#hate it here

[nintendont2502]

head in hands thinking about homestuck shirt symbols as representations of the self. the kids wearing their interests. jades constantly changing. john and jade permanently impacting each others. roxy and dirks being echoes of their beta counterparts. daves being broken by bro. the trolls symbols literally just being their roles in society

godtiering completely erasing those pieces of self and replacing them with the roles sburb forced on them. you arent a kid thats into cats and wizards and cryptids youre a hero of light. youre not a kid who likes music youre a hero of time. youre not a kid youre a piece in sburbs game and you can be replaced any time if you dont play along

[rheasbrvtality]

saying i miss her is an understatement

[bl00dfroma-fairy]

the knowledge of my suffering but not wanting to bear witness

[intotheelliwoods]

You know what I'm going to haunt your ask box too EVIL LAUGH

RARAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rebouks]

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Madison: No way. Penny: Way. Madison: Oh my god, no wonder he’s so weird. Harry: His dad’s swimmers were probably pissed, like. Titus: Hurrr, where’s the egg again? Bianca: Ew. Madison: Hey, Robin! Can we borrow some of your dad’s liquor for the weekend?! Aster: Guys, c’mon. Madison: What? [various exaggerated glugging noises – laughter] Penny: Take the silence as a no then, Mutey?! Aster: That kinda stuff isn’t exactly funny-.. if it’s even true. Penny: It’s a joke, Aster.. lighten up. Levi: Yeah, what’re you.. the joke police? Aster: You’re just being tight for the sake of it at this point, give him a break. Madison: Booooo, you’re no fun today. Levi: Did you finally start your fucking period? Penny: Awhhh does Aster need a tampon? Titus: I bet Maddy’s got some extra wide ones. Madison: Oh my god-.. I DO NOT! [hysterical laughter] Madison: SHUT UP! … Mr Ashwood: Where are you off to? Lunch is almost over… [Robin ignored Mr Ashwood, whom he usually found quite benign, lest he burst into tears or unleash his boiling rage upon the poor, unsuspecting member of staff-.. he wasn’t the one that deserved it] Mr Ashwood: You can’t leave in the middle of the day-.. Robin! [Robin longed to say watch me, but his stupid mouth refused to cooperate with his stupid brain, leaving him no choice but to force the entirety of his frustration through his legs and into his pedals instead] Mr Ashwood: Don’t think I won’t call your parents, ‘cause I will!

[slutforpringles]

The fact that Sergio Perez may outlast both Daniel Ricciardo and Valtteri Bottas on the F1 grid is absolutely disgusting and absurd.

[skiplo-wave]

So you tell me wish could have gave us Evil couple and decided not to!?

INWANT EVIL MILF AND DILF ASKING IF I SWING AND NOT WAIT FOR AN ANSWER!

[adragonprinceswhore]

Me @ HBO after seeing the leaks for ep 8

[sevikasenby]

im sad and want to delete my art again so have sevika pic for today :)

AGELESS BLOGS, MINORS AND MEN DNI

[a-sentimental-man]

WHO FUCKING DDOS ATTACKS A FANFIC WEBSITE!!

[cipheramnesia]

Back up in my head about how I woulda plotted John Wick again.

[mouthfxllofwhiteliess]

Tell me I’m pretty so the depression goes away 😇🎀✨

[damianwaynerocks]

my work computer doesn’t have a number pad and my regular computer does and i’m mad because now i can’t type fast on my regular computer because im not used to the keyboard being that far to the left. now i can’t write a blurb about bart asking tim and bernard who the woman is and tim tries to explain gender roles but bernard cuts him off and says “tim is the woman. where is my sandwich”

[slythereen]

sainz getting a perfect power ranking score when max can get a grand chelem and still get a 9.7 or some shit oh i am going to be sick

[rebouks]

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Sidney: There he is-.. I could’ve died whilst you were out there chain smoking, y’know. Alton: Sid… Sidney: I’m kidding! Christ, I’m fine. Oscar: Are you? Sidney: [scoffs] I’ll probably be fine. Oscar: Probably? Alton: Don’t sit there and lie to him. Sidney: Fine, fine-.. I might have cancer. Alton: You do have cancer. Sidney: But it’s early-ish, so it’ll be fine! Honestly, he shouldn’t have called either of you-.. waste of time. Alton: They made it sound like an emergency, I panicked! Sidney: You panic when you can’t find the remote. Oscar: How could you not tell? Sidney: It’s not like I was an oncologist. Alton: And you wonder where your “I’m going to ignore this until it goes away except it won’t” gene comes from. Sidney: If you don’t wipe that look off your face, I’ll strangle you with a stray catheter. You’re practically made of sugar; you barely do any exercise since high school and I’m the one who ends up getting cancer?! What horseshit. Alton: It probably helps that I don’t have breasts. Sidney: You fucking do. [Alton snickered, slouching exaggeratedly as he threw his hands behind his head] Alton: Well.. if you took a leaf out of my book and kicked your feet up now n’ then, maybe we wouldn’t be here. Sidney: Hit him for me. Oscar: He’s got a point. Sidney: Don’t start-.. that’s not how it works. Oscar: So, what now? Sidney: Go home-.. and maybe apologise to your wife for ignoring her calls. Alton: Noah told her everything, don’t worry. Oscar: Shit, I left my phone in the car. Sidney: Ohh, because you panicked and wound up with tunnel vision-.. I wonder who that comes from? Oscar: I got the worst of you combined, huh? Alton: Sorry, son. [Oscar tried his best to produce an upbeat chuckle, but all he could muster was a pathetic snort devoid of mirth] Sidney: Go on, I’m not going anywhere yet…