#no kidding

[r1ddl3-m3-th1s]

And people call me the most dramatic one out of all the villains. Darling, you’re not even playing dramatic enough.

What’s more dramatic, a theater kid or a lawyer.

WHY THE FUCK DOES BATBURGER HAVE JOKERIZED FRIES BUT NO OTHER VILLAIN THEMED FOODS??

We’re going to blow up Batburger if they don’t add in something Two Face themed.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: In diplomatic and business situations, when we interpreters translate the chinese meaning to non-chinese-speaking guests, we are most terrified of hearing the chinese side say “There is an old Chinese saying ……”

Cnetizens comment: Yes endless funny shit

[anchoeritic]

this with toxic!ellie.. her fingers all deep inside of you, curling to the movement of your hips. her lips kissing all over your wet ones, desperate to watch your face contort out of pleasure. it didn’t help that you were already trembling at the feeling, her lips bringing you great comfort while her thumb continued to rub circles on your sensitive nub.

“takin’ my fingers s’good,” you can barely hear her mutter out, “almost like you were made for them, baby.” the pace of her fingers slowed down, only going deeper and deeper instead. the thrusts of her fingers curling as she stretched you out more. your body’s reaction only made her want to go deeper, her other hand forcing your thighs to widen even more. “already feel you gettin’ tight ‘round my fingers,” the thumb on your clit rubbing faster, “i know you want it, baby. c’mon.”

[ryllen]

poke dog thoughts

[mooniehoneyrey]

[nekrosmos]

Sleepy Nikolai inspired my this lovely fic by @on-a-lucky-tide because this truly rewired my brain <3

And a small blushing Price under keep reading to go with it

[machiavelli]

That’s how I’ve been feeling lately😔

[hoshifighting]

mingyu. what. the. fuck. now I need to write a fic 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[eternalwanderer-stories]

my babies 🥹❤️

I don't know if I'll get the much-desired interaction between them in season 2, but any joint content (and it's pretty rare, they really don't want to spoil us with this duo) with Jinx and Viktor makes me happy.

let's go, nerd friends!

[cuntphoric]

just saw a fire daisuke mouthwashing edit someone hold me back

[dyalfia]

mr. yakuza

[churipu]

OK LISTEN I FEEL LIKE GOJO AS A DAD WOULD DO THIS

it's not a porn link, it's a video of a dad and his two daughters playing ballet 😭

[2tsuuuun2]

... hahaha... so youre telling hoyoverse, I couldve had my first windblume, talk to venti again, as well as the whole mondstad characters, had fun with all the events...

And you chose the music festival in inazuma (that i havent even unlocked yet due to being a new player) centering on some guy, although funny and cool, I wouldnt care so much about when it was suppose to be fucking windblume?????

I woke up to this news btw :D

[ottopilot-sfw]

Aubrey really taking the biggest rap battle L in the history of hip-hop, in a totally self-inflicted manner.

[piebingo]

If we don’t get any news in December I’m stealing Omar from Sweden.