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starridge · 3 months ago

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also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

#i dont even care im never escaping the sexyman enjoyer allegations #cringe is dead let me draw the sexyman this is literally tumblr #gravity falls #bill cipher #dipper pines #mabel pines #i have more but i gotta go back to work so maybe ill post it tmr who knows

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tuttle-did-it · 5 months ago

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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trekkerac · 5 days ago

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Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

#my stuff #gravity falls #gravity falls au #stanford pines #stanley pines #spoiler: he does revive stanley in the end. after a lot of “hiccups”.#or maybe he doesn't... you'll never know... unless i draw it #anyways you're gonna have to piece these drawings together into a time line yourself. god knows i'm not drawing them in order #frankenghost au

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stars-are-stellar · 28 days ago

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It's hard to stay positive when everything is going badly

#i want things to get better #so i keep trying #but maybe i just don't actually have the resources to do this #maybe i never have #maybe this has all been a lie

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doom-dreaming · 7 months ago

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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD

#have you maybe considered even once that an 8-5 job is not the natural human state #'i never had a job with so much leisure time'#YOU NEVER WORKED A SHIFT JOB #EVEN WHEN YOU WERE SCRAPING BY IN COLLEGE #I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THINGS HAVE GOTTEN EVEN WORSE SINCE YOU WERE MY AGE #screams forever and ever #sorry this is literally just incoherent venting

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xxdigitaldream · 1 month ago

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various album covers

#homestuck #john egbert #rose lalonde #dave strider #jade harley #hs art #hs fanart #artist on tumblr #cannot seperate these guys #even though 90% of the time i only draw dave #dave fiend over here #bc i usually only have energy / ideas for one #i wanna do actual homestuck album redraws though #be so awesome #one day #maybe #when im not busy #(never)#dr art

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canisalbus · 3 months ago

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itsdefinitely · 3 months ago

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i've noticed a pattern

#stanford pines #gravity falls #arthur lester #malevolent #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #tma #bill woodward #hatchetfield #grian #i havent actually gotten very far in malevolent so that's basically a guess. but john seems like he'd be an eldritch entity #maybe he was human once but he doesn't seem like it now #also if arthur has any distinguishing traits erm. whatever #i have never drawn watcher grian before and i didnt watch evo so :P #there are two guys named bill in this image #i chose these characters to give people as much whiplash as possible and its working

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bixels · 3 months ago

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“America has no culture” is an inherently racist statement. Especially when talking about California, which has enormous populations (yes, plural) of Hispanic and Asian immigrants.

It’s such a self report that you see the American hegemony, the American monolith, as a singularly white entity that’s worthy of scorn. I want that person to look at the Black American NYC Miku design and tell me with their full chest that that isn’t culture. Especially when modern pop culture owes so much to Black American culture — hip hop, language, streetwear and fashion, pop music, jazz — as is actively erasing their roots, saying all of America has no culture is a dumbass statement.

Also, “all the US Mikus are dressed in generic casual street style for coolish weather.” The original Brazilian Miku is wearing sunglasses, a crop top, short shorts, a bikini, and flip flops you absolute dunce. If you’re gonna be rude at least be consistent.

#not even to mention indigenous folks #personal #delete later #obligatory I don’t like the us I’m not a patriot #but saying this is like saying us doesn’t have it’s own food #TELL ME you’ve never had soul food without telling me you’ve never had soul food #‘we’re not talking about poc Americans though white Americans have no culture’ does my Miku design look white to you.#I think that account got dusted overnight but if they’re still here I’m not surprised if they make a #qualifying backtracking ‘what I meant was’ statement #hey maybe next time if you have a point to make don’t come out the gate swinging like an asshole and yell big generalizing claims

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bacchuschucklefuck · 4 months ago

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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

#dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #figueroth faeth #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #kristen applebees #fh class quangle #my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now #got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol #in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine #this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol #I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out #thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough #to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement #(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering #its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics #maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol #fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor #I always forget makeup is real #also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know #sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate #also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home #she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her #okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things #cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps

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crispyliza · 5 months ago

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Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

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stolenkissesdiaz · 13 days ago

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i hope buck, eddie and shannon are haunting helena through chris rn. i hope when chris rolls his eyes and snarks back helena freezes reminding her damn well who his father is. i hope when chris bites the inside of cheek and is suddenly really interested in his hands when he’s nervous about something helena scrunches her eyebrows in confusion bc she swears she’s seen it before and her eyes widen as she recalls eddie’s friend, the same friend who was there when they picked up chris, having the same mannerisms when eddie and his team came to texas. i hope when chris asks for the ice cream from the store 45 minutes from their house near the park and he picks rocky road helena swallows roughly bc shannon would do the same when she missed eddie and/or was sad. i hope she’s violently reminded no matter how much she pretends, that child will never be hers in the way she’s so desperately been trying to make it be for years. i hope she’s reminded of her damn place in chris’ life.

