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After spending three and a half hours of my precious time on this shit, I present to you:

My attempt at a timeline of BOTW/AOC/TOTK because if Nintendo won’t do it, I fucking will. Hopefully it isn’t too pixelated to view 🙈🙈

Something to note about the ending of this timeline is that because I haven’t beaten TOTK yet, (I know that you fight Ganondorf and Zelda turns back but that’s all [no spoilers for everything else please and thank you 🍷🗿]) I might be missing some other details. The information I got for this timeline was from Zeltink’s YT video on BOTW’s story, looking through online wikis on Zelda (Zelda Wiki, Zelda Fandom Wiki), and playing through the story of BOTW/TOTK.

Another thing I’d like to mention is the inclusion of Age of Calamity. I understand that it may not be a canon game to the Zelda timeline since like the original Hyrule Warriors, it’s just a fun hack and slash game, but I still added it in because 1.) You can just write it off as it being in a new timeline and 2.) I like to include it since it makes a trilogy and you know how the series is with trilogies lol (Triforce, Golden Goddesses, you get the idea).

*If you want to add on more details to the timeline/clean it up a bit, you’re welcome to*

This post was actually inspire from a comment by @theluckoftheclaws since it got me thinking about the BOTW/AOC/TOTK timeline and how messy everything is lol 🫡,

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Very fun. But it's not enough. Let me make something clear: you think of yourselves as "magicians", but when you're on the stage you're first and foremost actors. Good actors hone their craft to mesmerize the whole crowd.

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TOTK Spoilers?? (Text Only)

So Zelda went back in time, hanged around for a couple of days/weeks, and then became the Light Dragon *while* in possession of the Master Sword. Wtf does that mean for the rest of Hyrule’s history?????? Did she start up a new timeline with her involvement in the past or is everything still in one piece??? BUT NOOOO TGAT WOULDNT MAKE SENSE SINCE THERE WOUKD BE TWO ZELDAS/MASTER SWORDS EXISTING AT THE SAME TIME SO THAT ISNT IT. BUT IF A NEW TIMELINE WAS CREATED DOES THAT MEAN EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED PRE-TOTK IS NO LONGER CANON IN THIS TIMELINE?????????? I fucking hate it here.

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is there a name for media that does this. please i think about it so much

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real

he’s like if a girl was a boy or a boy was a girl

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TOTK SPOILERS ((text only)) 🍷🗿

Would I be crazy to say Sonia let herself be killed in the name of benefiting Zelda/Hyrule? Because there’s no way I’m believing she couldn’t sense Ganondorf’s presence when she was aware of puppet Zelda. And honestly, I wouldn’t doubt it if she has some type of foresight ability since her powers relate to time. Ever since I first saw her in the TOTK artbook leak, she has given off “more powerful than you think” type of energy ((longer ears, triforce tattoos, super blonde hair, compared to Hylia))

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So a post I reblogged about no Dark Link in TotK being a missed opportunity got me thinking about how he could've been implemented:

You could find one of those journals in one of the Yiga outposts in the Depths talking about him. Here's how I think it could read:

Spotted the Hero in the Depths today. I attempted to approach while disguised as a member of the Zonai Survey Team.

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Bad idea. I was attacked immediately and viciously without hesitation. I barely escaped with my life!

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That... was not the Hero.

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Was that the Hero's Shadow spoken of in the old legends? It is said the Shadow would mirror the Hero's appearance and fighting skills... I believe it after that encounter.

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ATTENTION YIGA CLAN MEMBERS: If you spot this figure during your patrols, DO NOT APPROACH. This 'Shadow' will viciously attack anything and anyone that dares get near, even the Yiga Clan.

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Beware the Hero's Shadow.

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Glory to Master Kohga.

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Dark Link would be patrolling the Depths, and upon spotting you, he will chase you down and attack, similar to the Gloom Hands. But unlike the Gloom Hands, you cannot escape by climbing to high ground and waiting for him to vanish. He will simply teleport up to you.

You can either deal enough damage to him, which will make him leave and reappear elsewhere in the Depths (like how the Yiga flee when defeated), or you can teleport far enough away so he loses track of you. Thankfully, he will not follow you to the Surface.

If he spots you while you're wearing the Dark Link outfit, he will be temporarily confused, giving you very limited time to run away or hide before he figures it out and starts attacking you. Similar to the Lynel Mask.

Also while you're wearing the Dark Link outfit, the Yiga will not ambush you, because they think you're the Hero's Shadow.

Dark Link's number of hearts will match that of the player's, just like in OoT. The stronger you get, the stronger he gets too.

He would also have the smartest enemy AI in the game, besides Ganondorf himself:

He dodges any thrown items or arrows shot at him, which means he cannot be cheesed with bombs. He will simply hop out of the blast radius before it lands. You must fight him in close melee combat.

He will mirror your strikes perfectly if you fight him with a one-handed sword and shield. However, he only wields a sword and shield, meaning you can attack him more easily with a different weapon, like... oh I don't know... a two-handed hammer? 😉

I'm not entirely sure what he'd drop upon defeat... Maybe his sword and shield?

Anyway, those are my thoughts. I'd love to hear other ideas :)

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A cutie patootie

kokoro akazaki gifs 🩷

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Hello again

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“This food is so fucking good Lois”

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After watching For the Future I regret not getting into The Owl House sooner I feel so empty and yet whole. God I miss having cartoons take up my entire life