for the sake of having them!#lloyd didn't need a romantic subplot because the plot was already working perfectly without it!#also what's the point of having a character constantly think about what their idea of 'happy life' is if you're not going to challenge it#it's about the hero's journey of it all!!!#i have things to say dang it!#javier asrahan#tged
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maximum-arson Ā· 1 year ago
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arson meets a woman, colorized, circa 7th astral era
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annes-andromeda Ā· 1 day ago
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Jay//viks wanna say that MelJay is boring or toxic and you canā€™t ship SkyVik because they barely have scenes together
ā€¦ok but apparently when Jay//vik is toxic thatā€™s a good thing I guessšŸ¤Ø??
Also one of the rising ships currently is Mel//Vika despite the fact that Mel and Sevika have not shared a single glance, scene, or word to/with each other. So the argument against skyvik does not stand
ā€œMeLjAY iS bOrInGā€ yeah and if I said that Jay//vik is just another example of two canonically straight men who are just friends getting shipped together simply by sharing scenes together all the while the canon female love interest of one of the men and/or even the women associated with said men are at best brushed aside and ignored, and at worst are treated with insane amounts of sexism, misogyny, and in the case of Mel and Sky, racism and misogynoir.
(Ffs even in the poly ship with these three, some of the shippers still manage to ignore and mistreat Mel)
Jay//vik is literally nothing new, itā€™s another instance of the fanon mlm ship getting more popular and more attention than the actual canon ships, and another example of yaoi shippers not having the ability to be fucking normal towards women, especially women of color
Only Jay//vik shippers i tolerate and respect are hexquad shippers theyre chill
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use-your-telescope Ā· 5 months ago
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You are very rude and boring
OMG itā€™s my first ever anon hate ā€” Look Ma, Iā€™m a REAL tumblr user now! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
If youā€™re gonna try to insult me, you canā€™t call me boring in such a basic way. Cā€™mon, dig out a thesaurus or something.
Besides, I canā€™t be *that* boring if youā€™re compelled to go to my blog and send a message attempting to insult me, particularly since you had to go the extra step to turn on anon.
Either way, at least Iā€™m not rude enough to send anon hate on the internet. Love that cognitive dissonance for you! šŸ˜˜
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rpfofficial Ā· 1 year ago
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character wrapped 2023 šŸ’„
tagged by @davidtennantpussytulpa ^-^ i didn't know how many to do so i copied tara and did top 10. i know the severance guys are Four Of Them but i can't separate them theyre all equally important to me
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will graham (hannibal), em haywood (nope), aziraphale (good omens), mark & dylan & helly & irving (severance), hawkeye pierce (mash), martha jones (doctor who), ivan karamazov (the brothers karamazov), kim kitsuragi (disco elysium), stewy hosseini (succession), ruescott melshi (andor/rogue one)
i will tag... @fagician @britomart @libraryfag @roadwhores @majorbaby @globuspolski @hadleyfraserfaggot @tenderscience if u want to ^-^
#and now i will explain them all in detail#cos i started watching hannibal back in like. january or february and will immediately set up camp in my head and started to settle there#*I* pay rent to *HIM*. he lives there permanently. sweating and monologuing constantly#em was not only the character of 2022 but also of 2023 and of 2024 and the rest of the decade and all decades to come#she had such an impact on me keke palmer's performance will live with me forever and i love nope so fucking much#i almost didnt include her because nope was more of a last year obsession. but she lives on#aziraphale.........no comment#severance.......i love them all so much and at first i wanted just irving and then just helly and then i realise i cried over mark this week#and then i realised i couldnt possibly leave out dylan when hes probably my favourite character. so then i settled for all of them#hawkeye is my fucking wife. enough said#martha... well i knew i had to have a doctor who character. i thought maybe the doctor but then i thought their companions mean more to me#sometimes at least. i did have a fourteen icon for a while but then i was like but Donna..... and then i thought. well#these past few months at least martha jones has been eating away at my heart. i go batshit insane when i think about her#her impact. her grace. her power. so she had to go on the list.it was a toss up between her and donna for sure though#then i figured i had to include a karamazov since reading that book took up half of my year. and ivan was my favourite of the 3. so <3#kim goes without saying. literally nothing to be said hes the character Of All Time. to me#stewy also goes without saying ive had so many Stewy Save Me moments since the beginning of season 4 all the way to the end of the year#i miss him every day. he is the moment. i wish there was more of him all the time#and the last one is a bit of a wildcard cos all my insanity abt melshi has been on my andor sideblog.#but rest assured ive been thoroughly Not Normal about him. he literally side appears in 4 episodes and has 11 total minutes onscreen#but i love him. so much. and hes occupied most of my thoughts since september. once again his impact his power his grace. his homosexuality#enough said. that's all. thanks for reading. this was a great year for autism and madness#tag game#šŸŖ
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rosicheeks Ā· 7 months ago