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watchingwisteria · 1 year ago

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listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

#seeing some discourse and im not saying lucy grey didnt know #im saying she never dropped the kind of hints that she knew like she did in the movie #or if she did snow isnt worried about them until he very suddenly is consumed by them #snow is not concerned about whether or not she believed him. of course she did! hes snow!#but then shes gone…. for a while……#and its the sudden immediate drastic unravelling that comes across so clearly in the book #that i knew wouldn’t translate to screen yet still cant help but miss #the hunger games #coriolanus snow #tbosas #lucy gray baird #not a crime or anything just a note that i cannot stop thinking about #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #this is all from memory of reading it quite a while ago. so maybe 3 pages is an exaggeration #but i remember it happening VERY quickly and without much external cause #like we as the reader have no indication as to whether shes nearby or not.#snow has no idea either. he just SUSPECTS. and his suspicion breeds the hatred that has been bubbling inside him all this time #he hates how she undoes him. he hates that he WOULD run away with her if shed let him keep his secrets #and he HATES more than anything that she makes him WANT to tell his secrets #he wants to be vulnerable and reveal the ugly nasty parts about himself and still be loved #but he does not let himself and it is everyone’s downfall #he chooses cruelty bc it is easy and familiar and makes him feel more powerful than the vulnerable give and take that real love requires

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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What if Mike got the bad ending of the FNAF movie..

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lazylittledragon · 26 days ago

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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

#ramble #it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume #not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls #idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them #and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off #if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun #also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter #cis son privileges are CRAZY #i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences #like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here #i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day #this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh #is this just a my family thing or is this common

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teaboot · 5 days ago

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Me: I appreciate that you keep bringing me tupperware leftovers but you really really shouldn't, you're going to lose a lot of containers

My brother, handing me the 10 thousandth container of leftovers: Oh yeah I forgot to ask when are you bringing those back

Me: You don't want them back.

My brother: What did you do

Me: Better question: what did I NOT do

Him: ...

Me:

Him: Oh my god

Me: Yeah

Him: You haven't been WASHING THEM?

Me: Bruh I'll be honest I haven't even been eating most of them

Him: Oh my god

Him: I have been bringing you lunch since-

Me: Halloween

Him: OH MY GOD

Me: Yeah

Him: It's been- we JUST bought those containers

Me: I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU TO STOP

Him: WHAT THE HELL

Me: I HAVE TOLD YOU SO MANY TIMES TO STOP

Him: IF I DONT FEED YOU, YOU DONT EAT

Me: I AM AN ADULT I PACK FOOD

Him: WHAT FOOD

Me: I DONT KNOW, FUCKING. SPAGHETTI

Him: IN WHAT? IN WHAT? YOU DONT WASH YOUR FUCKING TUPPERWARE

Me: I DON'T *BUY* TUPPERWARE CAUSE I KNOW I WONT WASH IT

Him: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU CARRY THE SPAGHETTI IN

Me: Bags

Him: What

Me: Ziplock fucking bags

Him: YOU'RE EATING SPAGETTI OUT OF BAGS

Me: IT'S LESS WASTEFUL

Him: HOW is it less wasteful? HOW?? You're throwing out a plastic bag every single day!

Me: It's better than throwing out tupperware!

Him: TUPPERWARE IS REUSABLE

Me: NOT IF YOU DONT WASH IT

Him: WHY THE FUCK NOT

Me: I DONT DO DISHES

Him: THE FUCK YOU MEAN YOU DONT DO DISHES.

Me: I hate doing dishes. You KNOW I hate doing dishes. I have ALWAYS HATED DOING DISHES you KNOW this

Him: WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN EATING OFF OF

Me: PLASTIC BAGS

Him:

Him: You're a fucking trash monster

Me: You wore the same pair of Shrek pants every day for two years

Him: When will you let that go

Me: I will never let it go

Me:

Me: ...thank you for the lasagna

#This little bastard is kind and thoughtful to the point that it is almost dumb #STOP TAKING CARE OF ME I HAVE A SYSTEM #It's not that I NEVER do dishes #I just hate it so much its maybe an every 17 days thing #I just refuse to dirty them when possible #Like literally I will straight up skip a meal before I touch the sink #I am aware it's stupid #Just as I am aware of the reasons #But because I KNOW MYSELF I will not buy tupperware #At least glass will wait for me #....this is always why I eat so many sandwiches tbh #The bagged spaghetti post #Teaboot

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