use-your-telescope
I have to get off this planet.
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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Happy birthday to my favorite poopsy
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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I have noticed a pattern in my writing. I will never be NOT obsessed with the comma and the — symbol, whatever it's called. Just end the sentence already? How bout nah.
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn't fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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i know we're all sick of self-care being a marketing tactic now, but i don't think a lot of us have any other concept of self-care beyond what companies have tried to sell us, so i thought i'd share my favorite self-care hand out
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brought to you by how mad i just got at a Target ad
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use-your-telescope · 3 days ago
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Sometimes I see people from countries with public healthcare systems post videos that are like “This is the reality of socialized medicine. I had to wait in the ER with my sick baby for 4 hours.” “I had to wait 8 months to see a specialist. That’s egregious.” or “They didn’t have a bed for my loved one in mental health treatment.” and it’s like. Come to America babygirl. You can experience all of this and have your insurance deny it and pay thousands and thousands of dollars for it. Like I know healthcare systems in countries with public health can be bad but when I see someone imply they’re bad because the healthcare is universal, I want to jump through the screen and put my elbow on their throat. “The NHS is deeply flawed, therefore we should abolish it and go back to private healthcare. That will definitely make healthcare in this country better!” I am going to Kill You.
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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It's about who.
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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there’s nothing purer or better than how much kids enjoy being picked up and then hurled at soft surfaces
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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2 genres of fanfiction:
1) put that guy into situations
2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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I love soulmates but also this-
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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It's almost Christmas y'all 🎄
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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Can request a comfort lokitty hug it’s been a rough rough few days for me 🥺
Thank you (;
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He brought you a present <3
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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You think THATS a denim jacket?
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Surely you
Jest
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.
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use-your-telescope · 5 days ago
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"i can fix him" ok well i will try to make him realize how loved and cherished he is outside of the narrative he created for himself
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