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#think I need to delete TikTok#been on the bad side and been getting pro life debaters on my fyp#finally decided to go up and say something cause I was getting so annoyed and upset#OH BOY that was a bad decision#never ever doing that again#and this is why I canā€™t go out and be around normal people#I canā€™t even talk to a stranger online#Iā€™m literally shaking and bawling right now#itā€™s 5:43am and I meant to go to bed like 3 hours ago#wanted to post on TikTok and see if I could get any $$ cause Iā€™m desperate#but nah that ainā€™t gonna happen cause people suck and I hate everyone and anything I make would be shit#and I canā€™t do anything right#basically I was trying to explain that mental health comes into play tooā€¦ that abortion isnā€™t just black and white#I should have known before I even tried that first of all heā€™s a male and he wasnā€™t listening to anyone talk#I just have so many things I want to say but no one to say them#and it was a smaller live so I was like why not and fuck that fuck that fuck that nope#too mentally ill for that šŸ™ƒ#gonna try and go to bed and calm down my heart#sorry I havenā€™t been posting or on muchā€¦. been struggling more than words could ever express#php helped and I felt a glimmer of hope for a day and a half and ever since itā€™s just been a downward nonstop spiral#love you all and hope you guys are doing okay šŸ«¶#just needed to vent lol and since I have no friends yā€™all get to hear it šŸ‘Œ#shut up rosie
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lususnatura Ā· 8 months ago
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i feel like it's fellow rogues would just come to accept at some point that blamore is going to be eating around them at least 40-45% of the time around them, because his metabolism is literally just THAT hyperactive that it pretty much is always carrying snacks on his person. which is,, well, really not so good on one hand. but on the other hand, if blamore likes you, then you may just get free snacks from him... so yay for that??? idk LOL
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armenelols Ā· 9 months ago
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Yeah I've just realised it's been months since I posted or reblogged or replied to anything on here, so. Yeah. Obligatory announcement that I am still alive and well. My mind got wiped midway through exam season at the end of january and since they then I've been vibing in a stress free world where I am not worried about anything or doing anything
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m0e-ru Ā· 2 months ago
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in my mimiposts tags hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link hashtag social link h(bangs my head against the wall)
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maiaacchiato Ā· 2 years ago
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thinking thoughts
#mia's ramblings#thinking abt that one time i was so uncomfortable with my friend's pda thing that i left them behind at the koi pond#like i literally just. stood up. started walking away#i still have no idea why it made me uncomfortable and even now just thinking about it makes me sick#for some reason idrk#also thinking about those times where i was so mentally exhausted from everything that i didnt have the energy to stand up so i just#didnt go to school#obviously i told people i was ā€œsickā€ or ā€œmasakit pakiramdam koā€ etc which i mean#its a half truth? atleast ???#and thinking about how i just want to avoid Her bc i do Not want to be dealing with their relationship problems at 6am but yk#the moment she starts up conversation i just#put those thoughts at the back of my head and pretend like im not fucking tired of her bullshit#i could be so. mentally drained. to the point that i just avoid everyone by going to coop on my own or going to 7-11 just to Breathe#but the moment someone talks to me like jack or salve or heck even kui my brain just. forces itself to act ā€œnormalā€ and by normal i mean no#-mentally drained yk?#like the moment literally anyone starts talking to me the thoughts of being mentally tired just get pushed back and idrk how to tell people#-that im mentally exhausted without sounding rude so i just#let my brain just bottle it up until im so tired mentally that i literally cannot function#i think its called being overstimulated? yea#which yeah basically this shit happens every. day. until my brain just goes nope youre shutting down no school for today also youre getting#-a fever too#which like??? idk why it happens???#and its not like i dont want to talk to them either#like#obviously i do#but talking to anyone when im like this makes it feel like an obligation#which fucking sucks because i dont like being obligated to do stuff i just want to do it because well#i want to??#and i feel bad for peewee bc usually he'll talk to me when im at my limit so my responses are very short and yea#this is why i always say 'im tired' whenever people ask how im doing
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running-in-the-dark Ā· 1 year ago
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annnnd now it's 3 am and I'm drawing and I don't wanna stop. but I have to drive to my uni in like. 6 hours. to collect some stupid signatures so I can get my diploma or whatever. šŸ™„
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akkivee Ā· 5 months ago
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YESSSSSS THATS WHAT I WAS HOPING FORRRR that we would still get nee oridivis and not replace the old actors/end oridivs in general! can't wait to meet those guys
IM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT TOO DESPITE IT ALL like they cooked with itsuka and inori which means they def got it still!!!! theyā€™ll be interesting for sure lol
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happi-goth Ā· 6 months ago
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thereā€™s a possibility that my playlists may be cursed
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skitskatdacat63 Ā· 8 months ago
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The double-edged sword of enjoying Chicago and knowing basically all the songs by heart, but also can't stop crying every time I watch/listen to any of them bcs I can't stop thinking about how covid robbed me of getting the experience of ever performing it :(
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